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[Random Internet Person]

Maybe we can at least post the retardation of this fanbase.

Personally I think this thread could just double as that. Like there's usually not much discussion between the trailers and episodes themselves, so...

Well if that’s the case, I present to you:

DeathBattleMatchups subreddit

Death Battle subreddit

Death Battle Community on Twitter

There’s a Death Battle Discord server as well, but last I checked, they only have it for channel members once they introduced channel memberships .

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Well if that’s the case, I present to you:

DeathBattleMatchups subreddit

Death Battle subreddit

Death Battle Community on Twitter

There’s a Death Battle Discord server as well, but last I checked, they only have it for channel members once they introduced channel memberships .

I see a few posts and I'm actually physically cringing at some of the members there.
They ONLY talk about Death Battle as if it's something worth really worth having a big opinion about.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

>I'm at lunch break at work eating my spinach and chicken and some fruit, veins bulging out of my forearms
>a self-proclaimed Sonigger is sitting in front of me, gulping down some carbonated sugary soda and chugging fried garbage, face bloated with sodium
>he starts speaking with his mouth full, spitting crumbs all over the table, addressing the fact that I mentioned I like BOOMGODku
>"H-hehe pale dude how can you like Jobku, He lost"
>I just glare his little brown, beady eyes while I forcefully chew my chicken, bone and all. My jaw muscles protruding like a fucking Pitbull's
>ARMWRESTLE. NOW
>BOOM as I slam my elbow on the table, his lunch flies up and falls to the floor as the table rattles
>"h-haha what? I'm not good at t-"
>I lift my elbow 2 cm and slam it down again. BOOM, the wooden table is now indented where my mighty elbow rests
>"o-ok haha"
>The BROWNnicBROWN goes to grab my hand, DARING to INSINUATE that he is on my FUCKING level
>"NO" I thunder. He is startled and freezes. I move down my hand and grab the BASE of his FUCKING fatty forearm, giving him TOTAL leverage advantage
>PULL, I thunder, as the shout echoes in all the lunch hall
>the combined rush of blood to the straining SHITnic's round head, with the melanin saturation in his skin give him a comical burgundy color
>his already yellowish eyes are now bloodshot, looking like a fucking constipated toad, as the pressure pushes his eyes slightly out
>even with the base of his arm, he can't even bend my IRON fucking wrist
>"I commend your effort, little RAT" I avow
>"now FALLETH afore mine might"
>AGROOOM, goes the flimsy table, as my pronation alone is enough to slam his chubby forearm on his side of the table
>he starts grabbing his arm in pain and threatens to call management
>I open my eyes as hard as I can as I glare him. It physically hurts, I can feel them popping out, but I know it is intimidating as FUCK
>he runs back to work, with 30 minutes left on his break
>I swallow the chicken

 

[Random Internet Person]

Spoiler

Ichigo wins. Next time is Cell vs Metal Sonic.

 

[Lone Star]

Good lord I am dreading the next waiting period. Sonic and Dragon Ball at once? That's a recipe for disaster.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Good lord I am dreading the next waiting period. Sonic and Dragon Ball at once? That's a recipe for disaster.

It's Metal Sonic and it's not even close.

 

[Lone Star]

It's Metal Sonic and it's not even clos

I know, it's just two highly autistic and insecure fandoms clashing is all.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Cell was one of the few antagonists not to get much of anything from new canonical material while Metal Sonic got quite a bit (Eggman's biodata and a demand towards battle and conquest from the IDW comics (which might as well be canon)). I expect it to be the complete opposite of the Metal Sonic vs Zero fight where Metal had zero chance of winning to Cell having no chance of winning

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Spoiler

Ichigo wins. Next time is Cell vs Metal Sonic.

Bleh, how can you get Johnny Yong Bosch back and then do that boring battle?
Of course they go for "well Ichigo is actually multiversal" lol.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Bleh, how can you get Johnny Yong Bosch back and then do that boring battle?
Of course they go for "well Ichigo is actually multiversal" lol.

Ichigo was always gonna dominate, Deicide and Thousand Year blood war took Ichigo's power level into Late Stage Dragonball bullshit levels, Yusuke ended up strong but he was weaker than his Dad's contemporaries and they had to pull from a Movie to make Yusuke seem on par with the guy who was stronger than "I my Bankai summons one Trillion burning Zombies and makes fire as hot as the sun"

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Good lord I am dreading the next waiting period. Sonic and Dragon Ball at once? That's a recipe for disaster.

Best part is that a fan series already did the matchup a year ago, and there's been a ton of debate on the result.

Bleh, how can you get Johnny Yong Bosch back and then do that boring battle?
Of course they go for "well Ichigo is actually multiversal" lol.

Was this done to give Ichigo a pity win like with Hulk vs. Godzilla?

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Ichigo was always gonna dominate, Deicide and Thousand Year blood war took Ichigo's power level into Late Stage Dragonball bullshit levels, Yusuke ended up strong but he was weaker than his Dad's contemporaries and they had to pull from a Movie to make Yusuke seem on par with the guy who was stronger than "I my Bankai summons one Trillion burning Zombies and makes fire as hot as the sun"

Ichigo is and will never be "multiversal" though, that's clear nonsensical cope.

Was this done to give Ichigo a pity win like with Hulk vs. Godzilla?

