Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

[Fools Idol]

This is honestly funnier than the Cyrax shit.

 

[Shek$il]

You're dick measuring lolcows, Christ. Last time I checked everybody hates DSP and Cyraxx is a rapist and pedo who everyone also hates (who is aware of him)

You're coping, 2022ser. Everyone looks at Cyrax and DSP haters as a different, cringe class of Kiwi. You guys are on the whole much angrier and aggressive than the other sects. The hate blinds you guys into becoming unreasonably aggressive and quicker to break the "look don't touch" rules. Like a bunch of lawless apes.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I don`t understand people who say he is so uninteresting. he has all the trappings of a cow.

He may be unappealing to some because he's so repulsive to look at and to listen to. I'm sure he can return in nightmares of those who research him for too long.

 

[Ed Weed]

You're coping, 2022ser. Everyone looks at Cyrax and DSP haters as a different, cringe class of Kiwi. You guys are on the whole much angrier and aggressive than the other sects. The hate blinds you guys into becoming unreasonably aggressive and quicker to break the "look don't touch" rules. Like a bunch of lawless apes.

Again, you're dick sizing lolcows and forum time. I really can't think of anything more pathetic.

You're speaking for everyone when it's really just you mad about certain lolcows. Put that shit on someone else I've never interacted with Cyraxx and don't plan to and I don't want the thread featured because it attracts obnoxious children. I'm not sitting here fondling Marty's balls for beating up cyraxx he's just as bad IMO and a cow in his own right ( I did laugh though).

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Ah, Jesus reading everything through. Gotta say as someone who's really into Cyraxx I have to say I agree with a lot of the outsiders on this. I've been trying to tell folks that the trolling around Cyraxx isn't normal for example. Marty (the fat alog punching the tard) often sends random Grindr faggots and scrapers to Cyrax's place (often) to get a rise out of Cyraxx. Marty is also terminally online, often revolving his schedule around streaming these long arduous, and very boring streams of just him watching vods of other Cyraxx freakouts often with no commentary or indication that he's watching videos. During all of these streams called "panels" Marty is waiting and waiting for Cyraxx to pop on and give him a freakout. These freakouts can vary in length but the longest one was for an hour. During this, Marty receives most of his donations. You may be tempted to ask if there are any other trolls. Yes and no, Marty while never stating this outright, effectively gatekeeps Cyraxx. More or less you have to troll Cyraxx in a way Marty approves and likes. If a troll op has anything he doesn't like or approve of he will go on these long rants about how the troll is "cringey" and or "doesn't have em talk for long". Not long after the Marty-stans will either dox or harass the trolls out of trolling Cyraxx. Marty has been linked indirectly to certain doxxings of trolls. Marty doesn't seem to be content with being 'A' troll of the goblin, he wants to be 'THE' troll. Most likely out of financial reasons since cyraxx is his income for all intents and purposes.


If you read through this and said to yourself, "huh, this marty a-log guy really seems to be ripe for a thread. I'm surprised he doesn't already have one..."

Same here......Same here.....

This is a very informative post as it fills in a lot of blanks for outsiders, so thank you for taking the time to make it.

Sounds a lot like a trashier mid-America Son's of Kojima or Whale Watchers situation with Marty, and I hope at the very least this thread has made people aware that there might be another prime cow in the pasture mooing loudly to be milked, udders full to bursting perhaps.

The fact that Marty seems to do gayops (or has his community do them for him) over trolling credit bodes well at the very least for the correct type of personality to melt the fuck down over even the most casual of scrutiny, but that's just a guess.

...Not to say trolling is bad in general, I thought the arc where they tricked him into thinking he was signed with a record label was hilarious. However, it was original, played perfectly into his personality defects and got a great reaction....

If properly presented this sounds like it would have been a great feature.

Reminds me a bit of the Tomlinson Josiah Munoz arc, which was also not wholly organic, but played near perfectly and thus ended up being hilarious.

 

[Ed Weed]

This is a very informative post as it fills in a lot of blanks for outsiders, so thank you for taking the time to make it.

