Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[MuppetSlaughter]

What allot of nothingness from team gout. I think Ralph should open a lawsuit against Vickers on Cyber Stocking key witnesses in discovery to get a statement from Pit Viper Salesman, Gout Guard n cheif.

 

[Internet Villain]

When did the diary get a copyright?

Believe it or not anything you write is automatically copyrighted unless you relinquish said rights legally. It's called "Penman's copyright." You can also register the copyright of pretty much anything written with copyright.gov for $60 flat and 10 minutes of your time if that.

So yes a diary fulla insane ramblings of a zoomer is copyrighted and can be held up in court.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph (to no ones surprise) got served at Ralphamania. The papers related to Gators signed statement which allows all his DM's of Ralph asking him to gayop Vickers after the established RO be entered into the court as evidence. In retaliation Ralph posted this:

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So what I'm guessing is a DM from Genius Anus to a Ralph sock puppet on Twitter is supposed to be proof that The Gunted Brain Trust has been running Ops for ages?

 

[Insanely Retarded]

So what I'm guessing is a DM from Genius Anus to a Ralph sock puppet on Twitter is supposed to be proof that The Gunted Brain Trust has been running Ops for ages?

The most interesting part of this (for me) is whether Sisco actually wanted to get away from Ralph and Vickers/Gator just blew his cover for no reason at all.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Matt Vickers is posting more court documents on his stream, most notably a recent filing from Ethan. In it, Ethan confirms that he is enrolled in anger management:

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and refers to Faith's interview about him as OFFENSIVE AND HATEFUL SPEECH:

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@theralph You're gonna manage that anger boy.

"Mother's incessant demands and requirements of me make it impossible to have even supervised visits with my young son"
Incessant demands? Like paying child support, keeping him away from pedos, being sober, actually supporting your son, and not just using him for twitter engagement?

Also; "requrest" another court doc submitted while drunk as fuck I guess.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The most interesting part of this (for me) is whether Sisco actually wanted to get away from Ralph and Vickers/Gator just blew his cover for no reason at all.

Sisco is wrapped up in this financially as we know they used Sisco's CC for the GuntaMania shirts with the frog on them. While it's possible that one week out he decided that he truly wanted to sever ties with The Gunt I seriously doubt it. Further, if Sisco really wanted to sever ties with The Gunt you'd think he'd have the mental acumen to come to Gator and Vickers with hat in hand bearing at least a promise of a gift or tale about The Gunt and not just go "Y'know, it's a week out from GuntaMania and I really think I want to keep this indie wrestling thing going but I want to drop The Gunt like a bad habit. I see you've done that recently and was wondering if you might have some pointers actually?"

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"Mother's incessant demands and requirements of me make it impossible to have even supervised visits with my young son"
Incessant demands? Like paying child support, keeping him away from pedos, being sober, actually supporting your son, and not just using him for twitter engagement?

Also; "requrest" another court doc submitted while drunk as fuck I guess.

Jesus Christ, Ralph.

Stop being such a sad and pathetic whiny little bish.

Take the "L" that was being served no less than 6 times LIVE AT RALPHAMANIA and walk away before your pathetically small dick gets repeatedly stomped on.

And the lies about "WE GAYOPPING THE GAYOPPERS!" used to be funny and we'd all get a good laugh out of it. It's not funny anymore. It's sad and pathetic. Like you.

You are moving from "laughing stock" to "pitiable".

 

[Internet Villain]

Sisco is wrapped up in this financially as we know they used Sisco's CC for the GuntaMania shirts with the frog on them. While it's possible that one week out he decided that he truly wanted to sever ties with The Gunt I seriously doubt it. Further, if Sisco really wanted to sever ties with The Gunt you'd think he'd have the mental acumen to come to Gator and Vickers with hat in hand bearing at least a promise of a gift or tale about The Gunt and not just go "Y'know, it's a week out from GuntaMania and I really think I want to keep this indie wrestling thing going but I want to drop The Gunt like a bad habit. I see you've done that recently and was wondering if you might have some pointers actually?"


Jesus Christ, Ralph.

Stop being such a sad and pathetic whiny little bish.

Take the "L" that was being served no less than 6 times LIVE AT RALPHAMANIA and walk away before your pathetically small dick gets repeatedly stomped on.

And the lies about "WE GAYOPPING THE GAYOPPERS!" used to be funny and we'd all get a good laugh out of it. It's not funny anymore. It's sad and pathetic. Like you.

