Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

Should we feature the Cyraxx thread?

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    Votes: 550 30.3%
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    Votes: 1,267 69.7%

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If he's a pedophile he should be on a list and if he chats with kids underage he should be in jail. Neither of these things will be accomplished by fat retards pulling these stunts IRL.

This shit would actually hurt judicial proceedings. If the police are aware this dude is getting swatted, getting anthraxx hoaxes sent to him by mail, that people are showing up in person to try and provoke him, what do you think they'll think if they get evidence he's trying to sext minors? It won't be "ah this is highly authentic and credible evidence, tally ho, let us commence forth on this new material immediately". It'll be "oh this is probably some FAKE SHIT by those RETARDS online for the FIFTH TIME THIS YEAR".
This is the correct and sensible take

But in contrast, the Milwaukee police keep checking on Patrick Tomlinson's house and he keeps answering the door in the nude lmao :story:
 
No wonder the a-logs are out for blood. And that's what's rubbing me the wrong way here. If all of this is real, then I'm assuming that fucking with Cyraxx is fueled by vigilante justice. With Chris-chan, there was hilarious content that came out of all his shenanigans paired with the wrongs that he did due to him being so easily duped, at least until he became that much of a trainwreck. Fucking with Chris-chan was done for the lolz. With Cyraxx, it doesn't feel that way at all.
Yeah the cyraxx thread is giving me insight onto what the outside world thinks the farms is - retards writing long autistic screeds about retards on the internet.

I think my problems with Cyraxx and the video are
  • I'm pretty sure the dude is a full retard. You never make fun of a full retard. That's just tragic. Ulilililia.... look retarded, act retarded, programmed video games, super autistic, not retarded. You know Chris Chan? Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. But he was rolling and trolling and living off that tugboat and weens buying his shit for decades. That's not retarded (even though he fucked his mother.) Even then, do you know any literal retards that fuck their mothers?
  • The video has like four pixels and the fight happened offscreen. It's literally just retards yelling at each other. I live in america dude, if I wanted to listen to retards yell at each other, all I have to do is just walk outside.
 
Ah, Jesus reading everything through. Gotta say as someone who's really into Cyraxx I have to say I agree with a lot of the outsiders on this. I've been trying to tell folks that the trolling around Cyraxx isn't normal for example. Marty (the fat alog punching the tard) often sends random Grindr faggots and scrapers to Cyrax's place (often) to get a rise out of Cyraxx. Marty is also terminally online, often revolving his schedule around streaming these long arduous, and very boring streams of just him watching vods of other Cyraxx freakouts often with no commentary or indication that he's watching videos. During all of these streams called "panels" Marty is waiting and waiting for Cyraxx to pop on and give him a freakout. These freakouts can vary in length but the longest one was for an hour. During this, Marty receives most of his donations. You may be tempted to ask if there are any other trolls. Yes and no, Marty while never stating this outright, effectively gatekeeps Cyraxx. More or less you have to troll Cyraxx in a way Marty approves and likes. If a troll op has anything he doesn't like or approve of he will go on these long rants about how the troll is "cringey" and or "doesn't have em talk for long". Not long after the Marty-stans will either dox or harass the trolls out of trolling Cyraxx. Marty has been linked indirectly to certain doxxings of trolls. Marty doesn't seem to be content with being 'A' troll of the goblin, he wants to be 'THE' troll. Most likely out of financial reasons since cyraxx is his income for all intents and purposes.


If you read through this and said to yourself, "huh, this marty a-log guy really seems to be ripe for a thread. I'm surprised he doesn't already have one..."

Same here......Same here.....
 
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i don't understand how people aren't grasping that ralph's situation is different from cyraxx's.

Ralph wasn't born retarded. The things that happen to him are a direct consequence of his choices.

Cyraxx was born retarded. He is literally a retard spouting shit. If he threatens to 'fight you', unless you yourself are retarded, you would be able to recognize that he is in no way able to carry out his threat, and you would just walk away. Marty did what he did with the intent to instigate shit with a progeria-looking cretin so he could justify hitting a genuine retard. 'b-b-but muh pedophilia/rape'. take it up with the proper authorities, if you actually care about getting this dangerous evil pedophile/rapist off the streets instead of cheering on a fat man who beat up a literal retard.
Checkmate, the people who don't grasp the difference are autistic and can't read between the lines.
 
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I found the fight funny but Cryaxx getting decked is not noteworthy enough to be featured. I can't remember who said it but it's not even worthy enough to be compared to Ethan Ralph, Ethan's got a whole retarded thing going on, Ethan goes places for one, Cyraxx doesn't really step foot outside of his mind palace.
If you had a documentary about Cyraxx this wouldn't take up more than twice the duration of the fight itself before the video moved onto another weird thing that happens, like Cyraxx trying to pull a Punch-Out! Wii and do a retarded strength building montage.
Plus watching the fight kinda sucks anyway since it basically happens off-screen and at most you see the back of Marty then Raxx routing like a Total War unit. If this was to be featured for anything it'd probably be a POV shot or a 4K shot of Cyraxx basically getting murdered.At least with Ethan we actually got to see his ass get kicked.

