Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

[Shirō Ishii]

Well Derich, you finally did it. You've achieved what few DSP fans have been able to achieve and that's being so autistic that you've made it to the Big Leagues here on the farms. I could give him a bio but Nigel did a great one already, so here it is

And since we've no place to go
Let's just dox, let's just dox, let's just dox

Hey Derich glad you could join us.

Name: Derich Ip
Nickname: Derichloveslemur Derichloveswwe Derichlovescanada Derichlovesraptors
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada / Markham, Canada
Birth date: 12 JAN 2002
High school: Kennedy Public School
College: York University
Work or whatever: Air Cadets 351, Silver Star Squadron

351 Silver Star Squadron - Unionville

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008162467451

YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCWDhOmBgkIRobdU4iNc6Rlg

Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/derichloveswwe?lang=en

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/derichlovescanada/?hl=en

https://www.instagram.com/derichlovesaircadets/
Archive:

Random sites:

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Couldn't find a good dox of Derich, so I made one. Have fun and dig further if you want.
Dude is a child, and Phil really likes him, because Phil is a child entertainer.

Again to all his fans, if you ever commented in his chat on Twitch, ever interacted with his Twitter, you can win my raffle. Going after everyone that supports this con artist, not just paypigs.

See you later Derich!

Derich isn't just a retard, he's a coomer who 24/7 has to post about porn.....on his public profile. So when he's not talking to his Gout Father, he's tweeting at jail-bait thots (and dudes, Derich doesn't discriminate) and tweeting about his favorite porn scenes

Spoiler: Some of Derich's twitter exploits

Derich is very inclusive! Having a dick does not bother Derich when it "cums" to his daily fapping

Big ups to Derich Watch for keeping us up to date on this retards sexual exploits!

In addition to this, Derich had a youtube playlist of "cute little girls" which has since been deleted.

Spoiler: Some of Derich's youtube playlists with the one showing his affinity for little girls

Oh yeah, he applied to working at his local Toys 'R' Us......because why buy a van with bags of candy when you can just work at a toy store?

Spoiler: Derich Singing the Pokémon Sinnoh Theme Song

Spoiler: Anonymouse's video on Derich

This whole video by AnonyMouse is an autistic Gold Mine. It's just him going through Derich's youtube videos. So here are the highlights which I've found to have stuck out:

"Dare Share" straight up cannot pronounce the "TH" sound in English. Three is pronounced as "free" and "This" is "dis". Dare Share is confirmed to be something he calls himself as his name is "Derich" (Derish) Ip as he pronounces it like that: Derich pronouncing his name

If there was any doubt that his twitter account is not his, then how he talks in this video should prove that to the rest. He talks just like how he writes, he gives shoutouts to random people and the only way that it's not him is if some troll has mastered his schedule and his writing style similar to how DSP claims that DownFromTheRafters is not his account.

At 53:20, you can find this gem. Derich also likes black people as much as his Goutfather Dave does.

At 54:00, he comments that "I like her sexy outfit".....Derich was cooming before he started twitter posting. He chooses "Wii Fit Studio" as the stage

Derich is responsible for DSP's colored fan art, which is inspired by Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

Spoiler: Derich coomer posts part 1

Spoiler: Derich coomer posts part 2

Spoiler: Derich coomer posts part 3

Spoiler: Derich wrestling posts

Post mentioning Derich getting his G1 license

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/post-4824488

Spoiler

Spoiler: List of things which Derich has coomed to

1. Asians
2. Whites
3. Mexicans
4. Blacks
5. Skinny Girls
6. Fat Girls
7. Innocent Girls
8. Tattooed Girls
9. Solo
10. Gangbangs
11. Incest
12. Dildos
13. Blondes
14. Brunettes
15. Redheads
16. Cross-eyed Chicks
17. Dudes with Big Dicks
18. Ugly Dudes
19. Old Women
20. Old Men
21. Barely Legal Chicks
22. Barely Legal Dudes
23. Fat Dudes
24. Trannys
25. Feet
26. Bondage
27. Piss Drinking
28. Anal Piss Drinking
29. Arm Pit Licking
30. Prolapsed Rectums
31. Rhabdophilia (pleasure in getting hit and humiliated)
32. Costume Sex
33. Anal Sex
34. Ass Eating
35. Lesbians
36. Threesomes
37. Blowjobs
38. Vomit
39. Spanking
40. Cat Girls
41. School Girls
42. Girls taking a piss
43. Girls with pierced vaginas
44. BDSM
45. Eating food out of someone else's asshole
46. Coprophilia
47. Emetophilia
48. Pregnant women
49. Women covered in blood
50. Girls Vomiting into people's mouths
51. Women with bruises
52. Fat Girls losing weight
53. Feet getting cummed on

Here's a link to the dox on Jackie It's near the bottom of the page

 

[Pizdec]

Attachments of the pictures in the spoilers need to be fixed, they aren't showing up. Otherwise, it's nice to see a continuation of who supports DSP: Cooming retards with access to mom and dad's cards.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Was wondering when Phil's resident coomer retard would get his own thread, about time.

