Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

[wintertide12]

Cyraxx literally charged him after years of death threats. Cyraxx could have had I knife of something. If he didn't want his nose to bleed lightly then he should have stayed inside.

If he believed Cyrax was a genuine threat he probably wouldn't rent an AirBNB right across the road to provoke him. This is just some a-log beating up a literal retard. Obviously Cyrax isn't in the right, but this guy had to have seen this coming.
At least Ralph isn't literally retarded. It'd be like someone from the PVCC renting a house across Chris' house, being surprised that Chris comes to them, and then beating him up. It's just cringe.

 

[Fortyone]

At least Ralph isn't literally retarded

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but for real at this point the drugs have been so damaging that he's basically retarded these days. And I'm not sure if cyrax is full-blown retarded or just someone who doesn't exist in the real world anymore because he's so fucking disfigured he's just been locked away in his room for decades.

 

[Fools Idol]

This is exactly why I just keep track of the Ralph board and rarely post there anymore even though he's my favorite cow.
The sheer degree of aylaawging faggotry sucked the fucking fun out of it.

Ralph is an interesting case, unlike lolcows of old, Ralph can fight back a lot better. He'll dox, flag and air your own dirty laundry all day everyday, it doesn't help that 99% of the Ralph alogs are complete cretins so it's not that hard to fuck with them. Ralph has even had his fair share number of wins, mostly because alogs are absolutely vile scumbags, some being even worse than he is. The infighting in the Ralphalog community really saves his ass a lot.

What I know about Cyrax and the community around him (which is admittedly not much) paints a very different picture. My first exposure to him was a video titled something along the lines of "Cyrax, the next Chris Chan", a sentiment that most of his alogs seem to agree with. Now not only is that gay and cringe it also rubbed me the wrong way. It's completely artificial for starters and it sets the stage for a very different type of interaction.

Ralph's greatest heights (or lows) as a lolcow never came from alogging, they never came from people's gayops. A good lolcow doesn't need to be lead around, they are more than capable of fucking their lives up without any help. It's something a lot of people have problems with because there is still some poking needed but for a lot of people poking means swatting, irl fights, breaking the law and general douchebaggery. If you simply can JUST laugh at the lolcow first, nothing else, JUST laugh, then you need to turn off the computer because you can't be trusted and it's the reason the Ethan Ralph sub forum has so many names in it.

 

[wintertide12]

citation needed

but for real at this point the drugs have been so damaging that he's basically retarded these days. And I'm not sure if cyrax is full-blown retarded or just someone who doesn't exist in the real world anymore because he's so fucking disfigured he's just been locked away in his room for decades.

Ralph seems to barely be getting by these days, but cyrax seems like someone who should probably be in a mental hospital. Tbf I don't know much about him.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

citation needed

but for real at this point the drugs have been so damaging that he's basically retarded these days. And I'm not sure if cyrax is full-blown retarded or just someone who doesn't exist in the real world anymore because he's so fucking disfigured he's just been locked away in his room for decades.

i would put money on ethan ralph being clinically retarded at this point, even if he wasn't 10 years ago at the beginning of gamergate. is cyraxx a diagnosed tard? i'm probably gonna have to at least read the highlights of his thread, this guy sounds like he's interesting.

 

[SargonF00t]

One thing that should always be mentioned when covering Cyrax, is that he has a bigger cock than Ethan Ralph.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Only a pure faggot needs his favorite cow thread featured. Real Kiwi's enjoy the content no matter where it ends up on the forums.

Besides, the community happenings feed is much more frequently updated by people who think their cow has done something highly amusing. Easier than waiting for a feature from site staff.

 

[Flying Whale]

It really says a lot when the Kiwis at the Vtuber thread beg for their thread to not be featured. But these faggots insist people need to watch that boring ass video.

 

[Maverick Vile]

I really don't think we should be encouraging this deranged "I'm not touching you" game with lolcows. If you have to stalk a lolcow and bait them into an altercation so you can punch them out and show everyone you're the ultimate troll, maybe you're just a psychopathic fatass, and you're really not as cool as you think you are for beefing with a retarded inbred goblin from Ohio. The only time I ever hear about Cyrax is when you people start screaming for senpai to notice your lolcow. So you got your wish, I finally read your fucking thread, it's boring. Do you have any idea how dime-a-dozen inbred demi-humans with hygiene issues like Cyrax are in middle America, let alone fucking OHIO? Ooooh, some white trash retard with bad teeth who's obsessed with having a rap career! I've never seen that before!

 

[anliteralidiot]

citation needed

but for real at this point the drugs have been so damaging that he's basically retarded these days. And I'm not sure if cyrax is full-blown retarded or just someone who doesn't exist in the real world anymore because he's so fucking disfigured he's just been locked away in his room for decades.

