DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups

[Battlefield2142EU]

While I understand everyone in this thread raking Gunn over the coals for being a faggot and rightfully so in many regards (like how he's throwing the baby out with the bathwater right now)

I can get and understand Zack Synder and even Todd Howard joker. But him backstabbing Matt Reeves screams of jealously.

 

[Mystery Spy]

I want to be optimistic because Gun, for all his faults, actually likes superheroes. And he does understand the characters. At least he does much bettter than objetivist edgelord Znyder. I disliked Zack becuase he loved to warp characters to fit his philosophy instead of the other way around. So I do think Gunn will be an upgrade from his predecessesor. That being said, it's dissapointing, but not surprising that he is acting as a petty hollywood elite type. Because he is one.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

That one line about Weasel, "He supposedly killed 27 kids. He doesn't seem to be violent, but I wouldn't let him near a children's choir" or whatever he said; feels vaguely like it could apply to Gunn. Just saying

 

[Humble Architect]

That one line about Weasel, "He supposedly killed 27 kids. He doesn't seem to be violent, but I wouldn't let him near a children's choir" or whatever he said; feels vaguely like it could apply to Gunn. Just saying

I mean, yeah, when the day of the rope comes he’s gonna be one of the first.

Posting trash like this, regardless of what he has or hasn’t done is enough to get the pedo stamp and a one-way ticket to hell.

 

[el bandito loco]

Thoughts on Creature Commandos everyone? Come on we have a job to do

I actually like some of those characters, and have read most creature commando appearances before and this is another in name only adaptation of the team and the characters, no thank you. I'll pirate it when it's done but I'm not in a rush to be disappointed Gunn got his hands on some obscure literal who's I happen to like and ruined them again.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I mean, yeah, when the day of the rope comes he’s gonna be one of the first.
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Posting trash like this, regardless of what he has or hasn’t done is enough to get the pedo stamp and a one-way ticket to hell.

Hollywood is full of pedos proof number infinity

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

People in here mad about The Buttman retards getting screwed over. LOL. Maybe don't remake Se7en then, bitches, and with a three-hour runtime at that.

God, I can't wait for pedo Gunn's universe to go up in flames. Nigga's really coming out of the gates with a Superman movie that has 90 fucking superheroes in it, including a magic dog. Nobody wants to see that Marvel-esque faggotry in 2025.

 

[Starman John]

Thoughts on Creature Commandos everyone? Come on we have a job to do

From my first impressions of these two episodes i enjoyed it despite it's flaws. Was expecting The Bride to be another girlboss type but i like that she has a bit more going on from these few episodes. I didn't know what to expect of Phosphorous but i liked him from the little we got. I like the design of G.I. Robot but his nazi gimmick is grating. Boy it's pretty obvious with David Harbour that he is not used to voice acting. And The beginning of the first episode almost killed me from the cringe. But despite it all i liked it. I wonder how the rest of the season will do.

 

[el bandito loco]

including a magic dog

The dog was literally the only thing I was happy about until it turned out it was based on his fucking little dog. fuckin' Gunn nepotism down to the animals

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

The dog was literally the only thing I was happy about until it turned out it was based on his fucking little dog. fuckin' Gunn nepotism down to the animals

(Looks at the script for Supergirl Woman of Tomorrow )

...He should bring the little Crisp Rat from The Suicide Squad back!

 

[urr13 account]

That one line about Weasel, "He supposedly killed 27 kids. He doesn't seem to be violent, but I wouldn't let him near a children's choir" or whatever he said; feels vaguely like it could apply to Gunn.

yeah, I think this was definitely intentional. Weasel coming back from death was likely a reference to James Gun reviving his career after being "canceled". The 27 dead kids is probably a reference to how many kids he's molested or something like that, an in-joke only his closest pedo friends get.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

yeah, I think this was definitely intentional. Weasel coming back from death was likely a reference to James Gun reviving his career after being "canceled". The 27 dead kids is probably a reference to how many kids he's molested or something like that, an in-joke only his closest pedo friends get.

At the risk of being conspiratorial/paranoid, it's horrible to think that this could be right...

Imagine he almost spilled this on a talk show or Q&A but catches himself just in time :3

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

I mean, yeah, when the day of the rope comes he’s gonna be one of the first.
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Posting trash like this, regardless of what he has or hasn’t done is enough to get the pedo stamp and a one-way ticket to hell.

Emily Youcis, @svenstoffels and that fag webcomic guy Null likes also joked about this stuff back then, its like claiming anyone who was a fan of patrice oneal is a pedo because patrice oneal raped a little girl and went to prison for it.

Yeah James Gunn is a typical hollywood fruit now, but its proper fucked to go "no one's ever made a joke about pedos" when literally all of Null's favorite people have. (even dick masterson!)

