Describe yourself in one sentence

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Jaded aristocrat looking for a good time?

Nah. Let's try:

A leftover from the post World War One Euro-Carribbean.

Eh, too obscure. How about:

Only approaching sober when too drunk to find their bottle of rum.

There we go. That's accurate.

 

[Anime-Chan]

Retired booty Hunter

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

Occasionally hits herself in the face with her own phone charger, but quite good at music.

 

[Picklechu]

I understand the difference between a sentence and a sentence fragment.

 

[WW 635]

Doesn't care about the difference between a sentence and sentence fragment.

 

[SP 199]

There he goes One of God's own prototypes A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production Too weird to live and too rare to die.

 

[Abethedemon]

Confused young man

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

Fear the ninja.

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[YI 457]

Rip and Tear.

 

[Tardevoir]

High and mighty on the outside, timid and insecure on the inside.

 

[Mimic]

Big by Japanese standards and haven't been hard since 1990.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Jonah Goldberg beat me to it.

If you detect a note of bitterness on my part, I’m not being clear enough: I contain symphonies of bitterness.

 

[Patchouli]

An empathetic narcissist.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

I am the angel of death, and the cleansing time draws nigh.

 

[Unattended Baby]

I'm for ransom.

 

[Hydroxylic Acid]

Lurking autist who enjoys laughing at other autists.

 

[Wish a nigga would]

I used to be one of the rotten ones and they liked me for that.

 

[Abethedemon]

A dingus, a bingus and the son of a scringus

 

[drain]

Very good with numbers but doesn't know how to people.