Susie Legion Simp
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So I've jumped on the Umamusume bandwagon, and I thought that a crossover with DBD would be an incredible idea! I'm joking obviously, but I was thinking of a hypothetical Horse Girl Killer (I doubt there are any actually villainous killer Horse Girls in the Umamusume series.) who uses her legs almost exclusively for everything. Firstly because my favorite types of characters are cute happy/crazy super Girls. Secondly because I remember seeing a Thread here on the Farms about some furries (I don't know if that's the right word here.) who were paying (I think?) to go, and have intercourse with Horses (or Donkeys or Ponies, I can't remember which, but I think it was Horses.), and one of the guys doing it got his crotch obliterated when the Horse kicked him in the groin. And thirdly because I don't think there are any Killers in the game who kick to attack. Most of the Killers kick to break Pallets/Generators/Doors/whatever, but I don't think any of them have a kick as their main weapon.
So here is my hypothetical Horse Girl Killer.
The Umamusume: Princess Spazzy (Any weird Horse name is fine, just an example.)
Appearance: A tall Horse Girl with tanned Skin, and long messy reddish Brown (maybe with blood splatters?) Hair, and reddish brown Eyes. Her default outfit is a Woman's two piece athletic outfit that shows off her muscular Midriff, and muscular Legs. I don't know what the type of outfit is called, but it's like athletic-wear that is a sort of Tank Top, and Shorts. It shouldn't be too revealing, but just enough to show her musculature. Also to go with her having Princess in her name, she wears a Tiara/Crown thing on her head. Let's say her build, and level of beauty is sort of between Kate Denson, and the Huntress (How Huntress looks in HOU specifically). For alternate outfits she could have like the Girl's Sailor uniform, and like an Idol outfit. She could also have a Jockey outfit, and maybe the School Athletic Uniform. Maybe there could be a Skin that's like a disturbing humanoid Maurice or something like that.
Lore: At first I thought maybe she could be a more sad, tragic character, but then I decided that just having her be a violent serial killer was more fun. But basically her story is that since she's a Horse Girl she went to the Academy as she loves running, and racing, although she has a hard time actually winning any Races even playing a bit dirty, and pushing the rules as far as she can. Eventually she joins some underground Horse Girl Fight Club, and realizes her true calling is fighting. However it's not enough for her as she has incredible blood-lust, and wants to really kill, so she starts targeting Humans (mostly Men), and since as a Horse Girl, her Legs are very powerful she has fun smashing their Crotches, caving in their Skulls, and Ribcages with her powerful kicks. Eventually she is caught, and as she is seen as the shame of the entire Umamusume race/species, she is sentenced to execution at the Glue Factory. However just as she is about to be made into Glue she violently escapes, and is then taken by the Entity.
Personalitywise she'd be sarcastic, and mix in a lot of Horse related puns with her speech, and maybe make Horselike noises too.
Abilities: She attacks exclusively by kicking, and her weapons are just different Shoes and Boots with the Horseshoes nailed to the bottom of them like in the Show (I haven't seen if they have that in the Game, but I assume they do). Alternatively her basic attacks could be something like using a Horseshoe as a weapon, but I really would want her to use Kicking for everything. I envision her abilities as like a mixture between the Legion, and Hillbilly/Oni. Her first ability is that she can activate a burst of speed like Legion's ability where she runs around, and can vault over Pallets, and Windows/Walls quickly, I don't know about attacking during the dash, maybe she'd have to stop dashing to attack? Her second ability is like Hillbilly's Chainsaw dash or Oni's running club attack, she has a fast dash with a particularly powerful kick that if it manages to hit will launch (Like Wesker), and instantly down Survivors. I don't know how charging up the insta down dash would work, I was thinking of something like a "Hungry Meter" that she can refill with Boxes of Carrots or Feeding Troughs around the Map that Survivors could also interact with somehow.
I would like her to have multiple mori's depending on if the Survivor is Male or Female, but to keep it like other Killers she'd just have one where she would kick the Survivor in the crotch, and while they are in agony on the ground she would either jump, and roundhouse kick their head clean off if they are kneeling after the first kick, or smash their head in by stomping on it if they are lying on the ground. Alternately if you want a more "sexy" Mori she could crush the Survivor's Head with her Thighs.
