Describe your favourite character/OC with a Lolcow thread subtitle/summary.

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

[Skitzocow] Diogenes of Sinope - "Barrel Guy," 1000 IQ Slave, Master Debater, Plato A-Log

Sam hyde and diogenes would make for a kino combo on a podcast, ngl.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Lord Raiden - Consults to the Elder Gods way too much. Notorious Shao Kahn, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, Shinnok a-log.
Lord Fujin - Raiden's gunt guard. Also rarely slapfights with him. Less retarded than Raiden. Notorious Shao Kahn, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, Shinnok a-log.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

AM/Allied Mastercomputer/Adaptive Manipulator/Aggressive Menace-hateful asshole, constantly abuses the people close to him, edgelord, goes on constant rants on how much he hates the world, fat as a planet

Durandal/Durendal/Durandana-Skitzo who endless orders his only friend around, talks about being the smartest but loses to other AIs and admiral tfear, bitter that he'll die with the universe, door opener

 

[N1993R K1LL4H]

The punisher - Terminally angry man who kills rapists and pedophiles to cope with life, Gun Collector, War Veteran, shoots jaywalkers to trigger the libs
Batman - Sad and angry skitzo, constantly cries about his dead parents, dresses in a bat costume to scare people, rich faggot who overspends on gadgets, constantly fucks but never settles down
Guts - Sad angry man, wants to kill his best friend because he became a god and raped his girlfriend, is haunted by a rapebaby, wears armor which leeches on his life and makes him blind, runs around the world playing father figure to a bunch of retarded children
Manco/Man with no name - Manipulative Liar, Scammer, good marksman, has a smoking addiction
Snake plissken - Angry, wears an eyepatch, conspiracybrain, thinks the government killed his friends, gun toting lunatic
Naked snake - Coomer with a smoking addiction, runs around wearing a cardboard box, acts like a homo, likes to roll over and play dead, eats wild animals
Wolverine - Short Canadian with too much hair, massive weeb, got cucked by a man with glasses and is angry about it.

 

[Rembrandt]

@Dansburst Studios

KF becoming more widespread was a mistake

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Hank J. Wimbleton – Violent Sociopath, Mass Murderer, Nevada's Public Enemy #1, Refuses to Fucking Die, Has an Entire Agency Dedicated to A-Logging Him

 

[KolKinhs]

Travis Touchdown - Mentally Ill Coomer Loser, Blows Money on Anime, Wrestling, and Knockoff Lightsabers, Easily Swayed with Promise of Sex

 

[Senior Frogmin]

Francis "Frank" Algernon West - Survivor of the zombie apocalypse, covered wars nobody knew (or cared) about.
[Inactive] Haurchefant Greystone - Royal Elf Man, obsessed with the Warrior Of Light. Died before he could get married to him.

 

[ssaneenah]

Yosef James Auchantel / poonerwrld / sylveon1505 / Cap’n Niggatory / CyberjewsDid911 / Playgoy Sharti - Author of infamous “Dickless In Seattle” and “TRANNYCORE2024: Dis 1’s 4 Tha LADIES!!!! “ breakcore EPs - caused massive outrage on Xitter, spawned cult following on Sharty. Sperged on KF under handle @i doxed a dying child. Zoomer-hating zoomer, closet tranny, pedo apologist, mother issues, possible methane addict, loves being spat on