Debate the user brandobaris here about whether or not he is a wannabe rapist pedo. - Or: Debate the user brandobaris here about whether or not peter coffins entire family are real dolls

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Brandobaris said:
I don't think they have a baby. Notice how the hand position on the baby's left arm doesn't move a micromillimeter between pictures? its a baby, it should move.

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It only takes an hour in photoshop to complete the look. Also you can get ones quite lifelike.

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But judge for yourself.
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There's a freaky "reborn" baby-doll place literally on the street where my office is located here in Rotherham, to be honest just knowing it's there creeps the fuck out of me every single day.
 
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Baby's appearance changes almost daily, especially so in the early months. Just wait for the subject to post another photo of the supposed baby, compare them and then we'll know for sure.

Of course, it might get argued that it is another doll.
 
I am MAD about the fact that a self-described beta male full-time youtube funnyman managed to achieve reproductive success with a chick with a highly uncanny manner and significant body image issues but the cute asian girl in my class made a blog post about how my maxilla is insufficient and got a restraining order against me
 
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Brandobaris said:
Yeah apparently Peter Coffin pretending to have a g/f and posing and photoshopping his realdoll to be his g/f with a sockpuppet twitter he interacts with is account is fine. But saying the baby might be a real doll too? You cray cray. You are the biggest autist ever, you need a containment thread.

Next I'll get a containment thread for saying Chris-chan is identifying as a woman and wanting a sex change..... oh wait.
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you're an idiot. talk about a virgin with rage
 
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So, to summarize this thread, people are absolutely buttblasted that a lolcow can get a gf when they can't (because people come here to feel better about themselves lol) so they make autistic theories about said gf being literally a fake woman.

Lol, sounds like chat when I post pics of my gf
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Nuttelex said:
Are you jealous of him and his doll user Brandobaris?
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Hodor said:
I can't blame Brandobaris for thinking Peter Coffin's family is fake, because somehow that's easier to believe than Coffin managing to procreate.

His family is totally real though.
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I'm engaged, so some theory that I'm jealous of Coffin isn't an issue. I was simply calling it how i see it based on his previous behaviour, but I have to admit the fact most people are fooled is a testament to Coffins ability to work photoshop and keep up the visage most of the time.

I have no doubt that braceface is a real girl and that they are probably married, and that she lives with him still, considering they do a youtube show together. I never doubted that. But I do think at some point in the past Coffin got a realdoll, perhaps based on the long distance relationship he started with her many years ago, and even though he is now with that actual someone who is real, he is still "building" the relationship with the doll. And now has a baby realdoll. Do we have any video of her holding the baby and it squirming around like a normal baby?

I mean check any photo where you think its the doll vs actual Braceface. The dolls photos are always full body, minimizing exposure of the face very posed, perfectly done, no camera movement, no hair movement. When its braceface, its usually a half or 1/4 view.
 
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Brandobaris said:
I'm engaged
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prove it

Brandobaris said:
Well he was dumped by Lindsay, who is a giant Hillary, Kanye 2020 supporter, and Feminist. He still lives in the same house with her in New York and walks her dogs for her, and puts her to bed after shes gone through too many bottles of booze. And probably has to hear her being pounded weekly through the walls of his room. This is a man that has nothing left.



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lolol you have to go into other threads and shit them up with your nostalgia chick stalking
 
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AnOminous said:
This is so last year's autism. Even /cow/ has moved on.
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Brandobaris said:
It's already happening, I see moderators "downvote" me, I see moderators leave, another moderator comes in and deletes my posts for unclear reasons. I see moderators and posters interact on each others profile pages, I see the threads they tend to frequent, there's definitely a SJW clique on this forum, they don't have enough power to start outright banning people for speaking out of turn yet. But I think they are gradually working their way up the totem pole. They want more of their buddies in the power team.

Some of them might be lolcows on this site, and they just want to destroy this place from the inside. Some might just be trolls who get their kicks from destroying forums.
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Brandobaris said:
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know that Peter Coffin was soooo last season, and that talking about something you saw and had an interest in is autism.

God you guys sound like a bunch of a sniggering highschool girls whispering to each other because some girl came to school with the wrong matching handbag. Jesus.
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There's a wonderful phrase called "beating a dead horse", look it up sometime.
 
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