DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups

[Battlefield2142EU]

While he would disapprove of the violence on both sides, he isn't exactly anti-border like I am guessing these people think he is:

By the logic of writers making characters into their mouthpieces. By their logic well superman really harbors a near century old prejudice against the Javanese for Pearl Harbor. What makes it funnier: Anime and Manga dominate American comics and western animation. A medium packed with characters who think ICE are going too soft on illegals and criminals. FYI, those are IDW comics official sonic comics writers and artists using Sega-licensed character to produce anti-ICE and pro-illegal propaganda. Archie Comics almost lost the sonic license over Ken Pender's sneaking into LGBT propaganda in Sonic Comics. Which IDW themselves are skirting around and bitching Sega won't make Knuckles bisexual.

 

[Humble Architect]

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By the logic of writers making characters into their mouthpieces. By their logic well superman really harbors a near century old prejudice against the Javanese for Pearl Harbor. What makes it funnier: Anime and Manga dominate American comics and western animation. A medium packed with characters who think ICE are going too soft on illegals and criminals. FYI, those are IDW comics official sonic comics writers and artists using Sega-licensed character to produce anti-ICE and pro-illegal propaganda. Archie Comics almost lost the sonic license over Ken Pender's sneaking into LGBT propaganda in Sonic Comics. Which IDW themselves are skirting around and bitching Sega won't make Knuckles bisexual.

It may be a controversial story but this is fitting.

My boy Kal-L and his hatred for Japs, grey (gay) morality and greed would be in heaven in our world, an endless supply of stress balls on all sides of the political spectrum, all in need of being wrapped in metal and thrown out of windows. So yes, “my fictional character thinks like I do,” it’s very funny. I’m just glad the old man is a retired character and did not have to see what Kara has been reduced to (AIDS nigger whore.)

IDW needs to be deported to Juarez.

Wonder Woman would bitch then get immediately called out for being the ambassador of the island with the strictest border laws imaginable. From there she would be relegated to the sidelines.

“Clark, we need to do something!”

“Do we? I don’t wanna step into this one, I mean it sucks that my favorite hot dog stand guy got deported but I’m not gonna let it bring me down.”

 

[strumpets exeunt]

By the logic of writers making characters into their mouthpieces. By their logic well superman really harbors a near century old prejudice against the Javanese for Pearl Harbor. What makes it funnier: Anime and Manga dominate American comics and western animation. A medium packed with characters who think ICE are going too soft on illegals and criminals. FYI, those are IDW comics official sonic comics writers and artists using Sega-licensed character to produce anti-ICE and pro-illegal propaganda. Archie Comics almost lost the sonic license over Ken Pender's sneaking into LGBT propaganda in Sonic Comics. Which IDW themselves are skirting around and bitching Sega won't make Knuckles bisexual.

Feels like I'm gonna be getting some use out of this one in the coming weeks.

 

[God of Nothing]

I was most engaged with Injustice as a story when Clark did the world a favour and beat a yuppie champagne socialist to death for invading his home and harming his father. That was inexorably based and chad-pilled. Like that story has its issues, especially in regards to the modern perception of Supes. But its willingness to kill off shit characters is to be commended.

Btw, if that was realistic, Pa Kent would’ve cheered.

clark got saved so many times in that

 

[Humble Architect]

clark got saved so many times in that

Worst one was him not getting immediatly smited after what he did to Billy Batson. The powers that be would not take kindly to the boy who borrows their power being zeroed by an alien tyrant.

But this is the universe where Bruce allies with Harley, the clown whore who helped kill his best friend’s wife, his godchild, a city and was responsible for his friend becoming a psychopath. Somehow he has a shred of credibility after this and cared more about “muh morals” rather than being a friend and acknowledging that Clark was right.

