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From Ralph's twitter thread:
He is going to fucking use AI to write his legal documents. Amazing!
He is going to fucking use AI to write his legal documents. Amazing!
Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs
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This is literally the last South Park episode.
Imagine defending yourself in court hungover. Now imagine you’re Ethan Ralph, and in the depths of a Xanax and alcohol bender. I can’t wait.
joshua moon nigger monkey
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Ok, so I could be mistaken because what he says is kind of ambiguous. Wells Fargo would have a lien regardless if he defaulted or not but the way he talks about it destroying his credit makes me think he defaulted.
From his stream on 2023-02-23
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He's talking about if he hadn't been allowed to return to Mexico with the truck he was going to abandon it in Belize and default on the loan, but that's not what happened, he was able to get Mexican insurance at the border and drive it back.
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Given's Ralph's wigger nature, we all know he'll try argue with a judge. But I wonder if he somehow manages to attend the trial over Zoom (if he does at all) if it'll make him double down on his Wigger mature and brag that they that can't drag him to a US Prison.
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I hope he does this because it would be a very interesting use case for GPT-3.
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Gunt Pillhead Typewriter
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It's a smart move. Do you trust Ralph more than the AI? Best decision he's made in a while TBH
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I specifically hope Ralph starts making legal arguments he doesn't understand using a program of questionable at best utility to auto-generate a scripted oral argument. I would love to see him receive even an ounce of pushback and have to start improv-ing responses to the Court and the other lawyers like a Sovereign Citizen.
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Why doesnt he just ask the Gunt board to write his defense for him? There are alot of folks around here who remember his actions better than he does (especially since the Pillstream Epoch began).
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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Come on Ralph!
Your credit was already shot to hell! Pantsu's too!
This is why friends don't let friends take 5x their prescribed dosage of Xanax along with copious amounts of Modelo, excuse me "Moredelo", and who knows how much other hard liquor and drugs.
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We should write it one word at a time. I’ll start: Niggers
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Sounds like a fun off-topic thread idea.
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Ralph, I would never recommend someone act as their own legal representative, it's just a bad idea, especially if that someone is YOU. Vickers' lawyer will manhandle you, twist your arm behind your back, bend you over and fuck yoir ass, legally speaking. However, I know I'm just some dumb kiwifarmer and according to your own mealy-mouthed self, you've spent more time in a court room than Nicky Rackets.
Despite that, I thought I would offer you some kino advice for how to handle yourself in a courtroom, so that dirty heeb that Mat hired doesn't jew circles around you..... very big circles, cause your fat. Lately, YT has been feeding me videos of legal experts applying their knowledge to the detriment of the magistrate. Here's a few things I picked up on while watching these pure scholars craft their amazing arguments.
1. Never admit to who you are. If they ask if your name is Ethan Oliver Ralph, aka the Hog Man of West Memphis, aka The Horse Hollerer, aka Mini Me Ethan with his wee little willy, give every answer you can to say yes without saying yes.
2. Immediately start challenging the jurisdiction of the court, and continue to do so until the judge flies into a blind rage. Then it'll be easier to appeal. Okay, Darrell Brooks is sitting in prison right now cause he didn't make the judge angry enough.
3. Don't believe the judge when they tell you they're going to hold you in contempt of court. It's Cali Ralph, nothing but a bunch of softy, left-wing bleeding heart liberals. Once you tell them that you voted for Obama, they'll release you immediately
4. If all else fails, just scream that you do not consent. #Metoo the shit out of both prosecutor and the judge.
Go get em champ.
Despite that, I thought I would offer you some kino advice for how to handle yourself in a courtroom, so that dirty heeb that Mat hired doesn't jew circles around you..... very big circles, cause your fat. Lately, YT has been feeding me videos of legal experts applying their knowledge to the detriment of the magistrate. Here's a few things I picked up on while watching these pure scholars craft their amazing arguments.
1. Never admit to who you are. If they ask if your name is Ethan Oliver Ralph, aka the Hog Man of West Memphis, aka The Horse Hollerer, aka Mini Me Ethan with his wee little willy, give every answer you can to say yes without saying yes.
2. Immediately start challenging the jurisdiction of the court, and continue to do so until the judge flies into a blind rage. Then it'll be easier to appeal. Okay, Darrell Brooks is sitting in prison right now cause he didn't make the judge angry enough.
3. Don't believe the judge when they tell you they're going to hold you in contempt of court. It's Cali Ralph, nothing but a bunch of softy, left-wing bleeding heart liberals. Once you tell them that you voted for Obama, they'll release you immediately
4. If all else fails, just scream that you do not consent. #Metoo the shit out of both prosecutor and the judge.
Go get em champ.
Tiny Chinaman
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Drug addled mind of a man who is in a perpetual black out state < 15 year old female mind