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I fucking hate you right now.
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I fucking hate you right now.
That's different though. Unlike the animu watermelon we all want to fuck John Amogus.Hey, if Stonetoss can have Among Us, we should have something too.
I hope you don't live in Texas.If it wasn't April 1st I would answer more seriously. But I am having so much fun, so for now....
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Kill Melon posterss, behead Melon posters, roundhouse kick Melon posters into the concrete, slam dunk a Melon baby into the trash can, crucify filthy Melons, defecate into Melon posters food, launch Melons into the sun, stir fry Melons in a wok, toss Melons into active volcanoes, urinate into Melon posters gas tank, Judo throw Melon posters into a wood chipper, twist Melon poster heads off, report Melon posters to the IRS, karate chop Melons in half, curb stomp pregnant Melons, trap Melon posters in quicksand, crush Melon posters in the trash compactor, liquify Melon posters in a vat of acid, eat Melons, dissect Melon posters, stomp Melon poster skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate Melon posters in the oven, lobotomized Melon posters, mandatory abortions for Melon posters, grind Melon poster fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown Melon posters in fried chicken grease, vaporize Melon posters with a raygun, kick old Melon posters down the stairs, feed Melons to alligators, slice Melons with a katana.
Look bro do you really want to talk what men won't fuck ? So far on my list I have found shit that men would fuck,: monitor lizards, babies, shaved orangutan kept in brothel, women with missing limbs , coconuts , bottles , dogs,cats, monkeys ... you get the picture. Ironically I have heard some retards talking about fucking watermelons during my childhood.It-it's an anime girl photoshopped onto a goddamn watermelon
I realize I'm coming dangerously close to parroting the loli defender argument of "I'm not sexualizing it, you are, weirdo" but are we assuming people posting it want to fuck the watermelon?
If coconut and watamelon did the fusion dance they'd become cocomelonI had no idea what I was expecting when I clicked on this thread, but seeing Watamelon in 2025 on the KiwiFarms was almost like a flash-bang. Anyways, here's some more watamelon.
Kinda fucked up that you would put this on the same list as animals and inanimate objects. Nugget people want love too.women with missing limbs
Not when men photoshop pictures of women to satisfy their fetish or commission limbless lolis from artists .Kinda fucked up that you would put this on the same list as animals and inanimate objects. Nugget people want love too.
Doesn't even have to be a nugget person, you could have just lost an arm in a car accident and @Justa Grata Honoria thinks that it's fucked up for men to find you attractive still. I guess if you don't have all limbs you are less of a woman, both in a literal and figurative sense. Pretty sadKinda fucked up that you would put this on the same list as animals and inanimate objects. Nugget people want love too.
I had no idea what I was expecting when I clicked on this thread, but seeing Watamelon in 2025 on the KiwiFarms was almost like a flash-bang. Anyways, here's some more watamelon.
Mate don't talk about all the things men would stick their dicks in when there's an equally exhaustive list of things that women would shove inside of themselves.Look bro do you really want to talk what men won't fuck ? So far on my list I have found shit that men would fuck,: monitor lizards, babies, shaved orangutan kept in brothel, women with missing limbs , coconuts , bottles , dogs,cats, monkeys ... you get the picture. Ironically I have heard some retards talking about fucking watermelons during my childhood.
Stuff I wish I never learned about.
So yes watermelons are also on the menu .
The guy asked a question about who would wanna fuck watermelons I answered with a list to prove a point that people would fuck anything. I am not even going to discuss porn actresses showing shit inside their holes shit. I have enough terrible visuals in my head as it is .Mate don't talk about all the things men would stick their dicks in when there's an equally exhaustive list of things that women would shove inside of themselves.