Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

lol ok well thats not them dictating your coverage you silly fuck. thats you skimping on your coverage and carrying liability or whatever the minimum coverage is in your state. i do think some states dictate you have to carry full coverage on like teenagers and shit but your fucking cars finance company cant tell you shit. thats retarded.
I said banks require you to have full coverage. It's built into the terms of the loan.
Does "dictate' mean something else near the Mason Dixon ?
 
Jannies, can we restrict this thread to prevent retards who only give shit legal takes from posting? The internet is already rife with 16 year olds giving legal advice and I don’t need to see it on Karen Farms. Anyone who says “hahaha he faces 1 year in jail for this” and “this will definitely result in the suspended sentence getting picked up” and “dude he doesn’t have a license he showed his passport, LOL P W N E D!!!!” should at the bare minimum be thread banned.
No, they're all on topic discussion. I thought about ridding the Nissan shit but I don't care that much, Ralph has a shitbox Nissan and he should be ripped to shreds for financing a car he obviously cannot afford.

Speculating about the sentencing and asking questions because many of us aren't in Burgerland isn't the same as political advice.
 
No, they're all on topic discussion. I thought about ridding the Nissan shit but I don't care that much, Ralph has a shitbox Nissan and he should be ripped to shreds for financing a car he obviously cannot afford.

Speculating about the sentencing and asking questions because many of us aren't in Burgerland isn't the same as political advice.
People aren’t asking questions though. Idiots are declaring things trivially false to be true, and other idiots repeat it because they are idiots.

For the retards here:
No, Ralph is not going to prison for 1 year.
No, this almost definitely will not affect his suspended sentence.
Yes, you should typically carry your license with you, but if you don’t have it they can look you up in the system very easily. The worst thing that will happen in this case is you go to the courthouse by a certain date and show your id, or if you lost it, they compel you to get a replacement. Not having your fucking license with you isn’t driving with no license you goddammit fucking idiots. Now fucking hat me
 
I said banks require you to have full coverage. It's built into the terms of the loan.
Does "dictate' mean something else near the Mason Dixon ?
yeh it means that no one in the history of the world has had a car repo'd for lapsing insurance. if that was the case every nigger on the road with a dodge challenger you see zoom'ing around would be chasing tow trucks.
 
People aren’t asking questions though. Idiots are declaring things trivially false to be true, and other idiots repeat it because they are idiots.

For the retards here:
No, Ralph is not going to prison for 1 year.
No, this almost definitely will not affect his suspended sentence.
Yes, you should typically carry your license with you, but if you don’t have it they can look you up in the system very easily. The worst thing that will happen in this case is you go to the courthouse by a certain date and show your id, or if you lost it, they compel you to get a replacement. Not having your fucking license with you isn’t driving with no license you goddammit fucking idiots. Now fucking hat me
No idea about burgerland but this seems like it depends on the state. In Abostralia, a passport cannot act as a licence, the cops won't give a shit about who and where you are in the system. Usually though, they'll accept a photo if you're cool with it, they look you up and you're clean. Everyone forgets their wallets, or in Ralph's case, his purse.
 
People aren’t asking questions though. Idiots are declaring things trivially false to be true, and other idiots repeat it because they are idiots.

For the retards here:
No, Ralph is not going to prison for 1 year.
No, this almost definitely will not affect his suspended sentence.
Yes, you should typically carry your license with you, but if you don’t have it they can look you up in the system very easily. The worst thing that will happen in this case is you go to the courthouse by a certain date and show your id, or if you lost it, they compel you to get a replacement. Not having your fucking license with you isn’t driving with no license you goddammit fucking idiots. Now fucking hat me
Nobody said he's driving without a license, at least not in these recent pages. We're saying he risks getting his license suspended because of his reckless driving charge. The charge he has a court date for is the same "level" of crime as his revenge porn conviction, so it's not unreasonable to speculate that getting a class 1 misdemeanor not even six months after your previous conviction for one would violate the suspension.
 
no its not "simple as". repo companies wont pull a truck back unless its for nonpayment. finance companies cant dictate your level of coverage unless maryland has some magic law im not aware of. as long as they get their money they couldnt give a single shit what kind of coverage you carry.
What are you talking about Maryland? He's in Virginia. No car company is going to give you a free car to wreck and not have it insured. It is a blatant violation of your financing agreement not to do so and they can then revoke the agreement. You then no longer have a right to the car and it can be immediately repossessed.

Have you ever even financed a car?

And here's the "magic law" you fucking retard

"Property Insurance: A motor vehicle title lender may require you to purchase or maintain property insurance for your motor vehicle. However, a motor vehicle title lender cannot require you to purchase or maintain property insurance from or through a particular provider or list of providers."
 
