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OutInTheRain said:
Who is the market for this?
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Judging by what we got so far, I would say the modern lonely childless women of the West.
Supergirl appears to be one of them, she's a vulgar manhating alcoholic slut.
I wasn't there but I'm almost certain that the phrase "Taylor Swift's fanbase" was uttered when Gunn pitched her movie.
 
Idiotron said:
Judging by what we got so far, I would say the modern lonely childless women of the West.
Supergirl appears to be one of them, she's a vulgar manhating alcoholic slut.
I wasn't there but I'm almost certain that the phrase "Taylor Swift's fanbase" was uttered when Gunn pitched her movie.
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Are Taylor Swift fans known for their love of DC and comic book movies...?
 
Battlefield2142EU said:
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"She was partially responsible for two of our biggest bombs of the last decade. Put her in charge of the next Batman movie!"

Does this lady have ties to the mob or something?
 
What is Superman's "Kryptonite"?

In literature, mythology, and comic books heroes often have a "kryptonite" or "Achilles's heel", basically a weakness that makes them vulnerable.

I'm curious what fans here would consider to be Superman's "Kryptonite"?
 
Incecticyder said:
He is not exactly weak to it, he has no magical defenses higher than those of a normal human. He can withstand a magic lightning bolt better than a normal human but a paralysis spell works almost well on him as it would on Jimmy.
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look, I'm just trying to do the basic joke of "smartass does a setup to a joke, then you take the piss out of it by answering something that's AKSHUALLY correct but kills the joke"
 
Idiotron said:
Judging by what we got so far, I would say the modern lonely childless women of the West.
Supergirl appears to be one of them, she's a vulgar manhating alcoholic slut.
I wasn't there but I'm almost certain that the phrase "Taylor Swift's fanbase" was uttered when Gunn pitched her movie.
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just as a fyi supergirl's source/inspiration is going to supposedly rely a good bit on tom king's supergirl, so a quick read of it on free sites or something cheaper like dc compact can give a idea of some stuff to expect, there's clearly been some liberties taken already though.

gunn's just MR marvel humor and was never a good sign, with hodson seeming like a good choice and just raping the batman ip, every character actor being replaced rapidly, clearly nobody gives a fuck there, and if they do they're incompetent. the issue with a supergirl type flick or comic to begin with is since majority of the fanbase for comics is men, you typically make it cheesecake with action and plot in that order, but the only option that's been pushed for modern audiences is a women's empowerment plot. the art of doing, or accepting both is mostly lost. stuff since like wolfman/perez's starfire, raven, and wonder girl were all very attractive, very powerful women with as much back stories as the guys. them wearing bikinis on a beach or other fanservice panels made more men go "DAMN" without lessening them whatsoever. especially the whole modern dom fetish shit is about having a sexy woman with more power over you, not less. still was the appeal back then, i don't think any male ever liked, say, wonder woman thinking they'd beat her into the kitchen or some shit.

in general though for supergirl, first problem is *tom king* being the source material, even though i like some of his earlier batman, he's very pozzed and his supergirl was a artsy reinterpretation of the character, following his rorschach reinvention bullshit.

it's funny what gold they're sitting on that they've never used though, even if they wanted to be politically correct, wolfman/perez's titans run is right fuckin there. raven, wonder girl, starfire, strong women with fan following, robin, cyborg, beast boy, strong men with fans. the teen titans animated show has fucked everything going forward with what the dynamic actually was though, and for some reason everyone thinks starfire simply must be black instead of just "alien woman", but there's all sorts of shit there for movies even if Allah forbid it was just the teen titans show live action, or room for them to do plotlines but less retarded. them joining together, fighting minor baddies teambuilding, judas contract, going to tamaran, starfire's first wedding but adapted to be less retarded/cucked and for robin to actually man the fuck up (we don't talk about the second), trigon battle, white raven. lots of fucking classic content to use with naturally diverse characters (if anyone could actually be trusted to make alterations without pozzing) instead of going to tom king. or something like alan moore's swamp thing done by talented visual artists.

i'm fucking sick of margot robbie, but it was also a hilariously retarded move to try to push harley quinn with suicide squad instead of a batman v joker movie that incorporated "mad love", and it not being the fuckin 30 second artsy leto clip. at least they never went full deadpool like her in comics now for the last 10+ years i guess
 
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Possible information regarding Supergirl has been leaked on the 4chan /tv/ board. It appears to be consistent with the type of content that James Gunn might author.
>film's villains are space pirate incel rapists who enslave women because they can't breed otherwise
>Kara is an alcoholic has regular drunken one night stands and mourns how lonely she is.
>Lobo appears for a bit, is patronized by Kara and has some shitty action scenes that last a minute.
>Kara and this little Asian female sidekick.
>she's also a quirk chungus who makes fun of toxic men and their dick sizes while outdrinking aliens in space bars.
>Her father and mother are written like overbearing Jewish parents stereotypes
>She also makes fun of her cousin a lot, most of it is completely mean-spirited towards Superman and the idea of superheroes
>She's also implied to be bisexual and never shown on screen.
>plot is completely nonsensical, things happen and none of it has any rhyme or reason
>villain cries near the end and says he just wanted to not be an incel before he is brutally killed by Supergirl who laughs about how much of a virgin loser he is.
>a song called GIRL POWER (by Shampoo) plays over the end credits while she heads back to Earth. GIRL. POWER.
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So I'm not bringing my girls to watch this movie and I shouldn't have shown them the trailer to get them excited for capeshit.

What the fuck.
 
XYZpdq Jr. said:
why in the literal shit would you get anybody hyped for current shit
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Because current shit is continuing and while it ain't fantastic or incredible or top tier it is still entertaining and id rather have my kids be normal members of society rather than preachy little faggots who rely on memberberries and can't even enjoy shitty but entertaining content.

I want them be able to say why the new superman is terrible/flawed/shitty instead of comparing it to other "better" iterations and hate every frame because their mindset is set on hating current shit.

Tldr:
Either be a person or a redditor.

I had high hopes for a proper girl power super-hero movie but instead it's just a man hating girl power superhero movie which they won't be watching. It's just another Captain marvel movie when it should have been the marvels movie.
 
Ultraman Orb Dark said:
What about losing his dog?
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It wasn't even his dog, they couldn't even get that right.

and on the subject of that, I'm sorry and I know pretty much without a shadow of a doubt I'm the only person to complain about this, but that movie character assassinated Krypto. It's not just that movie, I've seen it done other places too in recent years, but contrary to what you're led to believe by this shit, Krypto is not just a dog. he's a fully fledged character. For the majority of his appearances and history, we get his internal monologue. granted I don't want a movie where we get voice overs from super dog, but I hate they made him a total joke.

Of course there is room for goofy moments and laughs, he's a dog, with superpowers. but he's Superman's dog, not Kara's, and he's also more than just a dog. he's an extremely smart dog who relies on his wits more than his super powers. remember all those dog movies for kids in the 90s that were shit like Home Alone but with a dog? Basically dogs outwitting dumbshits trying to catch them by making them fall over and into traps and stuff like that? That's Krypto. Except he also flies and chases asteroids instead of cars.

This movie made him retarded. Which, he was funny in places but he still could have been cute and funny but intelligent. he shouldn't not be dog like or something, but he's not like a badly behaved problem pup.

But this is sort of my point about all of this shit, they always make movies like this being like look how comic book it is, but its just making fun of the material. Its still people embarrassed to be making it.
 
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