Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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AnOminous said:
Or maybe it is, at least from what it's called: CURP (Unique Population Registry Code). I guess it's ambiguous enough he could think that, but if he's having to leave the country and come back, that sure doesn't sound like it. Would you drive to Belize and back if you didn't have to?

I'd like more information on this really. It could be he's recently got his actual card.
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This is CURP registry, if I understand it right CURP number by itself is not proof of residency, but is used to obtain residency among other Gov services. This number should be on any visa he is staying on in Mx, but we don't know if it's temp residency or what. Also, any residency doc will be green. Probably just registered foreigner. It seems like red CURP card is for migrants and should have some expiration date on it, while green ones are for proper citizens.
But Doc is real, you can check it on site. He claimed he went to Belize to re-import his car; not himself. He also went alone, not with May and Rozy. I have no clue what his status is, and most likely he doesn't know either. He just knew his car was about to be confiscated. LOL

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Truly Rural said:
But Doc is real, you can check it on site. He claimed he went to Belize to re-import his car; not himself.
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Yeah, I saw it. And that's I suppose because of the registration?

Anyway if he's a temporary resident he can stay four years. No need to come back. He wouldn't have immediately started as an actual resident, but various sites say it takes as little as four weeks, so it's possible he is one, although if he is it shows they have pretty low standards in importing foreign criminals.
 
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AnOminous said:
Would you drive to Belize and back if you didn't have to?
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That was over the truck. He had to leave Mexico and reenter to try to regularize its status. He said that they almost didn't let him cross the border with the truck and he almost had to abandon the truck at the border, but they allowed him to buy Mexican insurance there or something and let him cross.

I'm pretty sure he's a Mexican temporary resident. Doesn't the "4 years" matches up with the duration he's said he doesn't have to return to the United States for?
 
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AnOminous said:
Naw, they like doing it slow and taking video.
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Could veteran cartel torturers gaze upon the naked deformed body of Ethan Ralph without throwing up a little? Could they retain enough composure to get to work? They might try to get out of a long torture session by just slaughtering him halal style and then feeding him to pigs.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
I'm pretty sure he's a Mexican temporary resident. Doesn't the "4 years" matches up with the duration he's said he doesn't have to return to the United States for?
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If he got the dates right, I'm going to have to guess he probably did get the status. I doubt he'd know that on his own without someone telling it to him.
 
Sheryl Nome said:
I'm thinking were back.

Is Ralph gonna get murdered by the cartel?
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He's now mixing 20mg of Xanax with alcohol. He's going to kill himself unless he gets rehabilitation.

Tiger Jack said:
Could Ralph be considered a flight risk? He’s already fled to Mexico technically.
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Yes. Imagine sitting next to him. His body odour, gelatinous gunt and constant hollering at his phone because SneedChat lives rent free in his head.
You'd want the plane to fly into the nearest tall structure, or just nosedive into the abyss below.
 
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God, this is such a shitshow. There's some saying that goes something like "a man who represents himself has a fool for a lawyer" or something like that.

Ralph doesn't know when to object (which probably isn't much of a problem in family court), but most importantly he doesn't know how to navigate the legal system or what he needs to be fighting for, or what he needs to be filing. He is going to get absolutely raped in court and it's going to be hilarious. The Vickers lawyer could easily be doing these 4D maneuvers and get him absolutely fucked and the piggy won't know that it's happening or what to do.
 
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Ethan representing himself is gold. The way Ethan reacts to any criticism or command, this whole thing is a beautiful disaster waiting to happen. Ralph comes from a long line of white trash wiggers, and as tradition, he will argue with a judge until he's given a lengthy sentence in the county jail for contempt of court. He seems to think that he's gotten some kind of second hand law degree from watching his lawyer work. Like a retard that thinks he can learn Kung Fu by watching Jackie Chan movies.

Happy St. Patrick's Day Ralph, good fuckin luck.
 
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