You are moving from "laughing stock" to "pitiable"

The fact that vickers or gator thought this was real was the dumbest shit ever. Seriously. Why do you need tips on how to punt the gunt. Just block his phone number and stop answering his DMs. It's not that hard. Shit I don't even talk to most of my friends for months because big shock... I have a life outside of the internet or work place.

Imagine being so terminally online that you can't figure out how to ghost Ethan Ralph who lives in Mexico and not next door lol

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Sisco is wrapped up in this financially as we know they used Sisco's CC for the GuntaMania shirts with the frog on them. While it's possible that one week out he decided that he truly wanted to sever ties with The Gunt I seriously doubt it. Further, if Sisco really wanted to sever ties with The Gunt you'd think he'd have the mental acumen to come to Gator and Vickers with hat in hand bearing at least a promise of a gift or tale about The Gunt and not just go "Y'know, it's a week out from GuntaMania and I really think I want to keep this indie wrestling thing going but I want to drop The Gunt like a bad habit. I see you've done that recently and was wondering if you might have some pointers actually?"

The guy doesn't seem particularly bright, so I can buy "I'm gonna ask these people how to protect myself", I can also buy that after deciding months ago to set up a wrestling event with Ralph as a serious endeavor, but then being left to deal with every single aspect of it (except promoting the tickets) by himself (while Ralph does more harm than good, manages to get the belt and merch destroyed with his antics, etc.), the guy finally decided that it might be a good idea to distance himself if he wants to take the wrestling thing seriously, which he seems to do. Besides it's not a question of if but when he will distance himself from Ralph.

All that said, it would not surprise me in the least if it were an op, at the same time Ralph is extremely bad at running ops. Who knows, all these people are idiots. I just find the idea that the guy is sincere/Vickers and Gator blowing his cover without reason to be funnier than the alternative of it being an op but I know the chance of it being real is not great since Sisco seems to have taken Gator's place as Ralph's gimp (after bibble).

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Serving legal papers to Ethan Ralph every time he places a trotter on US soil, has the potential to surpass the attempts to locate and capture Shia LaBeouf's ridiculous #HWNDU flags.

Presumably when Ralph defends his bowling title in May there will be even more precautions taken, and even more redneck ninjas on duty, to protect him from being served for whatever legal nonsense he becomes embroiled in between then and now. In response, the attempts to manoeuvre legal papers into his eyeline will become ever more ingenious, or at least that's what I am hoping will happen. It's an arms race fuelled by hollerin' and the dad rage of girls who were defiled by the Gunt's stubby penis.

 

[Jack Awful]

Serving legal papers to Ethan Ralph every time he places a trotter on US soil, has the potential to surpass the attempts to locate and capture Shia LaBeouf's ridiculous #HWNDU flags.

Presumably when Ralph defends his bowling title in May there will be even more precautions taken, and even more redneck ninjas on duty, to protect him from being served for whatever legal nonsense he becomes embroiled in between then and now. In response, the attempts to manoeuvre legal papers into his eyeline will become ever more ingenious, or at least that's what I am hoping will happen. It's an arms race fuelled by hollerin' and the dad rage of girls who were defiled by the Gunt's stubby penis.

A-Logs are gonna start handing him packets of paper that says "gunt" over and over again to emulate serving him any time he's in America.

 

[AltisticRight]

A baby has incessant demands and a mother's instincts is to fulfill them while protecting the baby.

Did Ethan Ralph only find out how babies fucking work? He's just mad because he can't prop Xander up for twitter pictures.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

A baby has incessant demands and a mother's instincts is to fulfill them while protecting the baby.

Did Ethan Ralph only find out how babies fucking work? He's just mad because he can't prop Xander up for twitter pictures.

It's so insane to me that he would submit this to the court like the judge can't see her demands. He's legitimately retarded if thinks saying "demanding I support my son financially, not plaster him all over social media, keep him away from people who expressed their attraction to depictions of children being raped, and show up sober are crazy requirements to expect of me!" will somehow gain favor from the judge. I can't believe his lawyer lets him submit this shit.

 

[SargonF00t]

It's so insane to me that he would submit this to the court like the judge can't see her demands. He's legitimately retarded if thinks saying "demanding I support my son financially, not plaster him all over social media, keep him away from people who expressed their attraction to depictions of children being raped, and show up sober are crazy requirements to expect of me!" will somehow gain favor from the judge. I can't believe his lawyer lets him submit this shit.

