Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

Should we feature the Cyraxx thread?

  • Feature it!

    Votes: 550 30.3%
  • Don't feature it!

    Votes: 1,267 69.7%

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Nah the video isn't like fatrick screaming at the police its just a boring fight video if he screeched and more and called his attacker "child" I would say yes but honestly the entertainment isn't there
Yeah I think that's a big part of the problem here. None of it is funny.

I didn't know shit about Cyraxx so from viewing this video at first glance, it looked like some guy just went out to fuck with a retard, made the retard mad and wrecked him as soon as he got close enough. The Ralph video is funny without any context because it's a belligerant chunky dude in short shorts getting knocked to the ground and still talking shit like he actually won the fight. Removing all Ralph lore, it's funny on it's own.

I tried looking into some of the Cyraxx lore and I had to stop myself because if all the things said against him are to be believed then it's....REALLY not funny. It doesn't even make sense at all. How the hell does a busted gnome who assaulted an old lady, raped a blind dude and sent dickpics to minors not get sent to jail? I feel like an insane person just typing all this out.
 
I tried looking into some of the Cyraxx lore and I had to stop myself because if all the things said against him are to be believed then it's....REALLY not funny. It doesn't even make sense at all. How the hell does a busted gnome who assaulted an old lady, raped a blind dude and sent dickpics to minors not get sent to jail? I feel like an insane person just typing all this out.
His grandmother didn't press charges, so he was released. It was his older brother (I think technically uncle?) that called the cops, and got him arrested in 2012.

The blind kid assaulted happened before he was of-age, and he was just forced to change schools.

The pedo hunters who found out about this also don't know why the law didn't come down on him, maybe because it wasn't in-person. Raxx claims the cops showed up and told him he was clearly not a pedophile, but he needed to be more careful about who he sent pictures to.
 
Getting validation via a pet lolcow being featured is so gay and pathetic and depressing that I'd rather not imagine it.
True.

This whole thread is pretty pathetic though, and seems to consist of:

A: Cyrax diehards who take personal offense at not being featured.

B: Retards who are opposed for no other reason than the fact that Null said no, and they must agree with Papa Null. (And maybe if they say it strongly or funny enough Senpai will notice them! And leave a sticker! SQUEEE!)

C: Moralfags and tards who refuse to sully the good name of the farms, and pretend that this is CLEARLY totally different from the Ralph video being featured.
 
Well the fact that this topic has been featured for almost a day only to discuss whether this should be featured has kind of made the poll pointless.

I voted Yes but wouldn't care if by the 24 hour mark the poll ended and the topic removed from the featured list.
 
B: Retards who are opposed for no other reason than the fact that Null said no, and they must agree with Papa Null. (And maybe if they say it strongly or funny enough Senpai will notice them! And leave a sticker! SQUEEE!)
It's Null's site and he effectively has a monopoly on being able to post wrongthink on the Internet. Every one of us ultimately has the choice of accepting how he jannies the site or fucking off.

It's really that simple.
 
His grandmother didn't press charges, so he was released. It was his older brother (I think technically uncle?) that called the cops, and got him arrested in 2012.

The blind kid assaulted happened before he was of-age, and he was just forced to change schools.

The pedo hunters who found out about this also don't know why the law didn't come down on him, maybe because it wasn't in-person. Raxx claims the cops showed up and told him he was clearly not a pedophile, but he needed to be more careful about who he sent pictures to.
So basically, he lucked out.

No wonder the a-logs are out for blood. And that's what's rubbing me the wrong way here. If all of this is real, then I'm assuming that fucking with Cyraxx is fueled by vigilante justice. With Chris-chan, there was hilarious content that came out of all his shenanigans paired with the wrongs that he did due to him being so easily duped, at least until he became that much of a trainwreck. Fucking with Chris-chan was done for the lolz. With Cyraxx, it doesn't feel that way at all.
 
The pedo hunters who found out about this also don't know why the law didn't come down on him, maybe because it wasn't in-person. Raxx claims the cops showed up and told him he was clearly not a pedophile, but he needed to be more careful about who he sent pictures to.
My guess is that the cops are well aware of both the fact that Cyrax is a massive retard, and that they also know he gets fucked with for the majority of the day. So they probably don't like the weird entrapment shit going on, and if anything are probably going to tune out further enquiries unless they seem very concrete.
 
Why is everyone who actually supports this fucking bullshit a complete nobody I've never even seen before?
Because they are either subkiwi bastards who read one thread and don't integrate with the community or retards who made account after they read that we are all about bullying, harassment and driving people to suicide.

I don't belive that featuring = condoned by the site.
People who chimped out about it not being featured clearly see featuring as a form of endorsement. Otherwise they wouldn't have chimped out.

My response would be, what’s the wrong crowd? Most of us here are degenerates wasting our time on online rejects
I'd say weens and a-logs are the wrong crowd and we don't want them here.

Marty could have literally shot Cyraxx dead in the street and I would have been okay with it. Rapists and pedophiles get the bullet.
Fat retard would never kill his cashcow.
 
Nothing even happens in the video in OP. Everything is offscreen and it's boring, gay and unfunny.
I disagree, the few brief seconds where he charges the fatso like a goblin are funny as fuck. But I don't think it's worth a feature, and it's definitely not worth frying your neurons to argue about it either.
 
