Debate user "RurkerHivemind" on if he deserves a virgin tradwife and being a nonce.

[Shig O'nella]

I'm a autistic black person. Not a fag.

Yes, I know. You said you were a nog three pages back.

That was a little thing we neurotypicals call a joke. Specifically in this case a call back to a very, very old joke.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Mr. Rurker is a Gunt guarder and has wished ill will against the Farms, I am revoking my life advice that was given to him. You shall live a life of continued misery for these actions.

He's cook of doom?

 

[Fraiser crane]

I really don't get the tradwife thing, virginity sex is fucking terrible and you're most likely going to be stuck with a wife and kid you despise.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

On another note, I'd like to know what makes him a pedo because according to the title he's one, but I couldn't find any post of him wanting to stuff 16 y/o full of cocks.
EDIT: Nevermind, he's a full on pedo.

Apologies chief, I would've corrected you sooner but I honestly thought you were being ironic. That line about "wanting to stuff 16 y/o full of cocks" was so hilariously dead-on that I thought you were cracking a joke.

 

[Celestine]

I just don't see women wanting to date dudes with disabilities. It's over according to some.

I wonder who else has that mindset? Do you suffer from trauma lumps, by chance?

 

[Broken Pussy]

32 actually.
The women I want to date ideally are young to mid 20s.
It just happens to be that a co-worker of mine was 16 and I have been feeling like shit for even thinking the thoughts of attraction towards her.

Would you say that your “ideal” woman is much younger than you are because you’re emotionally stunted, or do we have to say it for you? Because the only thing you should have in common with a twenty year old girl is basically nothing. When you graduated high school, a twenty year old girl was in the first grade. Just think about that. About how vastly different your life experiences should be.

And interacting with that is “ideal”? How? Unless you’re a manboy who wants to talk about, IDK, Kylie Jenner and whatever dance is popular on TikTok. Or is she not supposed to talk and have interests other than you? I gather that her sexual inexperience is so she won’t have anything to compare you to, which means she won’t find out until it’s too late that you don’t know what a clitoris is, long after she’s wasted her life and her precious virginity on someone like you.

I am baffled by the fact that not only do people like this man exist, they brag about themselves on the internet.

“I have high standards!”

Well, apparently, most of the women who meet you do, too, if you have such a hard time getting laid.

 

[IKOL]

i wonder why this guy cant get a gf

Debate user Dyn on stealing other kiwis' chicks both present and future.

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Damn I'm late to the party bus. But eh, this thread gives me hope and shows me that I have a better relationship front than somebody else, lol.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

Would you say that your “ideal” woman is much younger than you are because you’re emotionally stunted, or do we have to say it for you? Because the only thing you should have in common with a twenty year old girl is basically nothing. When you graduated high school, a twenty year old girl was in the first grade. Just think about that. About how vastly different your life experiences should be.

And interacting with that is “ideal”? How? Unless you’re a manboy who wants to talk about, IDK, Kylie Jenner and whatever dance is popular on TikTok. Or is she not supposed to talk and have interests other than you? I gather that her sexual inexperience is so she won’t have anything to compare you to, which means she won’t find out until it’s too late that you don’t know what a clitoris is, long after she’s wasted her life and her precious virginity on someone like you.

I am baffled by the fact that not only do people like this man exist, they brag about themselves on the internet.

“I have high standards!”

Well, apparently, most of the women who meet you do, too, if you have such a hard time getting laid.

I thought most girls don't consider their virginities precious at all and a lay is just a lay.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Debate user Dyn on stealing other kiwis' chicks both present and future.

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Damn I'm late to the party bus. But eh, this thread gives me hope and shows me that I have a better relationship front than somebody else, lol.

nah, only better than those 2 fucks which can't living like proper humans.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I thought most girls don't consider their virginities precious at all and a lay is just a lay.

