Dead by Daylight and other Asymmetric Slasher Games - Discuss the games and the autistic/entitled communities around them

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So I've jumped on the Umamusume bandwagon, and I thought that a crossover with DBD would be an incredible idea! I'm joking obviously, but I was thinking of a hypothetical Horse Girl Killer (I doubt there are any actually villainous killer Horse Girls in the Umamusume series.) who uses her legs almost exclusively for everything. Firstly because my favorite types of characters are cute happy/crazy super Girls. Secondly because I remember seeing a Thread here on the Farms about some furries (I don't know if that's the right word here.) who were paying (I think?) to go, and have intercourse with Horses (or Donkeys or Ponies, I can't remember which, but I think it was Horses.), and one of the guys doing it got his crotch obliterated when the Horse kicked him in the groin. And thirdly because I don't think there are any Killers in the game who kick to attack. Most of the Killers kick to break Pallets/Generators/Doors/whatever, but I don't think any of them have a kick as their main weapon.
So here is my hypothetical Horse Girl Killer.

The Umamusume: Princess Spazzy (Any weird Horse name is fine, just an example.)

Appearance: A tall Horse Girl with tanned Skin, and long messy reddish Brown (maybe with blood splatters?) Hair, and reddish brown Eyes. Her default outfit is a Woman's two piece athletic outfit that shows off her muscular Midriff, and muscular Legs. I don't know what the type of outfit is called, but it's like athletic-wear that is a sort of Tank Top, and Shorts. It shouldn't be too revealing, but just enough to show her musculature. Also to go with her having Princess in her name, she wears a Tiara/Crown thing on her head. Let's say her build, and level of beauty is sort of between Kate Denson, and the Huntress (How Huntress looks in HOU specifically). For alternate outfits she could have like the Girl's Sailor uniform, and like an Idol outfit. She could also have a Jockey outfit, and maybe the School Athletic Uniform. Maybe there could be a Skin that's like a disturbing humanoid Maurice or something like that.

Lore: At first I thought maybe she could be a more sad, tragic character, but then I decided that just having her be a violent serial killer was more fun. But basically her story is that since she's a Horse Girl she went to the Academy as she loves running, and racing, although she has a hard time actually winning any Races even playing a bit dirty, and pushing the rules as far as she can. Eventually she joins some underground Horse Girl Fight Club, and realizes her true calling is fighting. However it's not enough for her as she has incredible blood-lust, and wants to really kill, so she starts targeting Humans (mostly Men), and since as a Horse Girl, her Legs are very powerful she has fun smashing their Crotches, caving in their Skulls, and Ribcages with her powerful kicks. Eventually she is caught, and as she is seen as the shame of the entire Umamusume race/species, she is sentenced to execution at the Glue Factory. However just as she is about to be made into Glue she violently escapes, and is then taken by the Entity.
Personalitywise she'd be sarcastic, and mix in a lot of Horse related puns with her speech, and maybe make Horselike noises too.

Abilities: She attacks exclusively by kicking, and her weapons are just different Shoes and Boots with the Horseshoes nailed to the bottom of them like in the Show (I haven't seen if they have that in the Game, but I assume they do). Alternatively her basic attacks could be something like using a Horseshoe as a weapon, but I really would want her to use Kicking for everything. I envision her abilities as like a mixture between the Legion, and Hillbilly/Oni. Her first ability is that she can activate a burst of speed like Legion's ability where she runs around, and can vault over Pallets, and Windows/Walls quickly, I don't know about attacking during the dash, maybe she'd have to stop dashing to attack? Her second ability is like Hillbilly's Chainsaw dash or Oni's running club attack, she has a fast dash with a particularly powerful kick that if it manages to hit will launch (Like Wesker), and instantly down Survivors. I don't know how charging up the insta down dash would work, I was thinking of something like a "Hungry Meter" that she can refill with Boxes of Carrots or Feeding Troughs around the Map that Survivors could also interact with somehow.
I would like her to have multiple mori's depending on if the Survivor is Male or Female, but to keep it like other Killers she'd just have one where she would kick the Survivor in the crotch, and while they are in agony on the ground she would either jump, and roundhouse kick their head clean off if they are kneeling after the first kick, or smash their head in by stomping on it if they are lying on the ground. Alternately if you want a more "sexy" Mori she could crush the Survivor's Head with her Thighs.

I guess if they did a full Chapter then the Survivors would obviously be a character from the series like Special Week with different skins for other characters. For the Map I was thinking of something like a messed up, and ruined Horse racetrack and Stands.

So there you go, I was thinking about it during the Day at Work, and although it's pretty horrendous I think she'd be pretty fun. The problem would be balancing her so she isn't too overpowered, and doesn't feel completely overwhelming for Survivors. But I just really would want her to run around and kick people.
 
I like the changes to maps. Eases the pressure on the 4 perk slots for new players still relying on Windows of Opportunity and increases the value of chests and item-centric perks.
 
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Toolboxes and medkits will always be the top meta even after these meme changes to maps and keys. And the fog vial thing? Utterly rendered useless if you just attack them from behind or just hold W. I can understand mid tier players getting upset by it, but mid tier survivors also get destroyed by virtually every strat killer has at their disposal so it's whatever. Reality is a majority of the players, both killer and survivor, are just bad at the game. Which makes it problematic trying to balance the game around their concerns because they always want to win.
 
