Day 94 - A failure

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Imagine being so useless of a human being that you cannot even film yourself eating, the thing you are bobsledding to the grave for.

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Show of hands, who is surprised? Honestly, I kind of was. I really thought she would make it, especially since uploads from her=$$$$$$$. Oh well...yet another thing she tried.
 
When does she get paid? Maybe she decided she hit her shekel goal.
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If the sads could be measured by weight, there's not a scale in the world that could accommodate her feefees. Nearly every video includes something about her not having a good day, cryeen, sads, feelings, etc. Someone posted a random video in the general thread from early november 2016, when things were still good with Destiny, and she was relatively positive in the video, but ended with what a rough time she's having that day, cryeen a lot, is glad to be home with destiny and her pets.

Look, I understand depression, PMS and all of that, but if I was constantly plagued by the sads like Amber, I'd take responsibility for it and for myself by either going to therapy several times a week, do some outpatient treatment, or fling myself off the tallest building. I'm surprised becky, eric, ricky and twinkie storr haven't had a meeting of the minds to devise a plan to smother her in her sleep.
 
You know, if I could make $500 a day just by filming myself eating some gross shit for lunch... I would upload every single damn day. She doesn't need to produce any content with actual though. She just needs to stuff her face and babble about candles or TV shows or whatever. The fact she's too lazy to film and poorly edit something we all know she's already doing multiple times a day, for like a few hundred dollar minimum pay out, is shocking to me.
 
No idea what videos she will try and do next. She's done everything more than once to the point that it's all done to hell and back. Her content was never creative but me wonders if her giving up is also a background admission that there's not much else to show. Not to mention her worse than ever ratings, scam, family drama, etc. It has only gotten worse. Maybe she finally realized her trolling isn't good.

Will she go back to the same ole same ole or is this a new beginning (of the end)? Thoughts?

Can we also see dem laygss already?
 
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When does she get paid? Maybe she decided she hit her shekel goal.
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Oh wow I forgot about this. AdSense payment for last month usually lands on 21st on the current month. You're totally right, this bitch made bank last month and once the payment dropped, she couldn't even complete 100 days and gave up as easily as her methany mom gave up on her 😂
 
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What are you guise talkin' about? Big Al has an unbroken 28 year streak of being a colossal failure at EVERYTHING! She's a top tier winner in the loser department. Come on, how many of us can say we've fucked up everything for such a long period of time? Big Al's got us all beat.
Rah rah rah...keepin' the streak alive..
 
I think Amber was able to live in denial all week over all these betrayals. Misty Dawn Pedo Fucker pretended to like her, then announcing Amber is their personal paypig and they suck the money straight out of her tit.

Norma telling the internet that if it were not for strangers donating she would not have had money for gas, food, and hotels- which is a hard swing at Amber.

Misty Dawn Pedo Fucker wishing cancer on everyone, but keep watching Amber! The more money she makes, the more money my mom gets!

She discovered her loyal sped was not so loyal, and was interested in a hole much daintier than hers.

Then! The cherry on top of the poop bun- Norma Jean Collins, Two Time Homophobic Trash Queen Champion of Uncle Fuck, Kentucky, agrees to go on one of Amber's most bitterly hostile hater channels to give her side of the story.

It's at this point her bubble of denial bursts and Amber collapses, crying into a cake that cares and she won't come out until she's 30 pounds heavier.

A gorl can only take so much.
 
On one hand, I have no surprise at all that she quit, despite the terrible quality and low-effort nature of her easy-to-make videos. On the other hand, they gave me something to watch on graveyard shift during lunch breaks.

On a third, mutant, hand, watching them at 3AM by myself in the breakroom made me feel like I was in Hell, listening to a cow mouth human words around its diseased tongue proclaiming the end of my bloodline. So, pros and cons.
 
Well at least this happened on a Friday night, so Rickie won't have to get up early after listening to Amber wail about her feefees stumble around the kitchen until the early hours of the morning.
 
Amber failing, who would've known!

Honestly though, at this point I think her body is rotting around her and her brain isn't too far behind, so... it's not acid reflux, boo boo, it's your body giving up in front of so much bullshit!
 
For the longest time, AL didn't care too much about the hate (or managed to tell herself that, at least) as long as she was getting paid. She even cultivated it, all to keep that money rollin' in.

It's finally getting to her. She initially developed her "thick skin" when she was with Destiny, and relatively happy and secure. With each passing year, her life has become more miserable, with fewer people irl pretending to love her (and even outright reviling her, using her, and making sure she doesn't get *too* comfortable with things) and the online hate has started to sting.

Sadly for her, she didn't foresee what we ALL foresaw, and never planned on doing anything other than YouTube. One way or another, this was going to end -- either her channel would die or even her numb, narcissistic psyche would finally have enough. But she insisted the good times would never end, and so here she is. She couldn't get a job if she wanted to, and she could never adjust to earning an average wage even if she did (not least of all because unless she's got the money, no one's got the time for her).

We warned you, gorl. You just called us haydurs and went into hypercunt mode. Now we don't feel bad for you.

But we will watch. Don't worry about that.

Edit: Clarity
 
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