Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

[Bowiotronic]

I'm glad my opinion is being heard.

 

[Grift Garrison]

It was kind of funny but Im left feeling that Marty is as much of a retarded faggot as Cyraxx in the end.

 

[Ben Kenobi]

Ralph first got beat up by total strangers and then by a dude and his friend. Cog was not from the forum, was someone Ralph knew, someone Ralph had instigated for months, and who was not a 'troll' but sort-of an equal in streaming. It was literally just two streamers having a fight in Portugal. Ralph is also not a full-blown mentally handicapped person.

I'm just not featuring it. I'm sorry if you feel this is incongruous with previous decisions but I am not going to take the time to learn about Cyraxx and Marty and their history to decide if I can excuse showing up at some dude's house and picking a fight with him. From what limited information I know, it's not funny. I saw descriptions of him screaming and I'm not interested in seeing the content.

All I know about Cyraxx is that he's a mainstream horrorcow that million subscriber channels cover all the time. I'm sure it'll get enough attention without my help. There are no guidelines for a feature tagline written in stone. This does not inhibit your ability to use the forum. I owe you nothing.

Cog was funded by Mr Vickers to go to portgual 2. Vickers has talked extensivley how he used the site to push certain narratives and Cog for his part uses the site every single day. It's how he gets a show togheter.
Seems like sematnics to me.

 

[Neil]

Not featuring it makes sense because faggot a-logs like this thrive off attention from places like KF noticing their actions. There's a reason why shit like JessePS's deepfaked Meigh porn "leak" wasn't featured, nor has any of Faggochet or the Plate Gang's actions nor any of the account stealing that DSP or WingsOfRedemption's trolls do.

Cog Vs Ralph was different in that it was two different cows colliding and deciding to fight each other independently. Same with featuring the video of Yaniv assaulting a journalist. Also, Ralph and Yaniv aren't clinically mentally disabled like Cyraxx.

This would be like featuring 2009 era Chris getting beaten up by some A-log on video and treating it as a positive thing.

 

[niggers]

RULES OF NATURE

 

[Sprate Header]

Just declare a fatwa on these gay faggots shitting up the site already. Fuck them.

 

[James done did it]

its absolutely funny but lolcow status is contagious, touching the cow has a good chance of making you yourself a cow.

I did enjoy this video. Also this marty guy looks fat which lowers my opinion of him.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Going after lolcows to the point you buy a fucking AirBnB next to them is cringe and gay, and probably means you are a disruptive force on the site.

 

[Crungass]

I think there's a difference between Ethan Ralph coming to your city and trying to start shit with you, and you purposefully renting a room next to a lolcow who is legally retarded and getting in a fight with them.

 

[Click reply to view]

I vote no because it would make people mad and (hopefully!) if they get mad enough they might even get their own threads, thus perpetuating the cycle.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

marty is as much of a lolcow as cyraxx. Imagine how much we'd make fun of someone who devoted their entire life to trolling OPL, rented a house nextdoor, provoked him into a fight and made him declare "you're the king". Pathetic. Still funny tho

 

[Pizdec]

Yeah if Marty wasn't such a potential lolcow himself I would say this isn't feature worthy. But considering he lives and breaths cyrax well I think it is. COG and Ralp hare both lolcows were featured and Cog ambushed him IIRC so I think its fair. Ralph is a retard just like rax.

The reasons it was funny to see Ralph getting the shit beaten out of him was due to Ralph antagonizing COG on his own merits, and COG never tried to return the favor until Ralph, being Ralph, went below the belt and brought COG's family into it. Ralph getting beaten up by two pissed off britbongs is funny because Ralph finally found out after fucking around for so long, with the salt in the wound being that he can never set foot in Portugal without the post traumatic stress of wondering who he'll piss off enough they'll kick his ass.

This Marty dude sounds like he went through with what Ralph threatened to do all through 2022 to Metokur; that being to stake out the driveway for a battle. The reason it isn't nearly as funny is because Cyrax, for what little I know, is just wigger trash with an internet presence. This would be literally any other bumfight had he not had a thread and a well documented presence on the internet.

 

[frap]

You whiny bitches are vastly underestimating how much Ralph drama Null doesn’t feature. Suck it up and accept that two speds getting in a fight is of no consequence to the vast majority of the rest of the site.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I’ll be real, I know only the basics of Cyraxx but I generally trust Josh’s judgment calls around here.
I would assume the difference between Cyraxx and Ralph is that Ralph did in fact provoke his beatings, but it sounds like Cyraxx’s a-log was kind of doing an “I’m not touching you” thing.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

My faggoty fence-sitter take is that get I featuring it because one of the most prominent lolcows and his main troll getting into a fight is of interest and Cyrax confidently materializing out of the ether to fight an ogre twice his size only to respond "OOF . . . why?" when said ogre smacks him was pretty entertaining.

On the other hand, no matter how much you publicly and unequivocally condemn being a psycho who abuses internet weirdos, giving any attention to them will inspire complete fucking mongoloids to copy that behavior.

Somebody smarter than me can tip the scales on this one.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I have less than zero interest in featuring, promoting, or encouraging some dude assaulting a lolcow.

You've inadvertently featured him already now.

 

[Kung Pow]

This isn't a democracy, Null does whatever the fuck he wants with this website and that is it.
You can always quit, like a wise man once said "just walk away from the screen nigga".

Maybe you should have a mod or someone for features since reading about all the lolcows and taking care of the site looks to me, in my layman understanding of this website work, to be too much work for one person, Null.

 

[Sulla]

Someone explain whats funny about a literal deformed retard getting punched for me, I dont get it.

And if the retard getting punched is so funny, why not just set him and his house on fire. That would be hysterical then, right???

 

[Fireman Sam]

This isn't even comparable to the Ralph beatdown to be honest.
-Shit camera, dead in the night, can't even see anything, no real meme material even if it was funny.
-what is the arc exactly? I'm not big on Cyraxx but as far as I know, it's literally just an A log beating up a cripple man in a short clip. I know there's plenty of lore on this guy, and I saw his bedbug riddled penis pictures. But it's not worth a feature
-Just comes across as a literal retard fight rather than the constant fuck ups of a man who cannot ever make a right decision
I get the bit, I really do. But...
Hold on a minute
this thread is featured? Featuring a thread talking about whether something is being featured? Hang the fuck on. Isn't that basically featuring the content?
Cyraxx sisters won! Hahhahaa!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This feature is a nice compromise.