 

[urr13 account]

It's inappropriate to speak ill of Emily Youcis.

 

[Humble Architect]

Emily Youcis, @svenstoffels and that fag webcomic guy Null likes also joked about this stuff back then, its like claiming anyone who was a fan of patrice oneal is a pedo because patrice oneal raped a little girl and went to prison for it.

Yeah James Gunn is a typical hollywood fruit now, but its proper fucked to go "no one's ever made a joke about pedos" when literally all of Null's favorite people have. (even dick masterson!)

There’s more, you know that right? Gunn was also friends with that guy, Huddleston I think his name was, convicted pedophile. He also had those priest parties.

Oh and what was it? Guardians 2 where a child trafficker gets a “redemption” arc?

Where there’s smoke there’s fire.

 

[Overly Serious]

People in here mad about The Buttman retards getting screwed over. LOL. Maybe don't remake Se7en then, bitches, and with a three-hour runtime at that.

Seven, oh I'm sorry, "Se7en", came out thirty years ago. People born the year it came out have their own kids now. There are very few truly original ideas but if you can't go back three decades to have some crude similarities might as well give up film making for a couple of decades.

 

[Humble Architect]

Seven, oh I'm sorry, "Se7en", came out thirty years ago. People born the year it came out have their own kids now. There are very few truly original ideas but if you can't go back three decades to have some crude similarities might as well give up film making for a couple of decades.

Honestly, “Se7en” when it came out was a great Long Halloween move and The Batman just redoing it as the Long Halloween is just a “full circle” sort of move.

Brad Pitt in Se7en is just Harvey Dent. It’s the best Batman movie without Batman

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Brad Pitt in Se7en is just Harvey Dent. It’s the best Batman movie without Batman

Se7en pre-dates The Long Halloween, so if anything TLH is just Se7en, but with Batman.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

It's inappropriate to speak ill of Emily Youcis.

The only pedo we're not allowed to joke about on the site (Dick Masterson got the same treatment)

But I guess when Null likes someone their jokes are just jokes instead of evidence. Like for fucks sake watch her early videos. Way more evidence of creepy kid stuff than Mr.gun

 

[el bandito loco]

Se7en rules. I would fucking love a Fincher directed Batman movie. or a Fincher Question or Martian Manhunter might be cool too. any more investigative type characters. I don't love all of his movies, but his style is always on point even if the movie is just whatever. hell, I'd like a dark investigative reporting focused Superman movie. for business reasons it wouldn't make sense but I've always thought you could easily make a super dark as fuck Superman movie, just where nothing about himself is, just whatever it is he's dealing with is some serious horrifying stuff. whenever there is dark superman shit a lot of the time the issue with it is they make him that way, when if it was the opposite it would be fine. you can make him get serious as hell if he needs to without losing the character. his best stories tend to be that way in the first place.

I'm just so over the ironic self aware humor shit. we get it, it's inherently goofy, so what? all I have ever wanted out of these superhero adaptations are them to just play it straight. it doesn't have to be miserable, just take it seriously. the nolan movies are serious but there is a lot of levity at least in the first two. none of it is gut busting hilarious but some of it is legitimately kinda funny and it keeps them from being miserable to sit through. this is my biggest fear with gunn at the helm is it's going to spend way too much time goofing on shit. yeah he's got a super dog too, so what? it's seriously not any dumber at all than there being a planet galaxies away with aliens that look exactly like humans who get powers under our sun and one being sent away and crashes in kansas to be raised by nice old people, them having dogs there is just as ridiculous, if they just played it straight it really isn't that big of a deal and you can get some levity out of the dog doing ridiculous shit like them playing fetch with a whole ass tree or something but the movie is going to be filled with other human characters making self aware one liners about the dog. I don't have a problem with dropping us into a lived in world with other superheroes already, I like that. what I don't like is that the approach is going to be he doesn't fit in with them and they are going to be clowning on him and take up a shitload of the movie.

I don't understand what is so fucking hard about just doing a superman story or whatever. everything has to be an aware winking at the audience thing, or some sort of retarded commentary about the character's place in the world. just make a fuckin movie. the problem with most movies these days (and comics) is everybody has to have a fuckin take instead of just making something in the vein of whatever it is. even The Batman, which I didn't love but liked well enough suffered from this problem where the movie is about Batman's role and place in the world by the end, just make a movie where Batman is Batman and does, Batman shit. what's so fucking hard about that? if it isn't a mediocre comedy or self parody like a lot of the MCU basically is, it's always some meta commentary shit. just fucking do a story where the character does what they should be doing. stop pretending to be smarter than you are or pointing out how dumb it is like you, the creator of the movie is above making what you made when you make these things and just make an entertaining 2 hours. it would go a long way at this point to just see a cut and dry superhero flick with competent characters in a competent plot having a traditional adventure because we never get that.