It’s a world that deserves a Crisis villain to win. Me and a friend brainstormed the best end to Injustice, a KC-like Supes channelling Prince Adam from the based MOTU crossover and putting Injustice Clark out of his own misery, then saving the few not-corrupted supers from being erased and taking them to his universe (I think it’s just Kara, Starfire and Blue Beetle who aren’t useless psychopaths.)

Completely erase Injustice and just let Clark die, it’s clear he wants it, he’s been goading Bruce for years.

 

[Incecticyder]

Worst one was him not getting immediatly smited after what he did to Billy Batson. The powers that be would not take kindly to the boy who borrows their power being zeroed by an alien tyrant.

Actually, that is a good point, where are the gods in that universe? Can't imagine they would just be ok with all that unless he made them the official state religion or something.

But this is the universe where Bruce allies with Harley, the clown whore who helped kill his best friend’s wife, his godchild, a city and was responsible for his friend becoming a psychopath. Somehow he has a shred of credibility after this and cared more about “muh morals” rather than being a friend and acknowledging that Clark was right.

They wanted to be able to use Harley's popularity and thus made her a protagonist. Really, she does not fit on either side after what she helped Joker do.

It’s a world that deserves a Crisis villain to win. Me and a friend brainstormed the best end to Injustice, a KC-like Supes channelling Prince Adam from the based MOTU crossover and putting Injustice Clark out of his own misery, then saving the few not-corrupted supers from being erased and taking them to his universe (I think it’s just Kara, Starfire and Blue Beetle who aren’t useless psychopaths.)

I struggle to call anyone who would put an end to that universe a "villain". It is mercy.

Completely erase Injustice and just let Clark die, it’s clear he wants it, he’s been goading Bruce for years.

I could see it as him being a mix of suicidal depression and angry.

 

[Incecticyder]

Actually, that is a good point, where are the gods in that universe? Can't imagine they would just be ok with all that unless he made them the official state religion or something.

Sorry for double post but I remembered what happened with the gods. It sucked as much as everything else in that world.

 

[Idiotron]

I love how some of these weirdos are using villains in anti-MAGA memes.

The Dr Doom one is hilarious.
Yup, that guy sure would beat up ICE... motherfukcer, I bet he has ICE back in his country that shoot on sight, then they check your papers.

This is especially funny when a comic book writer, who is supposed to know the characters, does this.

I still remember Batman's comic book where he saw BLM/Antifa burning down some building and he left them alone because that was "justice".
Batman is as right wing as they come, he would absolutely love a police state where nobody has any freedoms but crime is extremely low.
He's kind of a scumbag but he works in a city where the worst of the worst live.

Batman out of all the characters really needs to be written by a right winger at some point.
We will never get a true Batman otherwise.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

The Dr Doom one is hilarious.
Yup, that guy sure would beat up ICE... motherfukcer, I bet he has ICE back in his country that shoot on sight, then they check your papers.

tbf DOOM wouldn't put up with US (or any nation's) forces like ICE on Latverian clay

 

[strumpets exeunt]

I still remember Batman's comic book where he saw BLM/Antifa burning down some building and he left them alone because that was "justice".

I remember thinking, "Damn, I sure am glad that nobody in that whole entire fucking neighborhood lives or sleeps above their shops or, Hell, just stayed late to barricade and guard their livelihoods like actually fucking happens in the real world, you faggot ass commie fuck writing this slop."

Completely erase Injustice and just let Clark die, it’s clear he wants it, he’s been goading Bruce for years.

Honestly, if they want to keep doing Injustice and not make it more "LGBT ally Joker owns the Nazi Chuds" like they seemed to be doing when I tapped out last time, they should shuffle the deck and make a what-if universe where it was Bruce who killed the Joker when he tried to kill Lois like in that dream sequence back in the Injustice 1 comic, and then go from there. Have Superman stay the sane one and this time make it Batman who is forming his own shadow government.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

Batman is as right wing as they come, he would absolutely love a police state where nobody has any freedoms but crime is extremely low.
He's kind of a scumbag but he works in a city where the worst of the worst live.