But don't ask me what I think's relevant enough, we're currently featuring a guy who hounds people for not putting shopping carts back and is probably gonna get found bleeding out in the parking lot of a Target later this year.
 
Why are you expecting someone who I’m guessing has cognitive and social delays to do something this sensible?

I bet if he had done this you’d be sitting in the thread complaining that Cyraxx was wasting valuable resources and time of law enforcement.

Imagine if Marvin had just started wailing on Chris in the pickle suit.
I was actually thinking how much funnier this shitshow would be if Cyraxx actually did have a knife and stabbed the fatso. Now that would be good content and feature-worthy.
 
Some are on KF because it's the last place to speak freely, others apparently just want to get interactive social media Jerry Springer
Don’t besmirch the great Springer. Everyone on the show was a willing participant. Jerry didn’t show up, shove a camera in someone’s face, and say, “suffer retard goblin!” While they’re begging to be left alone.
 
Congrats, that’s the most retarded legal take I’ve seen here in a long time, and that really says something.
Stand your ground laws are the most solid only when the force is applied in self defence. The moment there is proof of provocation, it is not applicable and becomes intentional assault.

The claims that the attacker is a pedo only become proof of motive.
 
Don’t besmirch the great Springer. Everyone on the show was a willing participant. Jerry didn’t show up, shove a camera in someone’s face, and say, “suffer retard goblin!” While they’re begging to be left alone.
AND alot of his guests & their stories were exaggerated or outright faked
 
What is this Bumfights garbage.

I'm talking about the thread, not the video.
 
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I'm starting to think this thread should be an example of exactly what is NOT wanted on the site.
I suspect that is why Null featured it. Reading through the thread after the fight and before this thread was surreal. The responses were an inverse of what I would expect

I was wondering if my brain was broken, this thread got posted, and I thought "Oh, this is how you get insane DSP and Wings trolls".
 
Ah, Jesus reading everything through. Gotta say as someone who's really into Cyraxx I have to say I agree with a lot of the outsiders on this. I've been trying to tell folks that the trolling around Cyraxx isn't normal for example. Marty (the fat alog punching the tard) often sends random Grindr faggots and scrapers to Cyrax's place (often) to get a rise out of Cyraxx. Marty is also terminally online, often revolving his schedule around streaming these long arduous, and very boring streams of just him watching vods of other Cyraxx freakouts often with no commentary or indication that he's watching videos. During all of these streams called "panels" Marty is waiting and waiting for Cyraxx to pop on and give him a freakout. These freakouts can vary in length but the longest one was for an hour. During this, Marty receives most of his donations. You may be tempted to ask if there are any other trolls. Yes and no, Marty while never stating this outright, effectively gatekeeps Cyraxx. More or less you have to troll Cyraxx in a way Marty approves and likes. If a troll op has anything he doesn't like or approve of he will go on these long rants about how the troll is "cringey" and or "doesn't have em talk for long". Not long after the Marty-stans will either dox or harass the trolls out of trolling Cyraxx. Marty has been linked indirectly to certain doxxings of trolls. Marty doesn't seem to be content with being 'A' troll of the goblin, he wants to be 'THE' troll. Most likely out of financial reasons since cyraxx is his income for all intents and purposes.


If you read through this and said to yourself, "huh, this marty a-log guy really seems to be ripe for a thread. I'm surprised he doesn't already have one..."

Same here......Same here.....
I've never followed Cyraxx because for some unfathomable reason I'm not really interested in retarded, deformed midgets who are supposedly pedophiles and whose thread OPs feature their mite-infested chodes. But if what you say is true and this Marty guy is basically living off Cyraxx, then I wonder how much of his lolcowdom is ultimately manufactured instead of occurring naturally.

Sure, the guy is a creepy angry sped, but there's thousands of those people on the Internet and the majority of them go unnoticed in the grand scheme of things. Seems like Cyraxx is being propped up by Marty specifically so that he can get jewgold from paypigs who really like to watch him A-Logging a retard. He's a pretty carefully chosen victim, too. He's clearly mentally disabled and has no way to truly pay Marty back in any way, but also has rap sheet of heinous actions that erode a lot of sympathy anyone might have for him.

Most lolcows were initially discovered by small closed-off groups of trolls before achieving "stardom", even Chris himself, so I'm not just gonna condemn the practice as a whole. But at least they were doing it mostly for fun and didn't e-beg for their trolling efforts. I don't think Clyde Cash ever asked for money so that he could feed Chris some more funny bullshit.

Lolcows aren't your grift. The dude is trying to commodify Internet trolling, which is both brain-bendingly stupid and frankly lame. Fag needs a thread pronto.
 
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