I've never seen an auto loan nor lease that doesn't require insurance and full coverage at that. I can't imagine a bank ever taking that liability.

The same could be said of mortgages.

I predict Ralph won't see significant jail time for this nor will his suspended sentence come into play. He'll certainly have to eat a hefty fine.

The timing is certainly interesting in light of his moving saga. I still think there's more going on.
 
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I've never seen an auto loan nor lease that doesn't require insurance and full coverage at that. I can't imagine a bank ever taking that liability.

The same could be said of mortgages.

I predict Ralph won't see significant jail time for this nor will his suspended sentence come into play. He'll certainly have to eat a hefty fine.

The timing is certainly interesting in light of his moving saga. I still think there's more going on.
IMO it depends on if his previous ticket earlier in the year keeps him from pleading down. Courts still aren't really keen to jail people over the small stuff right now, but he's already on thin ice with a suspended sentence, and I don't know if you can be on two suspended sentences simultaneously that were judged consecutively. I think there's a real chance he has to spend the rest of his sentence in lockup: A realer chance than there was with the revenge porn because he's already on a suspended sentence. If he can plea down he'll be on the thinnest ice he's managed since being out of jail the first time + he might lose the truck, which would leave him dependent on Neigh who might not even be there anymore. I'd also just find it really funny if something as mundane as speeding is what finally broke the camel's back.
 
What are you talking about Maryland? He's in Virginia. No car company is going to give you a free car to wreck and not have it insured. It is a blatant violation of your financing agreement not to do so and they can then revoke the agreement. You then no longer have a right to the car and it can be immediately repossessed.

Have you ever even financed a car?

And here's the "magic law" you fucking retard

"Property Insurance: A motor vehicle title lender may require you to purchase or maintain property insurance for your motor vehicle. However, a motor vehicle title lender cannot require you to purchase or maintain property insurance from or through a particular provider or list of providers."
keep up retard. no one ever said you could drive around without insurance (hint: you can, but its not legal) i said the finance company wouldnt repo a car for not carrying insurance.
 
Keep up retard. There are absolutely states where you can legally drive without insurance.

You need to pay $500 annually to drive without insurance in Virginia.
Also, you typically cannot drive a financed car without insurance. The bank will just repossess it or force a new policy on you. And, if you stop paying on that new policy (or in Ralph's case, the new policy rejects his ass for having an accident claim and a reckless driving charge in the same year), they take the car back. It's entirely possible he's moved to hide from a repo guy lol.
 
You need to pay $500 annually to drive without insurance in Virginia.
Also, you typically cannot drive a financed car without insurance. The bank will just repossess it or force a new policy on you. And, if you stop paying on that new policy (or in Ralph's case, the new policy rejects his ass for having an accident claim and a reckless driving charge in the same year), they take the car back. It's entirely possible he's moved to hide from a repo guy lol.
I think you responded to the wrong person, I didn't dispute any of that.
 
Hello friend, you appear to be uneducated about how a Ralphemale drives when there's a 9 month pregnant woman on the passenger seat.


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Wow, I didn't realize my disdain for Ralph could achieve another level but here we go. Ralphs fucking lucky that Trucker didn't run him off the road.
 
Jannies, can we restrict this thread to prevent retards who only give shit legal takes from posting? The internet is already rife with 16 year olds giving legal advice and I don’t need to see it on Karen Farms. Anyone who says “hahaha he faces 1 year in jail for this” and “this will definitely result in the suspended sentence getting picked up” and “dude he doesn’t have a license he showed his passport, LOL P W N E D!!!!” should at the bare minimum be thread banned.
Nigga close your eyes
 
Ralph needs to have his license suspended if not outright revoked. He is a genuine danger to other road users with how recklessly he drives, and clearly has no intention of changing no matter how times he gets pulled into court over it.
Frankly, it‘s a miracle he hasn’t killed anyone yet, but if he carries on like this he inevitably will.
 
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If I remember right gunty was caught by viewers driving under the influence on stream just recently. Maybe someone can send the footage to the court, it can help them making an opinion about the pig driving ethics.
In eurofagsland when you get caught speeding 40km/h+ over the speed limit they automatically suspend your license. You are not allowed to drive home. AND they test you for alcohol and drugs, always. There's no way the pig wasn't positive for something. Did I missed something here? Are you not testing road criminals in the US?
 
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keep up retard. no one ever said you could drive around without insurance (hint: you can, but its not legal) i said the finance company wouldnt repo a car for not carrying insurance.
Yeah I have financed a few cars and more then a few times I have lapsed on my insurance for a couple months. When the finance company finds out they will send you a letter usually saying hey you need full coverage. Never had a car taken for it tho. You definitely need it when you are financing the car to begin with.
 
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