Deadlock - An FPS MOBA by Valve.

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Seems like the spirited hatred for it might be a bit unfair and driven by Valve's neglect of other games.
Leave it to the TF2 autists to bitch and whine when they don't get their way. I could give less of a fuck about the opinions of a bunch of trannies, furries, and coomers, which make up most of the remaining community anyways.
 
Hatkeks are unable to comprehend deadlock kino. They just can't grasp the genius design of icefrog and the intuitive yet deep mechanics placed within. Truly deadlock will be an experience that will define gaming and surely it will become the third pillar of valve kino. Of course the hatkek will whine and seethe with their trans sisters in their favourite hugboxes: Reddit, /tf2g/, kiwifarms. Maybe they'll pop and addy and start grinding out mvm tours to get their fix of gambling. But alas, they'll never understand playing a game just for the sake of playing the game. Instead of rigging an economy and acting like a mini rothchild.
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I get the feeling valve setup this "leaked" game situation to drum up free advertisement. Valve did something similar years back with a fake "leaked" Valve employee handbook

The only other explanation is absolute utter incompetence
 
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I get the feeling valve setup this situation to drum up free advertisement. Valve did something similar years back with a fake "leaked" Valve employee handbook

The only other explanation is absolute utter incompetence
It's almost certainly this. Valve probably doesn't actually give a shit about randos talking about it, but enjoy the word-of-mouth and excuse to shut down any journo coverage of what is obviously a very rough playtest. Invites have basically gone free-for-all and the only limited factor is your friends list.
I got invited back in June and the game itself is alright. It's basically Monday Night Combat + DotA + TF2. I just don't have a lot of faith in current era Valve to see the project actually succeed and not just get pimped out to sell hats and other cosmetics.
 
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Seems like the spirited hatred for it might be a bit unfair and driven by Valve's neglect of other games.
In my opinion it's justified because the same thing can end up happening to Deadlock. Everyone can clap at the new shiny thing but what happens when Valve gets bored of it and moves on to the next new shiny thing?

People can hate TF2 all they want that's fine but if they sweep the problem under the rug Valve will realize they can get away with it and they will continue to pull this with other games
 
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Leave it to the TF2 autists to bitch and whine when they don't get their way. I could give less of a fuck about the opinions of a bunch of trannies, furries, and coomers, which make up most of the remaining community anyways.
The TF2 community sucks but complaining about multi-billion dollar Valve not doing the bare minimum to keep TF2 functional (getting rid of the cheater bots that flooded servers for years, pre-June 27th) while they still keep it alive and add new microtransactions 3 times a year is whining?

"Hello? Niggercattle Department?"
 
The TF2 community sucks but complaining about multi-billion dollar Valve not doing the bare minimum to keep TF2 functional (getting rid of the cheater bots that flooded servers for years, pre-June 27th) while they still keep it alive and add new microtransactions 3 times a year is whining?

"Hello? Niggercattle Department?"
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I'll admit my post comes off as a little MATI, but I'm just still a little salty about how troon-infested TF2 is in current year. While I can see where people are coming from when they rightfully complain about the bot infestation, I don't think shitting on an unfinished Deadlock solves anything. Whoever is/was maintaining TF2 likely was not working on Deadlock. Besides, I thought the bot issue has been resolved for about a month now.
 
I'll admit my post comes off as a little MATI, but I'm just still a little salty about how troon-infested TF2 is in current year.
Sometimes I look at the absolute state of TF2 and think to myself:
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I'm tired of hero shooters in general, don't know why they're launching this when ow2 bombed so hard coomers don't even bother making porn of it which is what kept ow1 relevant for many years. I guess valve saw the valorant money and went "ka-ching!" specially since tf2 is "old" now and zoomers want their dayglo gayness characters.

Can I get an invite, friends?
Would you risk getting doxed over a game that's gonna be completely free in like 2-3 months?
but I'm just still a little salty about how troon-infested TF2 is in current year
How infested? last time I played there were ACK! sprays and signs all over, nobody got banned for those.
 
