Death Pool 2013

[Male]

I bet that when he does go he'll go out Elvis style..

By that I mean on the crapper

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

If Chris outlives us, then someone better find out how his body can stand against the filth in his home. I like to know how it's possible to live so long without showering, eating only McDonalds, not brushing his teeth, drinking Coke all the time, etc. But I doubt that's going to happen because there's no way he can.

 

[Coldgrip]

I know this is unlikely, but I'm betting he catches pneumonia. His house is a moldy wreck and I'm guessing there's gotta be some nasty drafts in that place from how bad it's deteriorated. Combined with his poor health, his unwillingness to go see a doctor of any kind and his history of ignoring any physical discomfort in favor of continuing to play vidya, I think that pneumonia will be his end.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm voting death from exposure within the next ten years. I've said it before and I stand by my believe that Chris will eventually take to living out of Sonchu once Barb goes the way of Bob, and then it's only a matter of time. Chris ending up in a group home before Barb dies would be the best case scenario.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I suspect that after Barb dies, he'll freeze to death on the roadside in winter. AFAIK Virginia has a warm climate but it still can get rather cold in winter? So after Snorlax's demise, he'll eiher get kicked out of the house due to not paying rent (which would be stressful) or his heating gets cut off due to him not paying utilities (which would be stressful). So he'll probably be brought down by the cold of a winter night, with the PSP still clutched in his stiff hands...

 

[CatParty]

I bet that when he does go he'll go out Elvis style..

By that I mean on the crapper

you meant his pants

 

[calicojack]

I suspect that after Barb dies, he'll freeze to death on the roadside in winter. AFAIK Virginia has a warm climate but it still can get rather cold in winter? So after Snorlax's demise, he'll eiher get kicked out of the house due to not paying rent (which would be stressful) or his heating gets cut off due to him not paying utilities (which would be stressful). So he'll probably be brought down by the cold of a winter night, with the PSP still clutched in his stiff MANOS...

I don't know, I have a feeling that Rocky would probably take him as his own. Or just provide shelter for him. Of course I'm being skeptical here.

 

[CatParty]

I suspect that after Barb dies, he'll freeze to death on the roadside in winter. AFAIK Virginia has a warm climate but it still can get rather cold in winter? So after Snorlax's demise, he'll eiher get kicked out of the house due to not paying rent (which would be stressful) or his heating gets cut off due to him not paying utilities (which would be stressful). So he'll probably be brought down by the cold of a winter night, with the PSP still clutched in his stiff MANOS...

I don't know, I have a feeling that Rocky would probably take him as his own. Or just provide shelter for him. Of course I'm being skeptical here.

i'd say that's highly unlikely.

 

[calicojack]

I don't know, I have a feeling that Rocky would probably take him as his own. Or just provide shelter for him. Of course I'm being skeptical here.

i'd say that's highly unlikely.

Yeah I don't know why I said that, I just figured that Rocky would have a really kind heart to take Chris into her care. But I don't think she could put up with his bullshit.

 

[CatParty]

I don't know, I have a feeling that Rocky would probably take him as his own. Or just provide shelter for him. Of course I'm being skeptical here.

i'd say that's highly unlikely.

Yeah I don't know why I said that, I just figured that Rocky would have a really kind heart to take Chris into her care. But I don't think she could put up with his bullshit.

oh we can tell, she's kind from all she's done for them, but to take on the burden of chris chan? probably not. she may try to direct him in the right direction, but if there is any indication from his missive to the church, he's already given up on listening to her.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Crushed to death by gigantic pile of naked men.

 

[Donald Duck]

Either it will be in a way that completely blindsides everyone and earns him an entry in the Darwin Awards or it'll be very low key, sometime years from now after a long, sad, and very uneventful life when everyone has lost interest in him, and where no one will know or care he's passed until the police are called in by neighbors to investigate the smell.

 

[Night Terror]

I think it'll probably be heart disease, lest his attention lapses on the roads.

 

[Hyperion]

I change my vote to raped to death by rabid ducks.

It will take hours.

 

[Marvin]

I don't know, I have a feeling that Rocky would probably take him as his own. Or just provide shelter for him. Of course I'm being skeptical here.

Yeah I don't know why I said that, I just figured that Rocky would have a really kind heart to take Chris into her care. But I don't think she could put up with his bullshit.

oh we can tell, she's kind from all she's done for them, but to take on the burden of Our Pet Lolcow? probably not. she may try to direct him in the right direction, but if there is any indication from his missive to the church, he's already given up on listening to her.

Oh no, Chris hasn't done anything different as far as Rocky herself goes.

I suspect that after Barb dies, he'll freeze to death on the roadside in winter. AFAIK Virginia has a warm climate but it still can get rather cold in winter? So after Snorlax's demise, he'll eiher get kicked out of the house due to not paying rent (which would be stressful) or his heating gets cut off due to him not paying utilities (which would be stressful). So he'll probably be brought down by the cold of a winter night, with the PSP still clutched in his stiff MANOS...

It'd be paying the mortgage, rather. But yeah, I'm not sure he'd know much about the mortgage, so that might happen. But he'd easily pay his utility bills.

 

[LordCustos3]

Not to sound like an A-Log, but....

Either it will be in a way that completely blindsides everyone and earns him an entry in the Darwin Awards or it'll be very low key, sometime years from now after a long, sad, and very uneventful life when everyone has lost interest in him, and where no one will know or care he's passed until the police are called in by neighbors to investigate the smell.

How would anyone be able to tell the difference?

• "Well, officer, I know that #14 usually smells like sewage marinated in BO and mold spore....but now we can't smell the cat urine or reheated leftovers anymore. Something must be wrong."

 

[Scatman]

I am going to go with Chris permanently crashing into a slumber after Barb dies.

 

[2_CUTE_2_BOLT]

Commits felony, has to go to jail, commits suicide rather than going to a jail full of HOMOS.

 

[BillRiley]

Sedentary lifestyle + junk food diet = coronary. See? Math is easy!

 

[JimReynolds]

The car crash one seemed most likely to me.