Describe how you look IRL, using a lolcow for reference - How many of you are deathfats?

[StarkRavingMad]

The easy answer for me is Felicia Day. There was some obnoxious twat a handful of years ago who always called me "Felicia" at parties because he swore that I looked like her.

Like, excuse you, sir: I look like Felicia Day if she had Laura Loomer's old nose, thankyouverymuch.

 

[CiaphasCain]

I have a square jaw and big muscles and I know what the sex is.

I look like ShannyForChrist

 

[The Last Stand]

Like, excuse you, sir: I look like Felicia Day if she had Laura Loomer's old nose, thankyouverymuch.

Interesting.

I would have Low Tier God's chicken legs.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Like Russell Greer but with a haircut, shaven, and a normal mouth, and no hobo suit.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Tommy Wiseau

 

[Jew-ish]

If spoony and baked alaska were glowing and also niggers, that would be you

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

If Styx was 15 and then grew up to be an adult I might look sort of like that.

 

[GuntN7]

I am science !

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

somewhere between a taller less Mexican Nick Fuentes and PPP but 50 lbs lighter

 

[deermeat]

Russell Greer but female and if he was a zombie. also less of an "i have down syndrome even though I have Moebius syndrome" face and more of a "little dead girl from a horror movie" appearance.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

Leafy if he had a stronger jaw, and was also anemic.

 

[Enoby Way]

Dynastia

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

I look exactly like Chris if he was a totally different person with a different face and hair, who weighed less and was super smoking hot. This is why I post on KiwiFarms all day in between my back to back slam sessions with hot e-trads irl.

 

[Slimy Time]

Elliot Rodger if he was older, had testosterone, shorter hair, and broad chested. Also lacks any inclination to shoot up a school.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

I am an obese Mexican chola.

 

[DeeDee Megadoodoo]

< This is a photo.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

Gone Ham

 

[Geoff Peterson]

Byuu ten years from now

 

[Dustlord]

Null minus the babyface and nice aryan features

 

[LordOdin]

PPP with a beard normal weight and unshaven asshole.