Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

Should we feature the Cyraxx thread?

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BigRaxx said:
There's barely any info on him, in fact we aren't even 100% sure if his real name is even Nicholas Beigler.
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So let me get this straight ... He rented an airbnb I guess just to get a guy half his size pissed off enough to confront him and then beat his ass... I'm pretty sure whoever owns that place doesn't even know they're involved in what might turn out to be a criminal case now. He's been trolling the guy, spent money to stalk him across the street from his house (No retarded excuse in the WORLD is going to make anyone think he was there for anything else, this isn't elementary school), pretty much went looking to rile the dwarf up and then beat him, filmed it and uploaded it to the internet.

If the cops get involved then the owner will probably sing like a canary and give up any name or payment type Mary used (You need proof of identity in case you trash the place), Cyrax will find out this info if he presses charges and then will probably dox the fucker on the internet.
 
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Little Pigboy said:
So let me get this straight ... He rented an airbnb I guess just to get a guy half his size pissed off enough to confront him and then beat his ass... I'm pretty sure whoever owns that place doesn't even know they're involved in what might turn out to be a criminal case now. He's been trolling the guy, spent money to stalk him across the street from his house (No retarded excuse in the WORLD is going to make anyone think he was there for anything else, this isn't elementary school), pretty much went looking to rile the dwarf up and then beat him, filmed it and uploaded it to the internet.

If the cops get involved then the owner will probably sing like a canary and give up any name or payment type Mary used (You need proof of identity in case you trash the place), Cyrax will find out this info if he presses charges and then will probably dox the fucker on the internet.
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Someone else in the Cyraxx thread was saying the same thing that this is how "Marty's" dox is going to get out.
 
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I'm for feature it. All the goblin had to do was hide in his attic like he always does. Instead he let his rage take over and this is what happens. Fuck around and find out
 
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Giga Sperg said:
I watched the video, with no prior context, and all this does for me is make me think that the parties featured, and begging for the content to be featured, are fucking retarded. This shit is normal in chicago and detroit. If the humor requires more than 5 minutes of reading obscure context to understand, it is not good humor.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high Chromosome count to understand Cyraxx and his orbiters. The humor is extremely gay, and without a solid grasp of 10 years of retard lore, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Marty's exceptional individualism which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Anthony Logatto literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the midget dick pics, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cyraxx truly ARE normal - of course they wouldn't appreciate it. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those well-adjusted people scratching their heads in confusion as Marty's autism unfolds itself on their computer screens.
 
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My two cents: cyraxx has had this coming for years, thus its funny. However, its not really worth featuring as it just seems like a slight escalation. If it was something like, the neighbors caught a pestilence originating from the Wilkins household, eh. Maybe.

Either way this thread has been way more interesting and funny than the video in question.
 
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This is the aftermath of the fight, Cyrax looks really fucking bad
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As stupid as it was for Cyrax to full retard bull run at Marty. Cyrax is like 4”10, Marty should not of have felt threatened enough in that situation to blast him in the dome like that. Especially for all the effort of going to the fuckers neighborhood just to fuck with him.
 
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As an outsider I don’t really care and therefore it shouldn’t be featured. I agree that it’s kind of funny, in a morbid way, to watch him start a fight, lose immediately and be forced to cry uncle. However, I also feel a bit put out to hear it said that he’s essentially confronting his stalker. So we are just watching some pathetic loser trying to confront a bully and fail? I don’t like that.
 
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the Cyrax thread is fat and gay and no one would have sex with it. I honestly think they're worse than the Fatrick retards, and that's a low fucking bar. Threads get featured when a massive event that even newfags to your cow could enjoy with no context, and it looks like this requires a lot of contexts to even get any humor out of it. I actually feel bad for the guy.
 
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The video is just sad. I wouldn't want any of you retards to be the next fat guy beating up a retarded midget either. Null is probably right.
 
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