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The way I see this, it's a question if we want to eliminate a certain age of Internet culture. Back in the 2000s where nothing was sacred and people fucked with each other for fun constantly. The Wild West of the Internet, as a lot of people call it. Nowadays, Kiwifarms is, in some ways, a preservation of 2000s internet culture. No moderation, and a general "fuck you can't do what you tell me" ethos.

The question is, do we want to keep some of those ideals while letting others finally die? I see this particular case as a loadstone for that old culture. Should we finally let that (largely infected with myth and lies) "wild west" of the internet die off, and decide to let some things remain sacred? Obviously, fucking with cows has been discouraged for a long time. That doesn't "sell out" the ideas KF was born on. So, should we allow change to happen?

And yes, I realize I'm a 2019 account, but I was there in the "Wild West" and I feel I have some knowledge on which to speak of.
 
My guess is that the cops are well aware of both the fact that Cyrax is a massive retard, and that they also know he gets fucked with for the majority of the day. So they probably don't like the weird entrapment shit going on, and if anything are probably going to tune out further enquiries unless they seem very concrete.
The cop here straight-up does tell him to just leave the internet. He tries to argue against it. There's another bodycam of a cop saying that he watches Cyraxx's YouTube, and that he's funny. There are a lot of bodycam calls, and 911 recordings over various issues at the household involving the trolls.

So basically, he lucked out.

No wonder the a-logs are out for blood. And that's what's rubbing me the wrong way here. If all of this is real, then I'm assuming that fucking with Cyraxx is fueled by vigilante justice. With Chris-chan, there was hilarious content that came out of all his shenanigans paired with the wrongs that he did due to him being so easily duped, at least until he became that much of a trainwreck. Fucking with Chris-chan was done for the lolz. With Cyraxx, it doesn't feel that way at all.
There's two main groups of trolls for Cyraxx right now.

The mfgoon people, who bricked the xbox, jerk off on discords with Cyraxx and had the fake Liquid Chris. Marty hates them, they hate Marty. They're probably more vigilante based, as one guy spergs out on the discord video, yelling about how Cyraxx can't play Fortnite and talk to kids anymore.

Marty, and a few associates, mostly just operate on group panels on YouTube. Marty's trolling has some personal roots, but it seems to mostly just be pushing his buttons and seeing how far the delusions go. Like saying he died, calling him AI Raxx, and watching him freakout. He wants the freakouts for YouTube, and hates mfgoon and co for keeping him cooped up in discords. He had nothing to do with the Xbox bricking.
 
This whole thread is pretty pathetic though, and seems to consist of:

A: Cyrax diehards who take personal offense at not being featured.

B: Retards who are opposed for no other reason than the fact that Null said no, and they must agree with Papa Null. (And maybe if they say it strongly or funny enough Senpai will notice them! And leave a sticker! SQUEEE!)

C: Moralfags and tards who refuse to sully the good name of the farms, and pretend that this is CLEARLY totally different from the Ralph video being featured.

My guy, chill the fuck out. The video itself is objectively not funny, the context makes it even more gay and if you legitimately cannot see the difference between this and Ralph you probably rode the short bus as a kid alongside Marty.

And at the very least this thread has been hilarious for multiple reasons. Laugh, you miserable cunt.
 
Back in the 2000s where nothing was sacred and people fucked with each other for fun constantly.
That's just not true. And it wasn't because of any community rules against it - it's just that people were sane enough not to do batshit crazy things.

Swatting used to be some insane idea spoken about in hushed tones if at all. Nowadays you haven't really made it online until you've been swatted on ten different occasions.
 
That's just not true. And it wasn't because of any community rules against it - it's just that people were sane enough not to do batshit crazy things.

Swatting used to be some insane idea spoken about in hushed tones if at all. Nowadays you haven't really made it online until you've been swatted on ten different occasions.
I will agree that fucking with someone IRL was something that didn't happen that often, and as you said, it was cause for shock. You have a point.
 
yeah so a guy fucks with him for years and winds up a literal retard and then visits him irl to provoke a fight. he can be legally in the right. i'm not featuring it.

i don't know anything about this guy and i don't care. enjoy your funny content. i don't have to share it.
Marty isn't even legally in the right. He approached Cyrax and told him to "come over here" and then threw the first punch. Cyrax still probably would've stepped onto the property on his own, but what he would have done doesn't matter since Marty clearly invited him on just for the sake of punching him for cool guy points. I'm not saying people should defend Cyrax's actions, and yeah he did make threats to Marty. But you're as autistic as Cyrax if you think that marty has any sort of justification for what he did legal or otherwise. He's not a victim who was protecting himself in self-defense. He's a cunt who wanted fame and money for beating up a retard who is 2 feet shorter than him.
 
You should go suck Cyraxx's cock IRL so you know somewhat of what Blind Billy was forced to go through. Marty is 110% in the right because Chance brought this shit onto himself. If he didn't want to get punched then don't confront someone 2x your size with a camera tripod. He should have called the police and when they showed up informed them of his situation and then go meet Marty and talk it over with the officers there. But he decided to start shit and got hit.
Why are you expecting someone who I’m guessing has cognitive and social delays to do something this sensible?

I bet if he had done this you’d be sitting in the thread complaining that Cyraxx was wasting valuable resources and time of law enforcement.

Imagine if Marvin had just started wailing on Chris in the pickle suit.
 
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