That might be why his lawyer dropped his fat arse.

 

[break these cuffs]

A-Logs are gonna start handing him packets of paper that says "gunt" over and over again to emulate serving him any time he's in America.

I want to see drone footage of the Bog Hog getting vogged by court summons and restraining orders at the next event. He said the bowling alley guy is going to put on an outdoor event in May. Whoever does it needs to play that Ukrainian wanka stanka track overtop of the footage, too.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I want to see drone footage of the Bog Hog getting vogged by court summons and restraining orders at the next event. He said the bowling alley guy is going to put on an outdoor event in May. Whoever does it needs to play that Ukrainian wanka stanka track overtop of the footage, too.

It rains almost every day in Dallas in May. Feels like it anyway.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

The guy doesn't seem particularly bright, so I can buy "I'm gonna ask these people how to protect myself", I can also buy that after deciding months ago to set up a wrestling event with Ralph as a serious endeavor, but then being left to deal with every single aspect of it (except promoting the tickets) by himself (while Ralph does more harm than good, manages to get the belt and merch destroyed with his antics, etc.), the guy finally decided that it might be a good idea to distance himself if he wants to take the wrestling thing seriously, which he seems to do. Besides it's not a question of if but when he will distance himself from Ralph.

All that said, it would not surprise me in the least if it were an op, at the same time Ralph is extremely bad at running ops. Who knows, all these people are idiots. I just find the idea that the guy is sincere/Vickers and Gator blowing his cover without reason to be funnier than the alternative of it being an op but I know the chance of it being real is not great since Sisco seems to have taken Gator's place as Ralph's gimp (after bibble).

The way I'm looking at it is doing this literally only days before the event seems a bit late and thus a bit sus.

 

[Keranu]

It's so insane to me that he would submit this to the court like the judge can't see her demands. He's legitimately retarded if thinks saying "demanding I support my son financially, not plaster him all over social media, keep him away from people who expressed their attraction to depictions of children being raped, and show up sober are crazy requirements to expect of me!" will somehow gain favor from the judge. I can't believe his lawyer lets him submit this shit.

Ralph's legal docs are kino and don't get brought up enough. He treats them as if he were writing for his emo girl blogsite, except with even poorer grammar and spelling and filled with pencil typos. The lover of the written word.

He wastes so much space self aggrandizing, like Chris Chan does, promises he has tons of evidence, and can not get to the god damn point. It's obvious he's never made a real resume in his life because he doesn't know how to make clean, easy writing for quick reading.

I heard someone recently make a hilarious point that even Chris Chan has more employment history than Ralph. For that matter Chris also has a diploma in his possession.

 

[MeltyTW]

Matt Vickers is posting more court documents on his stream, most notably a recent filing from Ethan. In it, Ethan confirms that he is enrolled in anger management:

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the rogue cursor is from on the stream, not on my end

and refers to Faith's interview about him as OFFENSIVE AND HATEFUL SPEECH:

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@theralph You're gonna manage that anger boy.

can ralph claim he was the victim of assaults in a legal context when iirc neither of those were prosecuted or legally recognized? also i wonder fucking why no one believes your promise ralph? its almost like posting your son onto cow and going smugly "prove 100 percent its me gaylawgs" was actually fucking retarded.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I heard someone recently make a hilarious point that even Chris Chan has more employment history than Ralph. For that matter Chris also has a diploma in his possession.

It's very true, chris chan and kingcobrajfs both have been employed longer than Ralph. He's such a moron considering he considers himself a "trained courtroom operator" that shit he submits will instantly ruin any favor he might garner with the judge. If he actually cared about that kid he would have opened a savings account for xander, and sent faith money orders for child support before he was court ordered, sent birthday gifts/christmas gifts and saved all receipts. That's what a judge wants to see, if he showed the judge the bank records, and all receipts he would have maybe even gotten shared custody despite being an alcoholic sex offender felon.

 

[Sperglord666]

Believe it or not anything you write is automatically copyrighted unless you relinquish said rights legally. It's called "Penman's copyright." You can also register the copyright of pretty much anything written with copyright.gov for $60 flat and 10 minutes of your time if that.

So yes a diary fulla insane ramblings of a zoomer is copyrighted and can be held up in court.

What will the damages even be for something that's not published?