 

[BingBong]

Those tweets remind me of the legendary Jayman079

jayman's twitter archive

 

[TankMelee]

I was thinking of when I first became aware of DerichWatch in early January (who does great work by the way): Derich was in his birthday countdown, telling everyone how many days were left until he turned 19. I suddenly realized that he mostly tweeted at wrestling figures: WWE, AEW, that weird Japanese wrestling thing, with a few thots mixed in. It was a change when he started subtweeting nudes. Today he's doing endless shoutouts to years-old porn shoots, responding to tweets announcing new videos, doing regular mass shoutouts to his entire Rolodex of actresses (and actors), and strategizing with fellow coomers about how to maximize engagement.

All this escalation after a month and a half. I'm worried where this little coom-brain will end up.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

If only we had his full name...

Pretty sure he said his name was Heyguysderishere.

 

[Prince Lotor]

@DerichLovesNWA either put together this spreadsheet, or at least posted it, of the times and amounts this kid is Tweeting. It's like near 100 or more Tweets a day now and there is only a 3 to 4 hour window per day that he is not Tweeting.

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Derich’s schedule.

credit to Derichwatch

These stats for Derich's twitter are ridiculous:

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He went from averaging about 25 tweets per day to well over 100 tweets per day in the past few months. It's also 8am on the east coast right now, and he's actively replying to porn tweets, something he was also doing 5 hours ago.

Spoiler: Derich's weird bot-like tweets with the same 3 emojis

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This is the kid who got in trouble a few years ago for stealing his mom's credit card to subscribe to DSP. He pronounces his own name as 'Derish' because "it has a 'c', it's not like the one with a 'k'".

Excuse my ignorance if this is normal and sorry if this has already been brought up, but the way Derich pronounces his own name is fucking weird (to me at least):

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I always thought Derich was pronounced like Derek/Derick etc.

 

[We Are The Witches]

There's an archive under https://archive.md/https://twitter.com/DerichlovesT/* , this is Derich's everyday.

NSFW Explicit content, watch at your own discretion:
https://archive.vn/qdRAE
https://archive.vn/hg7mo
https://archive.vn/vSnv6
https://archive.vn/IojEq
https://archive.vn/8LzZ7
https://archive.md/Ob4qr
https://archive.md/zgqor
https://archive.vn/BMXhO
https://archive.vn/UjTgI

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

I do worry that with the exponential uptick of attention Derich is getting from his equally exponential uptick in turning 19 and becoming a porn addict will cause him to disappear from the internet. Maybe his mom or his boss will search "Derich Ip" and because he's been garnering so much attention, his "derichloves[blank]" accounts will form a very distinct digital footprint and he'll get parented for once. He would probably just come back under a slightly different name, though.
Derich's unique name made it really easy for him to be found through the suggested google terms, it really is a curse.

 

[hundredthousand]

What a charmer he is:

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

This dude is going to have a big encyclopedia of Pornstars by the end of the year. He can probably help out if I ever need the sauce on a scene. Right down to penis curvature and labia shapes.

 

[Swirling weeb]

“Well Derich congratulations on making it to the big leagues like dood...huhuhu you just had to act like the beginning of a serial killer documentary I just hope you aren’t cutting up hookers at a random motel downtown because that would just not be cool man...
oh ... thank you for the 1000 bit cheer!”
-dsp reacting to this probably

 

[Chaos Theorist]

>admitting in public to watching holed and blackedraw

the mad lad

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

>admitting in public to watching holed and blackedraw

the mad lad

Admitting to it isn't any worse than doing it.

 

[Lift Me Up]

All that porn he watches and he doesn't know one of the basics?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

All that porn he watches and he doesn't know one of the basics?
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He's so into hardcore he doesn't know any of the normal stuff LMAO

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

All that porn he watches and he doesn't know one of the basics?
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I said it in the main DSP fan thread but he's like Phil and food. Just like how Phil loves stuffing his face, yet knows nothing about food and has a kid's palate, so does Derich not even know the most basic shit about sex despite being an ubercoomer.

 

[Watamelon]

We need a Wonderbread guy x Derich crossover.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

With how big of a coomer he is becoming it won't be long before he troons out.

 

[FormerPro]

It's the detractors that are mentally ill. Not the actual retard with nearly 700 youtube videos of little girls saved on his Youtube. He's just here to be a positive guy on the stream.

Can't wait for the retcon when Derich eventually kidnaps a child about how DSP always knew he was a bad influence and how he would always derail the stream and make it about himself.