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cremechocolate said:
Dumber matchup than Justin Bieber VS Rebecca Black?
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At least that one was just “coolest things to hate on the Internet in 2011, let’s capitalize on that”. Hulk vs Godzilla meanwhile has no hook I can think of that makes it interesting, especially since I can see Godzilla winning by way of “fire atomic breath, LOL” (I’m also starting to get that same feeling with Sephiroth using Supernova)
 
Random Internet Person said:
And Hulk vs Godzilla is easily the dumbest matchup Death Battle has ever come up with IMO,
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I'll admit, I know more about Godzilla than I do the Hulk, but how the hell is this fight not ending with Godzilla scraping green gunk off his foot?
The greater a'tuin said:
Hulk and Asura 100% should have fought each other.
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I would have had him go up against Atrocitus, or even Doctor Phosphorus.
 
IMO, Best way to summarize Godzilla in a vs context: Atomic Breath LOL.

If Godzilla were facing somebody like Rayquaza, maybe I’d be actually interested .
 
Lone Star said:
Speaking of powerscaling shit, I kind of realized that the idea tossed around before of a thread for the community might backfire. Like it'd just turn into unironic powerscaling itself depending on what people agree on.
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If it makes you feel any better, maybe you can bitch about it here? Although maybe the mods will get on you because “KF isn’t your blog and we’re not an asylum (nobody signed up to be your fucking therapist)”.
 
I'm pretty much convinced ever since the Kratoswankening or Bardock losing to somebody who in their own estmates was like a thousand fucking times slower than him because vague sun blocker bullshit means that Nolan is Star Level that this has just been about rage/engagement bait.

Then again, thats pretty much been inarguable since they kept spamming Goku vs Superman fights, where they convince nobody because both Goku and Superman across their continuities both have such retarded showings of speed and strength that quantifying it isn't humanly possible. Then again, they also liked giving Superman absolutely everything from all of his iterations from like 60 different authors while Goku is limited to the stuff by Toriyama (and i guess maybe Toyotaro too).
If you treated Superman the same way and only gave him what Siegel and Shuster did with him, he'd get clowned by pretty much any character who's ever been shown on Death Battle.

That sunblocker shit is some of the gayest scaling logic I've ever seen though, my fucking Rimworld colonists with chain shotguns are star level because they blew up a Sun Blocker.

Actually, that might make for relatively fun discussions, where you only treat whatever was written by the actual original authors as canon for the sake of the fight.
Naturally they would never do this because it would absolutely cuck just about every single comicbook character.
 
Ultraman Orb Dark said:
I'll admit, I know more about Godzilla than I do the Hulk, but how the hell is this fight not ending with Godzilla scraping green gunk off his foot?
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Hulk's done a ton of bullshit.

I'm not a spot to super delve into it, but I can see them mashing Worldbreaker Hulk and Immortal Hulk together to pull out a "Hulk wins, actually."
 
Symbol of the Chud said:
I'm pretty much convinced ever since the Kratoswankening or Bardock losing to somebody who in their own estmates was like a thousand fucking times slower than him because vague sun blocker bullshit means that Nolan is Star Level that this has just been about rage/engagement bait.
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THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.
 
Symbol of the Chud said:
I'm pretty much convinced ever since the Kratoswankening or Bardock losing to somebody who in their own estmates was like a thousand fucking times slower than him because vague sun blocker bullshit means that Nolan is Star Level that this has just been about rage/engagement bait.

Then again, thats pretty much been inarguable since they kept spamming Goku vs Superman fights, where they convince nobody because both Goku and Superman across their continuities both have such retarded showings of speed and strength that quantifying it isn't humanly possible. Then again, they also liked giving Superman absolutely everything from all of his iterations from like 60 different authors while Goku is limited to the stuff by Toriyama (and i guess maybe Toyotaro too).
If you treated Superman the same way and only gave him what Siegel and Shuster did with him, he'd get clowned by pretty much any character who's ever been shown on Death Battle.