He flip-flops on being called special needs, but Cyraxx has two older videos that backup him being retarded. One has him calling himself a special needs music artist, the other is him begging for a special needs school in Florida to not be closed, because he attended it.

The only concrete thing we know Cyraxx has, in terms of health, is FAS and his mom was mentally handicapped. It's unknown how badly she was retarded, but it's bad enough that the state took her first child, who is Cyraxx's brother. The only reason Cyraxx wasn't also taken is because his grandmother adopted him.

 

[Ozzymandias]

I think its one thing if the cow comes to visit YOU and try some shit but its another If YOU fuck with someone for years and move next to the guy just to torment them into action. Its kinda psychotic, I get the guy is a piece of shit but to move next door rented or no its still abit much. this practically falls into stalking territory for me and for Ralph's situation, Cog didn't fuck with him for years, didn't decide to move next to him for a fuck around. He was challenge to a fight in the streets and the challenge was accepted after Ralph threaten him its a-hog night and day. plus who the fuck wants to stay in a property next to a retarded pedophile? shameful display

 

[Maradontia]

All I see are some pixels moving around.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

I found this event to be so amazing i couldnt even believe it actually happened so I definitely felt it's feature-worthy. If you've been watching Cyraxx even periodically for the past couple sagas then you'd know that these 2 characters coexisting within the same 10 feet length of each other alone is crazy enough.

A lot of people seem to hate Marty lately and I don't get why; Cyraxx voluntarily interacts with him, he's not being forced into it. It's not like Marty extorted him for money, it's not like Marty pretended to be a girl with hot myspace pictures to coax him into a pseudo troll relationship. Literally all he does is interact with the super pussy dramatic megabitch that Cyraxx is which leads to him having a laugh, the viewers have a laugh; we all laugh at the very tom-and-jerry-esque relationship these two have with one another. Say what you want, but after Cyraxx's years-long run of talking shit and threatening others (he even gave death threats to Marty on webcam immediately after getting the shit beat out of him lol) I think his nose being broken is long overdue and I don't really feel too bad about it

 

[A-Stump]

A lot of people seem to hate Marty lately and I don't get why

Because it's stupid to rent a house right next to a retard you've fucked with for years and then bait said retard into a fight

I don't get why this is so hard for people to understand. Normal people do not do these things. Do you get that?

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

Because it's stupid to rent a house right next to a retard you've fucked with for years and then bait said retard into a fight

what if he just wanted to take a little vacation in good ol methsmokersville, Ohio?

 

[norbo]

Nulls right. Hands down. This video is retarded. Marty has gone full retard.

Simplest explanation thus far for those still having fuckin ted talks about it.

Because it's stupid to rent a house right next to a retard you've fucked with for years and then bait said retard into a fight

 

[zionlion1488]

Maybe it's been said before but I'm not gonna read all this shit ....why does this faggot call himself music biz Marty? Is he actually a somebody in the music business or is he as pathetic as our boy cyrax?

 

[Fapcop]

Because it's stupid to rent a house right next to a retard you've fucked with for years and then bait said retard into a fight

I don't get why this is so hard for people to understand. Normal people do not do these things. Do you get that?

Normal people don’t dress up as a pickle or pretend to go on a date with an autist.

Normal people don’t discuss the schoolwork of a high functioning autist or autistically discuss every angle of the legal process of a mother/son incest case.

What’s your point exactly?

 

[Audentum]

Maybe it's been said before but I'm not gonna read all this shit ....why does this faggot call himself music biz Marty? Is he actually a somebody in the music business or is he as pathetic as our boy cyrax?

long story shore he uses Martin Bandier, an old CEO/Chairman of Sony/ATV Music Publishing as an avatar. He claimed to be the owner of ram ranch records and offered Cyrax a fake contract.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

Normal people don’t dress up as a pickle or pretend to go on a date with an autist.

Normal people don’t discuss the schoolwork of a high functioning autist or autistically discuss every angle of the legal process of a mother/son incest case.

What’s your point exactly?

very true. lolcow morality has gotten way too convoluted over the recent years....here's how i think it should be: do not interact with the cows UNLESS you're one of their main and longtime trolls (especially if you're one of the ones milking the most amusing content out of them). if you fit the bill for the aforementioned latter statement then just do whatever you want as long as it isn't some super undeniably inhumane and/or fucked up shit like stealing their money, encouraging them into suicide or swatting etc.. i know people will have their own variations on where the line is officially drawn, but that's just my opinion & how i view it

i mean after all: cyraxx walked over to marty and not the other way around.