Debate user 'Null' if America has Cheese, Meat, and Bread.

[whatever I feel like]

I haven't seen a single american talk about fresh cheese. Have you never had fresh, white, soft cheese? It also gets hard if you age it, usually just in brine? I usually see some variation of a yellow compressed cheese, cheddar type of thing

You mean cheese curds. Yeah, they're delicious, yeah, they're hard to find. Probably no easier to get them in whatever Null's current home is, though.

 

[Twinkletard]

And while we're at it, the proper way to cook steak is well-done and served with ketchup.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

My favorite regional grocery store offers a wide selection of fresh cheeses and olives. They make bread on the daily (and there’s bread machines for a reason anyways, that take less than a day to make fresh bread.) There’s also a farmer’s market here in the spring and summer that has fresh bread and home made cheeses available.

There are farmers and ranchers around that will sell meat under the table.

Also, hunters and fishermen. I grew up off of catfish that came straight out of the water. Unregistered venison sausage is a Christmas classic for me. I have pounds of raw alligator that I killed last month, sitting in my freezer.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Fucking subway bakes bread in-store, from (what I assume) is delivered ready-to-bake loaves.

It's not the baking that's the hard part, it's getting people to buy it

Subway bread is like fucking candy.

 

[stupid!]

People are insisting to me Americans in podunk towns with fewer than 1000 people you can still get cheeses of wide variety similar to region-controlled European cheeses. You can get locally slaughtered meat you know for sure came from a specific farm. You can get bread baked that fucking day in more than 2 styles. You're totally wrong.

You can find all of those things rurally and they will be "real", but America doesn't have a strong tradition of artisanal bread making or cheese making so it won't be good. It'll be real, but real shit

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

any retarded faggot in a reasonably small midwest town can go to church 3-4 sundays and meet hunters with land you can hunt on.

nothing fresher than cutting up a deer in your buddies barn and feeding it into the grinder, and then bagging it up yourself.

fuck cheese and bread.

 

[Chongqing]

I live in a place that has a European style bakery, but the amount of fresh breads they produce per day is probably less than 30, maybe two dozen.

Why? Because a baguette costs fucking $12.

For context, you can buy one at Jimmy John's for 50 cents. It's not great, of course, but it goes to show the price of a baguette should be $2 or less.

 

[LeCoq]

So wrong, americans have swiss cheese ; it has some holes ; it means it is fancy and shit.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I haven't seen a single american talk about fresh cheese. Have you never had fresh, white, soft cheese? It also gets hard if you age it, usually just in brine? I usually see some variation of a yellow compressed cheese, cheddar type of thing

I can go to the store 2 minutes from my house and get brined feta or a tube of goat cheese right this second and thats at the supermarket

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm thinking I'm making a mistake even replying to you, but what are you talking about? Where in Europe do you experience this travesty?

I did a semester in Berlin for undergrad

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Everyone in this thread posting about baking your own bread are kind of missing the point.
Sure you CAN do that, and maybe with some more effort you could make your own cheese. Maybe if you're really dedicated you could buy your own cow and raise it to adulthood and butcher it yourself!
That's not really the point though, is it?
I'm not saying Null is right, but come on.

Get a wife and she'll bake bread for you, ez

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

All y'all actually trying to debate about this ARE SHEEP! YOU ARE SHEEP! You don't even see the subversion happening right before your eyes! The real reason Null started this argument and then the tread isn't to show how great Europe is with their cheese! It's to get you all to forget that he cannot pronounce "Renaissance" AND "Roblox"!

What are we arguing about right now? Cheese!

What are we not even talking about right now? How Null is a mush mouthed mother fucker who turns to the Bri*ish to learn proper pronunciation and STILL can't get it right!

You can either continue to stare at the shadows on the cave walls or you can join me in the light.

 

[Two Dollars]

1. Go to USA
2. Go to grocery store
3. Go to meat, cheese, and bread aisles

Checkmate, atheist.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Do Americans have tiger bread? Quite possibly The Netherlands' greatest contribution to the world.

 

[Booby Jones]

You mean cheese curds. Yeah, they're delicious, yeah, they're hard to find. Probably no easier to get them in whatever Null's current home is, though.

Ingles has curds, but they only operate in 6 states so your mileage may vary

 

[draggs]

What has made dear feeder feel like a worthless piece of shit today so he must sperg about muh local artisanal organic faggot food to feel better about his life in a second world slav shithole? Is this his coming out? He can't get fresh dick in murica like he can in europe?

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

If the meat comes from the same 4 companies; WTF are muslims in the USA eating?

Funny you'd mention that, I remember a Muslim lad in the office in the UK recently commenting on how after a trip to India he's realised we're actually better about having truly halal meat than India itself. The reason being is that the food standards are higher so the percentage of places lying about the food being halal is lower here than there.

He found it funny, I suspect more devout sorts might be more than a bit irked if that was mentioned.

Fun thread, going to start listening to the Kitchen Cabinet Null? I know you love all things British and they have at least one regular American guest who's a pleasant sort, especially with his cheese fondness.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Its pretty funny given how much Null makes fun of Sargonnes that he is adopting the same exact cope ol' Karl of Swindon was running with a few weeks back

 

[TingoFranDingo]

euros crave the schlop

 

[Sneeds]

All the cheese segments