Designated ERP Thread - Ironic niggas only here. Jannies fuck off thx

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*slaps my meaty genitalia upon every chuzzle deluxe™ chuzzle in the thread and spreads my mighty chuzzle seed from my chuzzle genital all over the place*
[OOC: please only join if you are a chuzzle im not into other kinds of furry]
 
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Lifts my tail for you exposing my tailhole.
UwU.
 
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Where's the Extremely Racist Posts?
Come on mr “not French men”

*rubs nipple occasionally pinching them*

Feed me another one of your Jewish-froggy countrymen. You said you would feed me *exhausted heavy pants for a minute* fresh from the cattle car.
 
I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kanye. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kanye. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.
 
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