Sounds a lot like a trashier mid-America Son's of Kojima or Whale Watchers situation with Marty, and I hope at the very least this thread has made people aware that there might be another prime cow in the pasture mooing loudly to be milked, udders full to bursting perhaps.

The fact that Marty seems to do gayops (or has his community do them for him) over trolling credit bodes well at the very least for the correct type of personality to melt the fuck down over even the most casual of scrutiny, but that's just a guess.

If properly presented this sounds like it would have been a great feature.

Reminds me a bit of the Tomlinson Josiah Munoz arc, which was also not wholly organic, but played near perfectly and thus ended up being hilarious.

There are numerous people in the thread who are aware Marty is deranged and probably a cow in his own right. You can bet on that.

Edit: To add to this, if you call out his weird behavior in his YouTube comments or in chat, Marty will block you because he knows you have him pinned down.

 

[BobDayWalker]

Ah, Jesus reading everything through. Gotta say as someone who's really into Cyraxx I have to say I agree with a lot of the outsiders on this. I've been trying to tell folks that the trolling around Cyraxx isn't normal for example. Marty (the fat alog punching the tard) often sends random Grindr faggots and scrapers to Cyrax's place (often) to get a rise out of Cyraxx. Marty is also terminally online, often revolving his schedule around streaming these long arduous, and very boring streams of just him watching vods of other Cyraxx freakouts often with no commentary or indication that he's watching videos. During all of these streams called "panels" Marty is waiting and waiting for Cyraxx to pop on and give him a freakout. These freakouts can vary in length but the longest one was for an hour. During this, Marty receives most of his donations. You may be tempted to ask if there are any other trolls. Yes and no, Marty while never stating this outright, effectively gatekeeps Cyraxx. More or less you have to troll Cyraxx in a way Marty approves and likes. If a troll op has anything he doesn't like or approve of he will go on these long rants about how the troll is "cringey" and or "doesn't have em talk for long". Not long after the Marty-stans will either dox or harass the trolls out of trolling Cyraxx. Marty has been linked indirectly to certain doxxings of trolls. Marty doesn't seem to be content with being 'A' troll of the goblin, he wants to be 'THE' troll. Most likely out of financial reasons since cyraxx is his income for all intents and purposes.


If you read through this and said to yourself, "huh, this marty a-log guy really seems to be ripe for a thread. I'm surprised he doesn't already have one..."

Same here......Same here.....

Just assumed they were a package deal.
Lot of moral fagging over watching two cows sperg at each other though.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

There are numerous people in the thread who are aware Marty is deranged and probably a cow in his own right.

Fat and engaging in drama for most of his waking hours (so likely also unemployed)? There is no "probably" here.

 

[doodoocaca]

now it's about the ethics of beating up retards for monetary gain

Ethics of Akron journalism?

 

[Ed Weed]

Fat and engaging in drama for most of his waking hours (so likely also unemployed)? There is no "probably" here.

He's definitely unemployed. I think his family is probably fairly wealthy and he just leeches of of them and his stream donations. At this point, even though I laughed at the video, i really wish his fatass would have just stayed at daddy's house, this has become a shit show.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

If properly presented this sounds like it would have been a great feature.

Reminds me a bit of the Tomlinson Josiah Munoz arc, which was also not wholly organic, but played near perfectly and thus ended up being hilarious.

I am only aware of this having watched the Grease Wizard documentaries on Chance, I would recommend them as they are pretty entertaining and give you an easy to understand rundown on the goblin and some of his orbiters.

From what I can gather, Chance has been around for nearly a decade now but his antics have only got him noticed by a wider audience recently. I think prior he was almost unknown, based on an interview with a previous online acquaintance of Chance I think he would hang around with others of similar mental capacity.

The record label arc was one of a few events that helped him capture the more mainstream lolcow audiences attention. The other I believe was when he harassed a girl who spoke to him once for not wanting to go out with him or something ridiculous.

Anyway, he was contacted by two obviously fake record labels - Chance believes he's a musical genius and that his music (which is both awful, and stolen) is hugely successful - who both wanted him to sign with them. One was Marty, the other some other trolls in league with him. Chance signed with the non-Marty label because he already disliked Marty at this point. As a result, he did a video in his leather jacket and did a smug video in his attic about his success. The story then went that his record label sold his contract to Marty, causing Chance to freak out.

