Describe how you look IRL, using a lolcow for reference - How many of you are deathfats?

[crazedaze]

Nal when she made this face, pretty close

 

[SomeSpook]

Imagine this picture of Null, but with short hair and round glasses. Same goatee though.

 

[Cemetery Support]

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I look like a mix between DSP and Null but with curly hair but also more ethnic German looking.

 

[PunkinMan]

I look like pyrocynical with a smaller nose, and extremely thick and curly blonde hair.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Not really a lolcow so much as a meme, but...



He's got a long neck and being black makes one think of Africa. This is about as close as a human can get to representing me.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Imagine if Kay from Kay's cooking, had a kid with CobraJFS.

Yeah, that's me.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Okay, picture this. My grandmother is Angela Merkel and Amy Slaton is my aunt who I share a wonky eye with, but I look like the product of a handsome Jonny Craig who had a baby with DJ Qualls that then proceeded to do steroids and lift a ton of weights.

 

[Quartermaster]

A mixture of Null and Quinton Reviews, but less fat and less retarded.
No obsession over cartoons either and no internet forum to manage.

Do like me some pizza

 

[Genuine Orientalist]

Like a skinny version of fit vegan ginger basically.

 

[soup peddler]

Except for hair color, I look almost identical to that one girl from fishtank who claims to be schizophrenic and have been raped by like every man she knows. I had friends verify and it is bizarrely uncanny

Does someone know who I'm talking about? I can't remember her name

Edit:
I found it, it's Summer Nicole Pelkey

Well, I don't have piercings or straight bangs, and my mouth isn't that weirdly big, but otherwise it's pretty spot-on

 

[Inco G. Nito]

Not a lolcow, I know. But one of my friends keep telling me that I look like Liquid Chris.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Null if he skipped pizza day

 

[Chuck's Feed and Seed]

i look like that picture of patrick crusius that the chudjak was traced from if it went through a handsome filter