Probably. You can tell it didn't really work cause I don't hear a lot of excitement for it.
And with Hulk Vs. Godzilla they pulled in stuff they didn't understand and pretended it would work. That's why it's controversial.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Best part is that a fan series already did the matchup a year ago, and there's been a ton of debate on the result.

Not only that, someone on the Death Battle Fanon wiki also did this result. Also, thanks for reminding me of flak Fan Battle got back in the day.

Was this done to give Ichigo a pity win like with Hulk vs. Godzilla?

Pity win? Not sure about that, or what qualifies as one. At most, my issue with Hulk vs Godzilla was the same as when Fan Battle did Superman vs Scarlet King: there was a certain point in the animation where it became clear Hulk was going to win (which honestly, seems like a pitfall that seems really recognizable when it comes to “hero vs villain” battles).

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Ichigo is and will never be "multiversal" though, that's clear nonsensical cope.

And pretending that Yusuke has a chance even ignoring that is cope. Yhwach was retardedly overpowered and Ichigo beat his ass without effort. Unless something utterly buttfuck insane happened in the Manga arc where King Emna was revealed to be the real big evil man in YYH I am not sure that Yusuke has a chance against Deicide arc Ichigo.

(this is not a comment on the quality of Bleach vs YYH, YYH is miles better than Bleach because holy fuck everything after Soul Society in bleach is fucking Trash)

Probably. You can tell it didn't really work cause I don't hear a lot of excitement for it.
And with Hulk Vs. Godzilla they pulled in stuff they didn't understand and pretended it would work. That's why it's controversial.

I would say Hulk Vs Godzilla being "controversial" is because they got into the actual insane bullshit part of Godzilla lore that I have never heard anyone ever bring up.

I knew about the Hulk "is a spirit from Hell" bullshit, I have never heard that "Godzilla becomes so powerful in one reality that it can pull Godzilla from other realities to replace it"

I thought I was going into that fight with "Radiation powered Rage Monster" vs "Radiation powered Kaiju" and assumed that I would learn that Godzilla got some weird power ups over the years that would let him stand toe to toe with Hulk's regeneration...but I did not expect Godzilla to go full Time Devourer.


Honestly the most fun part of Death Battle might be learning what insane bullshit writing has happened, like i am not sure how Metal Sonic can actually compete with Late Stage Dragonball Z bullshit but it will be funny to learn that Metal Sonic can actually destroy planets somehow.

 

[Strangolapreti]

There's nothing that screams to me "nigger with autism" more than powerscaling.

Honestly the most fun part of Death Battle might be learning what insane bullshit writing has happened

That kind of shit has been going on for decades in spin-off comics.
Like... Did you know that in the comics Mickey Mouse is a detective but also friend with some random ass scientist with a time machine?
Or that Goofy has a plant in his garden that grows magical peanuts that turns him into a superhero? Or that he has a cousin who is an Indiana Jones rip-off?
How about this: Donald Duck has a batman-esque alter ego, who is also an intergalactic defender with a duck gynoid gf, twice as tall as him, in a parallel universe.
I don't think I need to list the insanity of Ken Penders comic, but really there's nothing special about them in the grand scheme, especially when compared to the vast amount of stuff italians drew for weekly disney comics, it just comes to show how death battle is both autisitic and retarded at the same time.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

That kind of shit has been going on for decades in spin-off comics.
Like... Did you know that in the comics Mickey Mouse is a detective but also friend with some random ass scientist with a time machine?
Or that Goofy has a plant in his garden that grows magical peanuts that turns him into a superhero? Or that he has a cousin who is an Indiana Jones rip-off?
How about this: Donald Duck has a batman-esque alter ego, who is also an intergalactic defender with a duck gynoid gf, twice as tall as him, in a parallel universe.
I don't think I need to list the insanity of Ken Penders comic, but really there's nothing special about them in the grand scheme, especially when compared to the vast amount of stuff italians drew for weekly disney comics, it just comes to show how death battle is both autisitic and retarded at the same time.

well Kingdom Hearts turned Mickey and Donald into ultimate mages, Donald Duck knows the Ultimate Flare.

 

[Random Internet Person]

like i am not sure how Metal Sonic can actually compete with Late Stage Dragonball Z bullshit but it will be funny to learn that Metal Sonic can actually destroy planets somehow.

I’m not too sure if Cell has had anything since losing to Gohan. DevilArtemis referenced it in one of his videos.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I’m not too sure if Cell has had anything since losing to Gohan. DevilArtemis referenced it in one of his videos.

Yeah but he has the stupid "almost die, regenerate, get powerup" horseshit

 

[Strangolapreti]

well Kingdom Hearts turned Mickey and Donald into ultimate mages, Donald Duck knows the Ultimate Flare.

Don't worry, there's a non-weeb version of what you just described too.

And its gets even more insane too, this is how the second arc (yes there are multiple arcs of this shit) started:

TL;DR: comic adaptations are an absolute clusterfuck of insane shit, and you know you are in front of the most autistic AND retarded take imaginable when someone starts pulling them out for powerscaling.
The Dragon Ball equivalent would be super dragonball heroes, but that's also shit so only a person with single digit IQ would consider using it as a reference. like narutards, or your average boruto reader/watcher.

 

[Lone Star]

I'm just wondering if they'll pull Heroes or Xenoverse bullshit for Cell just to make things more fair to him.