Eventually he figured out it was all fake, but regardless it was very funny.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

>The few brief seconds
>Don't argue over it
You're right, it's not worth arguing over, it's also not worth featuring so the Cyraxx people should shut the fuck up and stop forcing it into something we're all being asked to talk about.

 

[Ed Weed]

I am only aware of this having watched the Grease Wizard documentaries on Chance, I would recommend them as they are pretty entertaining and give you an easy to understand rundown on the goblin and some of his orbiters.

From what I can gather, Chance has been around for nearly a decade now but his antics have only got him noticed by a wider audience recently. I think prior he was almost unknown, based on an interview with a previous online acquaintance of Chance I think he would hang around with others of similar mental capacity.

The record label arc was one of a few events that helped him capture the more mainstream lolcow audiences attention. The other I believe was when he harassed a girl who spoke to him once for not wanting to go out with him or something ridiculous.

Anyway, he was contacted by two obviously fake record labels - Chance believes he's a musical genius and that his music (which is both awful, and stolen) is hugely successful - who both wanted him to sign with them. One was Marty, the other some other trolls in league with him. Chance signed with the non-Marty label because he already disliked Marty at this point. As a result, he did a video in his leather jacket and did a smug video in his attic about his success. The story then went that his record label sold his contract to Marty, causing Chance to freak out.

Eventually he figured out it was all fake, but regardless it was very funny.

Record label was Cyraxx best arc. Its been funny since, but it never has been as funny as that arc.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Your mom is a faggot. And so are you.

Yes, and?

humanity

lol

empathy

lmao

Case in point was Chris Chan, where the supposed "haters" helped him on several occasions.

lol fags

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

It's kind of weird seeing so many people arguing with new fags and sock accounts who are just here to stir shit up. But it's also very entertaining ngl.

 

[Captain Manning]

Let's not forget the story of @JosephTX who at the height of weeb wars decided it would be fun to start Alogging Ron Toye, to the point he went to the court house to dig up dirt on him, started direct text message conversations, challenged him and other anti vic sides to come to him at a specific location (he had a gun too) and when he caught permanent ban he was so enraged he literally plowed his car into a State Troopers police cruiser on the highway.

Needless to say, this sort of behavior cannot be tolerated. It's a threat to the website in general, but more importantly it's faggotry unchained.

What????

Yeah, @Captain Manning probably knows the full story, but apparently Joseph was on the interstate when Emspex banned him, busily scrolling Kiwifarms like a tard and rear ended a Texas trooper.

You basically just told the whole story.

On Discord, at one point, he was asking people what gun holster and gun he should wear when he's disposed in the Vic case, or when he meets Ron. It was pretty creepy.

He was like Spectre in the sense that he didn't want to just laugh at shit, or post research (his courthouse records search was appreciated), but he wanted to become personally involved and achieve e-fame via the whole thing.

Needless to say, Emspex wasn't having any of it. It was peak neghole pozzing. He didn't take it well and accidently rear-ended a DPS trooper when he got the notification via mobile he was banned from KF.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Why does the thread proper constantly shit the bed? Does it have something to do with the sheer number of people looking into it or because the sheer amount of crap in the op?

 

[JamusActimus]

You're dick measuring lolcows, Christ. Last time I checked everybody hates DSP and Cyraxx is a rapist and pedo who everyone also hates (who is aware of him)

It's true people who only post in one lolcow's thread are an inferior class of kiwi.

The Dsp people are not that bad but they are subhumans.

 

[JamusActimus]

Why does the thread proper constantly shit the bed? Does it have something to do with the sheer number of people looking into it or because the sheer amount of crap in the op?

It's because most people are too repulsed by Cyrax's ghoulish appearance to look at thread.
Cyrax is so repulsive I won't be surprised if some users just quit the thread because of this.

Only the fallout players remain.

 

[BobDayWalker]

It's kind of weird seeing so many people arguing with new fags and sock accounts who are just here to stir shit up. But it's also very entertaining ngl.

They could be retards like me who lost their account during the hack shit. Temporary email registration. Just recently felt like making a new account to post again.