Describe how you look IRL, using a lolcow for reference - How many of you are deathfats?

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[A Welsh Cake]

Like Shoeonhead but pretty and not bald.

 

[Pissmaster]

tbh I probably look closer to Null than any cow

 

[werbwub]

Similar to null,just have a more receded chin(feels bad),black hair, and brown eyes. Also buff.

 

[Disapproving Bread]

John Bain/Total Biscuit minus the cancer and English accent.

 

[M0nster]

Like a very scrawny, shorter version of Chris Chan with a bigger nose, paler skin, and weaker jawline. Same voice pitch too but without the southern accent

 

[Canoodler]

I look exactly like Chris Chan. In fact, I regularly get mistaken for Chris.

 

[Reverend]

Chantal but the complete opposite of all the things.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

my momma say i look like brad pits

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Idk if a lolcow looks like this but Zoey Dechenelle's chubbier, retarded cousin.

 

[Trapitalism]

Spoiler: my irl pic

What? Not all trapitalists are traps or femboys.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Spoiler

Minus the $6.6 billion dollars

 

[Just Dont]

I look like Mia Khalifa but a little taller.

 

[Thumb Butler]

If I lost about 1000lbs, I'd look a lot like Terra Jones.

 

[Bathsalts]

Current Chris but worse

I wasn't aware that was even possible.

 

[PhoBingas]

Like Varg Vickers but 3'6'' and green.

 

[Ozul]

I've had multiple people comment on my instagram "Are you venus angelic???"
I don't see a lot of resemblance other than generic western European round face. I'm not sure if it's supposed to be a compliment, or that I look like a drunken weeb

 

[DrNow]

The eyes and hairline of kingcobra. Physique of Alex jahans. Charisma and height of Tammy Slaton. Dress like tommy tooter.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I don't know, do any lolcows have a cleft scrotum?

 

[sawge]

shayna clifford but thinner, asian, and with better hygiene