I guess if they did a full Chapter then the Survivors would obviously be a character from the series like Special Week with different skins for other characters. For the Map I was thinking of something like a messed up, and ruined Horse racetrack and Stands.
So there you go, I was thinking about it during the Day at Work, and although it's pretty horrendous I think she'd be pretty fun. The problem would be balancing her so she isn't too overpowered, and doesn't feel completely overwhelming for Survivors. But I just really would want her to run around and kick people.
So here is my hypothetical Horse Girl Killer.
The Umamusume: Princess Spazzy (Any weird Horse name is fine, just an example.)
Appearance: A tall Horse Girl with tanned Skin, and long messy reddish Brown (maybe with blood splatters?) Hair, and reddish brown Eyes. Her default outfit is a Woman's two piece athletic outfit that shows off her muscular Midriff, and muscular Legs. I don't know what the type of outfit is called, but it's like athletic-wear that is a sort of Tank Top, and Shorts. It shouldn't be too revealing, but just enough to show her musculature. Also to go with her having Princess in her name, she wears a Tiara/Crown thing on her head. Let's say her build, and level of beauty is sort of between Kate Denson, and the Huntress (How Huntress looks in HOU specifically). For alternate outfits she could have like the Girl's Sailor uniform, and like an Idol outfit. She could also have a Jockey outfit, and maybe the School Athletic Uniform. Maybe there could be a Skin that's like a disturbing humanoid Maurice or something like that.
Lore: At first I thought maybe she could be a more sad, tragic character, but then I decided that just having her be a violent serial killer was more fun. But basically her story is that since she's a Horse Girl she went to the Academy as she loves running, and racing, although she has a hard time actually winning any Races even playing a bit dirty, and pushing the rules as far as she can. Eventually she joins some underground Horse Girl Fight Club, and realizes her true calling is fighting. However it's not enough for her as she has incredible blood-lust, and wants to really kill, so she starts targeting Humans (mostly Men), and since as a Horse Girl, her Legs are very powerful she has fun smashing their Crotches, caving in their Skulls, and Ribcages with her powerful kicks. Eventually she is caught, and as she is seen as the shame of the entire Umamusume race/species, she is sentenced to execution at the Glue Factory. However just as she is about to be made into Glue she violently escapes, and is then taken by the Entity.
Personalitywise she'd be sarcastic, and mix in a lot of Horse related puns with her speech, and maybe make Horselike noises too.
Abilities: She attacks exclusively by kicking, and her weapons are just different Shoes and Boots with the Horseshoes nailed to the bottom of them like in the Show (I haven't seen if they have that in the Game, but I assume they do). Alternatively her basic attacks could be something like using a Horseshoe as a weapon, but I really would want her to use Kicking for everything. I envision her abilities as like a mixture between the Legion, and Hillbilly/Oni. Her first ability is that she can activate a burst of speed like Legion's ability where she runs around, and can vault over Pallets, and Windows/Walls quickly, I don't know about attacking during the dash, maybe she'd have to stop dashing to attack? Her second ability is like Hillbilly's Chainsaw dash or Oni's running club attack, she has a fast dash with a particularly powerful kick that if it manages to hit will launch (Like Wesker), and instantly down Survivors. I don't know how charging up the insta down dash would work, I was thinking of something like a "Hungry Meter" that she can refill with Boxes of Carrots or Feeding Troughs around the Map that Survivors could also interact with somehow.
I would like her to have multiple mori's depending on if the Survivor is Male or Female, but to keep it like other Killers she'd just have one where she would kick the Survivor in the crotch, and while they are in agony on the ground she would either jump, and roundhouse kick their head clean off if they are kneeling after the first kick, or smash their head in by stomping on it if they are lying on the ground. Alternately if you want a more "sexy" Mori she could crush the Survivor's Head with her Thighs.
I guess if they did a full Chapter then the Survivors would obviously be a character from the series like Special Week with different skins for other characters. For the Map I was thinking of something like a messed up, and ruined Horse racetrack and Stands.
So there you go, I was thinking about it during the Day at Work, and although it's pretty horrendous I think she'd be pretty fun. The problem would be balancing her so she isn't too overpowered, and doesn't feel completely overwhelming for Survivors. But I just really would want her to run around and kick people.