How infested? last time I played there were ACK! sprays and signs all over, nobody got banned for those.
I don't know about currently. I stopped playing a few years ago, and even then all I would hear over pub voice chat was trannies. At one point I was so tired of hearing the fag voice and voice_enable 0'd. Add to that the bot infestation and you can see why I never went back.

If TTD has hit TF2 that's lovely. Fuck the faggots for infesting nerd hobbies and vidya.
 
I don't know about currently. I stopped playing a few years ago, and even then all I would hear over pub voice chat was trannies. At one point I was so tired of hearing the fag voice and voice_enable 0'd. Add to that the bot infestation and you can see why I never went back.

If TTD has hit TF2 that's lovely. Fuck the faggots for infesting nerd hobbies and vidya.
A lot of the fags and trannies moved over to the Uncletopia community servers where they can circlejerk about how much they hate random crits and validate eachother for having stinkditches while banning anyone who says a slur.
 
A lot of the fags and trannies moved over to the Uncletopia community servers where they can circlejerk about how much they hate random crits and validate eachother for having stinkditches while banning anyone who says a slur.
Now I'm tempted to go there and speedrun a ban for the luls when I get bored.
 
I dont understand how /v/ of all places online is the place that is hyping it up the most.
I haven't gone on /v/ in years but I had to go to confirm what I thought the reason would be and it's basically the first thing I saw,

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People come in and they're usually young, they want to fit in to communities so they show up and say things like "How does Valve keep making well crafted games?" despite the fact that Valve has been shitting out games as well as ruining what they have already, CS2 is worse than CSGO, Artifact is bad/dumb, Dota 2 got ruined a really long time ago and has never recovered and Half Life Alyx had some cool gimmicks that could last an hour then it had like 5+ hours of walking down corridors (didn't play for longer than 6 hours because it was boring as hell).

It's the same shit that goes on with people who don't know video games at all were going around saying Blizzard games are good or Bethesda games are good, people who weren't there when they actually were good but they want to act like they were so they just spew opinions that aren't theirs and extend the good reputation of a company well past the point where they lost everything that earned them that good reputation. These people make up the majority of "gaming communities" and ruin video games for everyone, but hey, at least retards can get their upvotes/(you)s.
 
I wish Valve would go back to making amazing singleplayer games such as Half Life and Portal instead of more moba shooter slop. We have enough multiplayer shooters. Valve isn't adding anything new with this game.

Im not sure if its a shilling campaign or not, there were too many people who seemed interested, and also people were making fanart.
This is what the character looks like btw. Doesn't even look like a woman. The only thing female about it is the name.
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We will have to kiss all of those anime hentai games goodbye soon. Its over for coomer bros once they go public
Going through the thread this tells me there are a lot more monsterfuckers in the anime community than I previously thought

If valve turned it into a furry game, they might have a manageable new entity. werewolves and fruit-bat vampires and big tiddy dragon girls fighting against each other. Don't see any other company making a moba like that.
 
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Ding ding ding ding, I have a reminder to announce to all of you.
There are riot shills, yes THE RIOT - the riot who stole Dota and Csgo and "created" league of legends and valoran, in this thread right now. They will use psyop techniques like calling CHADlock a hero shooter and comparing it to HATKEKJUNIORwatch. When in reality they barely share any mechanic with each other. As well, there are hatkeks who DESPERATELY want valve's attention to their solved game. Like uncle dane who seethed so hard he had to pick the ugliest character and then walk around and show nothing just so people would think CHADlock was an awful game. AND YES, riot did stop development on their fighting game to make a cheap copy of deadlock. Just like how they made a cheap copy of doCHAD. If you play the cheap copy, then you are agreeing to have a rootkit installed into your computer and to play an objectively worse version of the game.
As well, reefer to this chart, when you are in doubt of CHADlock's mechanical depth.
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Can I get an invite, friends?
Inviting works on the principle of adding someone from your Steam friends list. You'll dox yourself and the person inviting you unless both parties somehow use throwaway accounts.
 
Inviting works on the principle of adding someone from your Steam friends list. You'll dox yourself and the person inviting you unless both parties somehow use throwaway accounts.
Literally just post your steam account on 4chan and somebody will add you.
>B-b-b-but you'll get doxxed
nobody cares enough about you to dox you.
 
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