Deagle Nation Uprising

[CWCissey]

This... might be too much autism for me to handle...

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE IT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

 

[BillRiley]

Waitwaitwait...did this moron just admit to engineering a fucking assassination? On Skype???

 

[Optimus Prime]

Waitwaitwait...did this moron just admit to engineering a fucking assassination? On Skype???

He admitted to it back when Eli was still in the states.

He just realized it was doomed to fail.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

This... might be too much autism for me to handle...

IF I CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU

READ THAT LIKE IM SOBBING

 

[Ouija Board]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/37497028/THE FULL.wav

THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

OH GOD I'M TOO HYPE, I CAN'T SLEEP

Apparently there are too many people checking out that link that it's giving me a 509. Hopefully I can get it later.

 

[Jaimas]

We just pretty much witnessed the Parkourdude equivalent of Chris' Sonichu #10.


This is a glorious Thursday.

 

[Dr. Mario]

Now that I think about it....I wonder what the Deagle Nation 2 propaganda will be like? Kinda something like this IMO:

THE END OF JACE

If you join Deagle Nation Redux or support us, we'll skin that faggot across the pond!

Eugh, that came out wrong.

 

[Dilbertmann]

View attachment 4471

I fucking love you.

 

[StressSigh]

Brilliant, just brilliant. Thank you for that.

 

[OBAMATRON]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0xrf4xc45kwzbgl/THE FULL.flac

same quality, 83MB

 

[jogurt]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0xrf4xc45kwzbgl/THE FULL.flac

.FLAC??? you fucking hipster

 

[OBAMATRON]

.FLAC??? you fucking hipster

better than uncompressed .wav

Here's Glaive's version
http://a.pomf.se/qhmulk.mp3

 

[Optimus Prime]

Please tell me DeagleNation2.0 has more phalic imagery than previously.

Totally need to make Jace think he's seeing dicks where there aren't dicks.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

Please tell me DeagleNation2.0 has more phalic imagery than previously.

Totally need to make Jace think he's seeing dicks where there aren't dicks.

as supreme commander I will make it my duty to give Deagle Nation Deux 200% more phallic content then that other deagle nation, with a cherry on top.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If I am commander I will make it my duty to give Deagle Nation Deux 200% more phallic content then that other deagle nation, with a cherry on top.

I hear Man of Steel has a lot of it.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Jace doesn't even answer my messages even more. I should've seen this coming.
Guess he wasn't the hero I thought he was...
Bye Jace....

 

[RP 520]

Jace doesn't even answer my messages even more. I should've seen this coming.
Guess he wasn't the hero I thought he was...
Bye Jace....

Does that mean you've defected too? Jace's only chance at a true, muhreen love, gone.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

 

[Bgheff]

A heart broken

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

Does anyone have any predictions for the foreseeable future of Jace Connors and Deagle Nation? Seems like this is one of those "major damages" that usually spices up the fun of lolcows (like Bob Chandler's death, but this time it's a stoner kid dying from heat in Islam).