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Is this reportable, guys?
 
Toolboxes and medkits will always be the top meta even after these meme changes to maps and keys. And the fog vial thing? Utterly rendered useless if you just attack them from behind or just hold W. I can understand mid tier players getting upset by it, but mid tier survivors also get destroyed by virtually every strat killer has at their disposal so it's whatever. Reality is a majority of the players, both killer and survivor, are just bad at the game. Which makes it problematic trying to balance the game around their concerns because they always want to win.
I have no idea why we've had the current toolboxes in the game since year 3 even bringing even one good toolbox can lose the killer the game if you bring 4 it stacks the game ridiculously in your favor they are way overdue for a nerf but since no one talks about it nothing will ever happen
 
I have no idea why we've had the current toolboxes in the game since year 3 even bringing even one good toolbox can lose the killer the game if you bring 4 it stacks the game ridiculously in your favor they are way overdue for a nerf but since no one talks about it nothing will ever happen
People speedrun escapes and currently the record is 2,5 mins with a genrush build on all 4 people. That includes opening the gate and the first escape through it. The game needs a currency system like some people suggest to disallow deciding wins on the loadout screen. Also devs need to remove perk stacking for SWFs.
 
The game needs a currency system like some people suggest to disallow deciding wins on the loadout screen.
Assigning point values to perks would go a long way to making things more balanced. There's a lot of perks I would like to try out, but the opportunity cost of not taking better perks means it's never going to happen unless I want to get dunked on.
 
"BHVR, Let killers abandon once exit gates are open PLEASE"

- "it would be only fair to allow the same options for killer so we don't have waste our time in lost games getting BM'd"
- "BUT SLUGGED SURVIVORS CANT DO ANYTHING UNLIKE YOU!!!! YOU CAN LIKE... HIT THEM OUT OR GO BREAK PALLETS OR SOMETHING DUDE"
- "did you even read the OP or are you here to spout the same scripted responses like a bot?"
"UMMMM THREAD LOCKED BECAUSE Y'ALL CAN'T BEHAVE"

Holy fuck these forums have become an actual copy of reddit. First they ban all killer players voicing their opinions in a civil manner and now this. There's like 10 of the same names spamming every thread with their delusional takes 24/7, too similarly to reddit power users. This nigger called "AmpersandUnderscore" spamming the linked thread before it got locked is one of them.

It comes to no surprise that in the new patch:
- upcoming perk Conviction completely counters slugging even for a few seconds and is pretty much a better Unbreakable with infinite uses,
- upcoming perk Last Stand has infinite quick AND quiet vaults (few perks in one) until you actually use the stun,
- Franklin's is completely dead leaving no counters to items,
- maps are now a team-wide Windows of Opportunity aka another free perk,
- IRI smoke bombs completely fuck up a big chunk of the killer roster, they are also infinite and can possibly be used to run god windows indefinitely due to them stopping the chase,
- most of the new perks are SWF exclusive, so instead of balancing that bullshit mechanic the devs are giving them more toys to abuse
No one calls this out. Everyone just talks about the Clown and Knight nerfs, but rest is brushed under a rug.
 
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Woah now hold on there! While I agree with everything else you said (completely retarded drivel is my specialty after all.), but I take slight offense at this last part. I mean Horse intercourse? You have it backwards, as a Christian my stance is "The Bible, the whole Bible, and nothing but the Bible", as much as possible and the Lord has called out bestiality as one of the greatest abominations to exist. Abominations don't stop being abominations no matter how popular they become with modern year humanity, and bestiality is no different.

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Woah now hold on there! While I agree with everything else you said (completely retarded drivel is my specialty after all.), but I take slight offense at this last part. I mean Horse intercourse? You have it backwards, as a Christian my stance is "The Bible, the whole Bible, and nothing but the Bible", as much as possible and the Lord has called out bestiality as one of the greatest abominations to exist. Abominations don't stop being abominations no matter how popular they become with modern year humanity, and bestiality is no different.

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reformat your shit retard, no one wants to see a giant ugly ass image when they're coming to complain about the devs being retarded.
speaking of being retarded Jesus Christ it's probably because of rank reset but I'm in solo q right now and I swear survivors don't know how to loop wesker?
 
reformat your shit retard, no one wants to see a giant ugly ass image when they're coming to complain about the devs being retarded.
speaking of being retarded Jesus Christ it's probably because of rank reset but I'm in solo q right now and I swear survivors don't know how to loop wesker?
Ranks have no effect on anything in terms of matchmaking they are just there so you can get a free 2m if you play a lot I have 0 idea why after 4 years of them doing nothing so many people think they do something
 
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speaking of being retarded Jesus Christ it's probably because of rank reset but I'm in solo q right now and I swear survivors don't know how to loop wesker?
As said previously, the hidden MMR is unaffected. Generally the rule is that at evening hours of 17:00-21:00 bring out the more casual players. Nights are hell full of comp wannabes. Mornings are a mix. Weekends are full of SWFs and while they aren't comp, the advantage they have can be miserable to face. After grade resets some players come back then take a break again when they hit Iri 1.
 
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