Describe how you look IRL, using a lolcow for reference - How many of you are deathfats?

[Roast]

like a less canadian Alexander4488

 

[Some Badger]

TJ Kirk when he looks like a hobo

 

[Local Farmer]

I look like Ethan Ralph if we was a 6’5 blonde hair blue eyed aryan.

 

[my password is in bcrypt]

dream soccer team photo

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

none of them look like me because i'm so cute and pretty

 

[Meat Target]

A taller, more athletic, less fluffy Null.

 

[Nigel Hardare]

Sam Hyde but thinner and with darker hair.

 

[MarMar049]

Imagine Payton Grendon, but clean shaven and longer hair.

 

[Clovis]

Rekieta, a few months further down the spiral.

 

[sirthisisanarbys]

see pfp

 

[BrainSand63]

Little baby infant child, you have no idea who you’re talking to, do you? Enjoy prison, stalker.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Null, but twice the number of heads and assorted in color.

 

[Autischic]

Like an alt-right version of this guy.

 

[MoeAnguish]

Talltherify29 but not as tall (ba dum tss) and with my hair being auburn

 

[MarkieMark]

Picture the actor of Dustin from stranger things; Take away the curly pube head hair, give it neater eye brows, and slightly fat with a five o'clock shadow. That's me.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

A taller version of your average horse girl sperg

 

[Gypsy Man]

I kinda look like BlueFolf but without the shit eating, being a tranny, being a furfag, etc.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Neil Breen, but younger and less autistic.

 

[Safir]

Pixyteri but shorter, cleaner, not fat, and no godawful greasy fringe (hairband and a small ponytail now, long brush cut right after a hairdresser).

 

[Black Spruce]

Spoiler: Like Bathrobe_Dwane except without the hair loss, retarded piercings, or tattoos.