Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

Should we feature the Cyraxx thread?

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Kiwifarmsname said:
You should go suck Cyraxx's cock IRL so you know somewhat of what Blind Billy was forced to go through. Marty is 110% in the right because Chance brought this shit onto himself. If he didn't want to get punched then don't confront someone 2x your size with a camera tripod. He should have called the police and when they showed up informed them of his situation and then go meet Marty and talk it over with the officers there. But he decided to start shit and got hit.
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Fatso should've stayed put in that Airbnb that he rented only to antagonize Cyraxx. What would he have done exactly? You were right maybe cyraxx DID have a knife; so why would it be reasonable for fatso to meet him in the street and engage him? You can't cut this any way that makes fatso seem reasonable
 
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Its really strange how hard people want this to be featured. Why do people even care. At best your thread will just be turn to shit, unless it was already shit. Now, that's an interesting thought. Whats more shit on a pile?
 
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This is the least funny thing that has happened in the entire history of Cyraxx.
If anything this just makes Marty look like just as big a piece of shit as Chance.
At least Chance has a mental illness.
Marty drove to Akron to beat up a dwarf with 0 muscle mass and birth defects.
 
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Love Machine said:
Its really strange how hard people want this to be featured. Why do people even care. At best your thread will just be turn to shit, unless it was already shit. Now, that's an interesting thought. Whats more shit on a pile?
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Your profile description comes from Aleister Crowley, which explains why you have a nuanced faggoty opinion about beating pedophiles/rapists since you admire one.
Mussolini should have made all those perverts face the wall at the Abbey of Thelema
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Rusty Spatula said:
Your profile description comes from Aleister Crowley, which explains why you have a nuanced faggoty opinion about beating pedophiles/rapists since you admire one.
Mussolini should have made all those perverts face the wall at the Abbey of Thelema
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Your profile picture is a cowboy, which explains why you are acting gay
 
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Rusty Spatula said:
Your profile description comes from Aleister Crowley, which explains why you have a nuanced faggoty opinion about beating pedophiles/rapists since you admire one.
Mussolini should have made all those perverts face the wall at the Abbey of Thelema
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I dont know anything about the guy, I just am seeing how people conduct themselves here. While you all seem very inept at being convincing, I'll ask you this. If you believe him to be such a blight and a risk, why don't you go deal with him yourself? As opposed to demanding more attention being put towards some random circle jerk thread?
 
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Bowiotronic said:
And again, this is a retard that is relevant to the site and something that needs featuring and commenting, you are not who decides what is funny and this is very funny too, and it needs featuring and a posterior comment on the podcast, just understand that this is an important event that needs commenting.
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It's one retard beating another. It's not important. What makes Cyraxx so special to require being featured and commented on. You're really showing how little you know about the rest of the forum. There are happenings constantly, all day every day, across many multiples of lolcows across the site, many far more prominent than Cyraxx. I'd bet a heap of them never even make it to the CH thread. That's why they're lolcows.

One week is a long time by KF/MATI standards.

Bowiotronic said:
dont act like Cyraxx is some random guy, he is a well known horror cow.
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Many replies on this thread prove otherwise.

You haven't even posted on the Cyraxx thread. You've never even reacted to a post on the Cyraxx thread. You haven't posted on any threads since April 2022. Until this thread. Why the obsession?
 
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I am conflicted. On one hand, both parties are overall at fault and Marty does look like a budget version of Chet Goldstein. But as someone who has been staring at the dark abyss of Cyraxx lore for almost an entire year now, Marty has been at Cyraxx's house before and Cyraxx didn't leave the house. Same thing happened with Gloryhole as well, and the Goblin was aware of that incident as well. I genuinely believed that Marty went out there to troll Cyraxx and expected Cyraxx to not show up at all, like before. I also believed that if Cyraxx didn't tard rage and swung at Marty first, the fight wouldn't have happened and the situation could've easily went down a different path. But it's obvious that Cyraxx is unhinged and delusional so it would make since for him to believe that he could take on Marty.
It was very cathartic to see such a nasty person like Cyraxx get the beatdown he deserved, at least he went out there to fight him so a bit of respect to the Goblin as well. He did sent dick pics to a someone he thought was a minor though and was caught texting a 16 year old girl and being flirty with her recently, so really no respect.

I also made up my mind: don't feature it, people who beg for their cow to be featured are pathetic and deserved to be bullied here.
 
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This is bullshit! I hate Cyraxx so fucking much it literally make me scream out loud because I was overjoyed to see that retard get what he deserves! I've been watching the video over and over again it makes me so fucking happy that I've even started masterbating!

My only complaint is that punching him wasn't enough at all! Marty should've tied Cyraxx to a radiator and tortured him for hours with a blowtorch before pulling out what few teeth he has left with rusty pliers! That's exactly what that peace of shit deserves!

Feature it NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!
 
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There's no need for this debate. The video sucks. With Ralph, we got to see him flopping on the ground like a beached fat gay baby. Here, Marty couldn't even keep the action on camera. That's his real crime.

Why go through all the trouble for this steaming pile of shit of a video? Even if you think seeing cyraxx getting roughed up is content, you just don't get it in this video to begin with.

Marty, you're a faggot. True and honest alogs deliver content, you selfish douche.
 
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