Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[Cad an Hell]

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

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LOLyer Larry took one look at the Gunt and noped right out of that case. When even the court-appointed LOLyer won’t defend you, that’s a pretty clear indication that your case is fucked.

Gunt’s either going to have to pony up another $15k to get LOLyer Jennifer Grainger started on this case or attempt to act as his own attorney.

 

[Null]

I AM TRYING TO SAVE CHILDREN PLEASE DO NOT APPOINT ME TO THE GUNT I DON'T DESERVE THIS

 

[SpergioLeonne]

LOLyer Larry took one look at the Gunt and noped right out of that case. When even the court-appointed LOLyer won’t defend you, that’s a pretty clear indication that you’re case is fucked.

Also probably a bad sign that he thinks it’s going to be “very involved and very time intensive”

 

[Jack Awful]

LOLyer Larry took one look at the Gunt and noped right out of that case. When even the court-appointed LOLyer won’t defend you, that’s a pretty clear indication that you’re case is fucked.

Gunt’s either going to have to pony up another $15k to get LOLyer Jennifer Grainger started on this case or attempt to act as his own attorney.

Ralph is too much of a pussy to handle all the excitement, sex, and free drugs of representing yourself in a court of law

 

[MeltyTW]

I had no idea an appointed attorney could even leave you lol, I assumed it was to prevent unpopular people accused of heinous shit to not be left without

 

[FamicomGorby]

When will Ralph just finally say fuck it and go full sovereign citizen? Then he can holler in court and say "ACKTUALLY JUDGE IT'S YOU WHO'S ON TRIAL, I DEMAND THIS ADMIRALTY COURT BE DISMISSED!"

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I had no idea an appointed attorney could even leave you lol, I assumed it was to prevent unpopular people accused of heinous shit to not be left without

Even those people would want to be helpful to their own case instead of going “lol doxed” to their lawyer

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Looks to me like Jennifer Granger told him to GTFO as soon as possible.

 

[Cad an Hell]

When will Ralph just finally say fuck it and go full sovereign citizen? Then he can holler in court and say "ACKTUALLY JUDGE IT'S YOU WHO'S ON TRIAL, I DEMAND THIS ADMIRALTY COURT BE DISMISSED!"

I think at this stage he's just going to disengage from the process entirely and fail to appear.

Bench warrant arc incoming!

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Also probably a bad sign that he thinks it’s going to be “very involved and very time intensive”

Hence why Gunt’s usual LOLyer, Jennifer Grainger, told him she wanted $15k up-front to take the case. It’s a ton of work for a LOLyer AND a guaranteed loser of a case in the end.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

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Imagine being a normalfag and having the obligation to learn everything on this board from scratch dumped on your desk. Funny stuff.

Surprised Vickers isn't using the leaks against him already. Ralph's answer to "Where'd all the money go?" is that it's in his bank account.
So he's caught between having to admit he's a broke bitch or having bigger financial obligations, like not having a right to free attorneys

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I know it sounds like I might be joking but I'm not. Who here thinks Ralph tried to cut a deal with her about getting a discount if he promoted her on the Killstream?

Maybe it's the artfag in me, but he seems absolutely the sort to try and pay people in "exposure."

"Don't you get it? I'm a big influencer on the internet, baby! One shoutout from me gets your name in front of millions thousands of eyes! I mean, come on lady!"

 

[Beavis]

Ralph is going to spend most of that 40k he claims to have saved for the compound if he wants to stay out of hot water.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Imagine being a normalfag and having the obligation to learn everything on this board from scratch dumped on your desk. Funny stuff.

Surprised Vickers isn't using the leaks against him already. Ralph's answer to "Where'd all the money go?" is that it's in his bank account.
So he's caught between having to admit he's a broke bitch or having bigger financial obligations, like not having a right to free attorneys

I also wonder how the court would assess his finances if they show a big enough INCOME but no BALANCE in the accounts.

Probably the worst of all worlds, where he gets charged at max rates.

I’m not specifically sure about CA, but generally Public Defenders aren’t free; they assess what they think you can pay, assign the PD and bill you.

 

[Telemeter]

When will Ralph just finally say fuck it and go full sovereign citizen? Then he can holler in court and say "ACKTUALLY JUDGE IT'S YOU WHO'S ON TRIAL, I DEMAND THIS ADMIRALTY COURT BE DISMISSED!"

He kinda already is there.

Remember the Ralphabomber incident.

"Sir, you are the owner of that truck and we want to talk to you"

"Am ah being detained?"

"Yes"

*wasted*

The only reason he plays along is because he knows he's toeing the line as it is.

He is probably just going to start missing the court dates and hope it all just goes away while he hides in Mexico.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Maybe it's the artfag in me, but he seems absolutely the sort to try and pay people in "exposure."

"Don't you get it? I'm a big influencer on the internet, baby! One shoutout from me gets your name in front of millions thousands of eyes! I mean, come on lady!"

He legitimately just tried to do it 2 days ago when trying to book a hotel room.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Ralph is going to spend most of that 40k he claims to have saved for the compound if he wants to stay out of hot water.

He doesn’t have any $40k. If he did, he’d have paid the $15k and retained his usual attorney for the Vickers contempt case

He’s tapped out, flat-broke. His regular LOLyer sent him an email asking for $700 he owes her plus another $4k just to keep working on the Faith vs Gunt case. So that means he’s got to come up with $19.7 to LOLyer Grainger ASAP.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Maybe it's the artfag in me, but he seems absolutely the sort to try and pay people in "exposure."

"Don't you get it? I'm a big influencer on the internet, baby! One shoutout from me gets your name in front of millions thousands of eyes! I mean, come on lady!"

"oh great. How many twitter followers do you have?"

 

[Truly Rural]

Ralph is going to spend most of that 40k he claims to have saved for the compound if he wants to stay out of hot water.

In the light of latest tweets the 40k for compound sounds even more ridiculous. That lawyer has more cases than Ralph has tweeter subs. I'm glad he bailed, imagine distracting and obstructing him from representing theeze kiiiiiddzz