Batman have been the writers' mouthpiece for decades and damn near all of them are anti-American, anti-Constitution socialists or communists.

 

[Incecticyder]

Batman is as right wing as they come, he would absolutely love a police state where nobody has any freedoms but crime is extremely low.

Batman was against the Justice Lords. He was willing to admit that their world was more of what he wanted UNTIL he saw a man contesting a bill and getting arrested for it faster than you can blink. He wants order to protect people, an order that fails to do that is tyranny.

 

[Idiotron]

He wants order to protect people, an order that fails to do that is tyranny.

Well, a dictatorship isn't justice.
Batman's idea of justice is one where the ruler gets the same punishment for a crime as the peasant does.
I'm willing to bet that the Lords had a lot more rights and could do a lot more than regular citizens.

 

[Incecticyder]

Well, a dictatorship isn't justice.
Batman's idea of justice is one where the ruler gets the same punishment for a crime as the peasant does.
I'm willing to bet that the Lords had a lot more rights and could do a lot more than regular citizens.

I hate how both sides think that Batman is on their side. Batman is Batman because he found no justice on either the left or the right.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

I always tell people that ending is the single best idea Millar has ever had about anything.

I read that Millars' ending was very different and that published finish was all Grant Morrison.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

The Dr Doom one is hilarious.
Yup, that guy sure would beat up ICE... motherfukcer, I bet he has ICE back in his country that shoot on sight, then they check your papers.

tbf DOOM wouldn't put up with US (or any nation's) forces like ICE on Latverian clay

"Look, Doom loves terrorizing people as much as the next evil genius, but these ICE guys are going too far."

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

"Look, Doom loves terrorizing people as much as the next evil genius, but these ICE guys are going too far."

I headcanon that he was mad about 9/11 because as an eastern Europe leader it was more about islamic terror attacks for him then anything specifically related to the human impact of it

 

[Humble Architect]

I read that Millars' ending was very different and that published finish was all Grant Morrison.

Birthright, All-star and Red Son are all collabs.

Mark Waid, the bald faggot and Mark Millar teamed up and were scheming to recreate Silver Age Supes, getting rid of the Post-Crisis focus on Clark and his human side being the dominant force with “Superman” being largely an act.

Their Superman wasn’t married, wore a proto N52 suit with a KC “S” and was pretty much Kal-El, not Clark.

Editors got wind of it and locked those three out of ever getting an ongoing for the 2000s, their pitch became those minis. All-star was originally meant to be canon and part of the lead-in for the new generation and Grant’s N52 Superman was originally Connor, who was going to become the Superman they wanted to make.

You can see this DNA in Grant’s Superman works.

I headcanon that he was mad about 9/11 because as an eastern Europe leader it was more about islamic terror attacks for him then anything specifically related to the human impact of it

Doom hating muslims is hilarious, you know he’d have death camps for that shit.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Doom hating muslims is hilarious, you know he’d have death camps for that shit.

DOOM would have the ghost of Vlad on retainer to brainstorm with

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

I love how some of these weirdos are using villains in anti-MAGA memes.

The Dr Doom one is hilarious.
Yup, that guy sure would beat up ICE... motherfukcer, I bet he has ICE back in his country that shoot on sight, then they check your papers.

This is especially funny when a comic book writer, who is supposed to know the characters, does this.

I still remember Batman's comic book where he saw BLM/Antifa burning down some building and he left them alone because that was "justice".
Batman is as right wing as they come, he would absolutely love a police state where nobody has any freedoms but crime is extremely low.
He's kind of a scumbag but he works in a city where the worst of the worst live.

Batman out of all the characters really needs to be written by a right winger at some point.
We will never get a true Batman otherwise.

Think he'd be a democrat. Single issue voter, only goes for gun control. Maybe increased support for care against mental illness.

Well nowadays he probably wouldn't vote for anyone.