Describe yourself in one sentence

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I'm getting too old for this shit

 

[More Spicey Than Coolwhip]

There are a million more productive things I could be doing right now that I'm not.

 

[ON 190]

Jaded librarian who podcasts and wastes too much time here.

 

[UnderwaterUnderworld]

Freeloading bum who also happens to be a member of the coastal elite.

 

[HY 140]

this is why god doesn't talk to us anymore.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

No, you can't stick your dick in that.

 

[Black Waltz]

depressed misanthropic autist who wastes his time shitposting on the internet

 

[Fleeb]

Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, truckin' and fuckin' is all I crave

 

[heymate]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

[ES 148]

Rake-like creature living on hate and rice