You have, in addition to your other sterling qualities, an inability to recognize sarcasm.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I thought most girls don't consider their virginities precious at all and a lay is just a lay.

man, you actually talked to a woman in your entire life? virginity is just a phase, some women and even men are don't mind. Even losing it with a close friend can work because is a matter of trust and lust.

You have, in addition to your other sterling qualities, an inability to recognize sarcasm.

Oh, and that.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

I really don't get the tradwife thing, virginity sex is fucking terrible and you're most likely going to be stuck with a wife and kid you despise.

I don't see the value in sexual knowledge. It is kinda more of a personal connection unperverted by past experiences that are usually failures. i.e. less baggage.

man, you actually talked to a woman in your entire life? virginity is just a phase, some women and even men are don't mind. Even losing it with a close friend can work because is a matter of trust and lust.

Again,the person I lost mine to I thought was a close friend.

 

[DoorPost101]

Would you say that your “ideal” woman is much younger than you are because you’re emotionally stunted, or do we have to say it for you? Because the only thing you should have in common with a twenty year old girl is basically nothing. When you graduated high school, a twenty year old girl was in the first grade. Just think about that. About how vastly different your life experiences should be.

And interacting with that is “ideal”? How? Unless you’re a manboy who wants to talk about, IDK, Kylie Jenner and whatever dance is popular on TikTok. Or is she not supposed to talk and have interests other than you? I gather that her sexual inexperience is so she won’t have anything to compare you to, which means she won’t find out until it’s too late that you don’t know what a clitoris is, long after she’s wasted her life and her precious virginity on someone like you.

I am baffled by the fact that not only do people like this man exist, they brag about themselves on the internet.

“I have high standards!”

Well, apparently, most of the women who meet you do, too, if you have such a hard time getting laid.

I was about to say "Why is this here in the Beauty Parlor?" and then I clicked to a random page, saw your post, and now I understand.

OP, you're a creep, and any woman you sniff up is going to sense that. Do the world a favor and neck yourself before you fuck up some young girl who doesn't know any better.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Because the only thing you should have in common with a twenty year old girl is basically nothing.

"Should" is the keyword there. In reality, @RurkerHivemind and the 16 year old he's infatuated with have tons in common. They both live under their parents' roof, for one. They both work in a fast food joint, earning a paycheck that goes almost 100% towards toys and candy (what's a mortgage?). They both think they'll somehow spin the ephemeral consoomer shit that they were interested in when they were in their teens into an actual career. They both spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about high school drama. They both have basically zero relationship experience. They both...

 

[Grub]

Again,the person I lost mine to I thought was a close friend.

So, you lost your virginity to the girl who has nigger trains run on her?

 

[RurkerHivemind]

So, you lost your virginity to the girl who has nigger trains run on her?

Yeah. That was naive at my part to consider her wanting to settle down and quit the party life as something she seriously considered.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Again,the person I lost mine to I thought was a close friend.

When did this virginity loss occur? Was it yesterday?

 

[RurkerHivemind]

I was about to say "Why is this here in the Beauty Parlor?" and then I clicked to a random page, saw your post, and now I understand.

OP, you're a creep, and any woman you sniff up is going to sense that. Do the world a favor and neck yourself before you fuck up some young girl who doesn't know any better.

Yeah as if I can keep up a facade of a normal person long enough to get that close to any person in order to manipulate. You give me too much credit.

When did this virginity loss occur? Was it yesterday?

2018. April.

 

[Fraiser crane]

I don't see the value in sexual knowledge. It is kinda more of a personal connection unperverted by past experiences that are usually failures. i.e. less baggage.

Hilarious and hypocritical. With just a little bit of perhaps bitter introspection you'd realise this about your past experiences and failures - ie baggage.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Yeah. That was naive at my part to consider her wanting to settle down and quit the party life as something she seriously considered.

Considered, but she actually confirmed that to you?
Because i can consider hitting my head with the fucking asphalt but obviously i don't want to because that can create a problem related to my brain.