Describe how you look IRL, using a lolcow for reference - How many of you are deathfats?

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I'll start:
A more blonde, tall, and cleanshaven Mumkey Jones who wandered onto /fit/ rather than /r9k/.

 

[seri0us]

Nice data mining thread.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Nice data mining thread.

Shit, you found me out.
Here's what I actually look like:

Spoiler

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A handsome, good-looking, well-groomed, intelligent, articulate, and financially successful version of Tommy Tooter.

 

[Mal0]

A handsome, good-looking, well-groomed, intelligent, articulate, and financially successful version of Tommy Tooter.

You could have saved yourself the keystrokes and just said "the exact opposite of Tommy Tooter"

 

[Miss Misery]

Tess Holliday except 300+ lbs lighter. Also not covered in tattoos.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You could have saved yourself the keystrokes and just said "the exact opposite of Tommy Tooter"

But that would imply I'm a young woman, and I'm fairly certain I'm not.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

Gunt from the waist up.
ALR from the waist down.

 

[Jason Wynn]

If horrorcows count I look a fair bit like Jeffrey Dahmer, without the moustache and granny glasses

 

[Nathan Higgers]

I look like a thinner Pepe the Frog/Apu Apustaja hybrid.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I'm known as the 'jacked Harry Potter' at work. I can't say I disagree with the assessment, save the lack of scarring on my forehead.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

I'm known as the 'jacked Harry Potter' at work. I can't say I disagree with the assessment, save the lack of scarring on my forehead.

Are you saying my boy Harry is a lolcow???

 

[Monolith]

I look like Null, except nothing is different.

 

[prettybad]

Picture Kevin Gibes' amhole. I look nothing like it, but I got you to think about it.

 

[Pee Cola]

If I lost about 50lbs, I'd look a lot like Terry A. Davis.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Are you saying my boy Harry is a lolcow???

You mean he isn't?

I can't change my answer to Carl Benjamin, right?

 

[Foltest]

Don’t think any lol cow look like me. None is as handsome as me.

 

[Thumb Butler]

If I lost about 100lbs, I'd look a lot like Becky's retarded sibling.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Current Chris but worse

 

[DumbDude42]

i cant think of any
almost all the lolcows i know of look either grotesque, extreme, or remarkable in some other way, but my own irl looks are very unremarkable and ordinary