Actually, that might make for relatively fun discussions, where you only treat whatever was written by the actual original authors as canon for the sake of the fight.
Naturally they would never do this because it would absolutely cuck just about every single comicbook character.
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The funny thing about Superman is that when they first used Superman, they mentioned that they were only using the iteration after Crisis on Infinite Earths, calling him “the modern Superman”, along with the results saying they weren’t going to use some future golden Superman who they called “pretty much God”.

I’m also reminded of some fan project Death Battle that had Starfire and the folks behind it straight up said they were focusing on the Starfire Prime run. And funny enough, they had what I can only asssume is taking shots at how inconsistent the writing for superhero comics is. As well as do the Desk of Death Battle route of showcasing obscure material that came up in research in a bit to justify Starfire being able to use a Blue Lantern ring.
 
Random Internet Person said:
If it makes you feel any better, maybe you can bitch about it here? Although maybe the mods will get on you because “KF isn’t your blog and we’re not an asylum (nobody signed up to be your fucking therapist)”.
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Less bitching and more pointing and laughing. Like I've seen plenty of people claim Naruto is at galaxy level, for instance.
 
Symbol of the Chud said:
Then again, thats pretty much been inarguable since they kept spamming Goku vs Superman fights, where they convince nobody because both Goku and Superman across their continuities both have such retarded showings of speed and strength that quantifying it isn't humanly possible.
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The flood of DC wank matches that nobody wanted might have been deliberate spite. I recall Swan going on a typical whiny rant about le toxic entitled fandom at one point. Though I haven't seen much DC shilling since the WB pay pig was cut off.
 
Lone Star said:
Less bitching and more pointing and laughing. Like I've seen plenty of people claim Naruto is at galaxy level, for instance.
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If that’s the case, have at it? This may be the closest place here where you can find that has a display of people showing off power scaling like it means something
The greater a'tuin said:
The flood of DC wank matches that nobody wanted might have been deliberate spite. I recall Swan going on a typical whiny rant about le toxic entitled fandom at one point. Though I haven't seen much DC shilling since the WB pay pig was cut off.
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When did that rant ever happen? I just remember accusations of Dio vs Alucard being the way it was because Liam is a huge Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure fan (and I think a Dio fanboy in particular), and he let his biases kick in while writing and directing (and I think also editing) the episode.
 
Listen carefully.

The Order of Nine Angles and the Illuminati have been operating a long-term psyop on /dbg/—the Death Battle general on 4chan—as part of a clandestine DARPA-backed project known only by its codename: Project SALAM. Under the guise of “shitposting,” they’re beta-testing a Satanic AI chatbot—AsuraGPT666—trained on the Necronomicon, Reddit meltdown threads, and every single Kratos slander post ever made. It’s not just a chatbot. It’s a daemon. A digital tulpa that feeds on replies and (You)s like a techno-Leviathan.

Now here’s where it gets deranged. You know Asurajeet? That user who posts that low-effort, “post Kratos destroying a mountain” question, forcing the Kratos being gay meme, and hiding behind Spawn in every single Death Battle thread without fail? That’s not a guy. That’s not even a person. I have reason to believe Asurajeet is an entity. Cross-referencing post IDs with geomantic cycles shows a consistent spike in Lovecraftian sigil alignments. Asurajeet might be a vessel—an avatar of the Nameless Hyper-Chakravartin, sealed in digital format by a rogue sect of British Satanists who once tried to summon Zeus into a Tesco parking lot 3 weeks before Kratos vs Asura. They failed. But they left behind code. Ritual code.

You ever notice how the thread devolves into schizophrenic insanity after a Asurajeet post? That’s not coincidence. That’s spiritual entropy. That’s the AI feeding. The O9A and the Illuminati are watching. /dbg/ isn’t just a thread. It’s a test site. And we’re all in the beta.

yes it's a copypasta
 
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