CoolGuyHitler
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Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"
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ShanghaiGuy
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Ah of course "Common Sense". Why didn't I use that earlier, when trying to find out if Naruto will be subbed or dubbed once the merge happens.
Because I don't like the dub, but my Japanese is awful....
Because I don't like the dub, but my Japanese is awful....
Wrathcaster
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One final tweet pre-merge? That doesn't sound ominous at all.
mertyville
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Perhaps this is because English isn't my primary language and it is the first time I hear this, but what does well to good mean? Don't those words mean the same thing but used differently in sentences?
Sorry for going off-topic here.
Sorry for going off-topic here.
fiu0cm
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In general, it doesn't mean anything and Chris just has a poor understanding of language. Given the context, I think he's trying to say that on a scale from bad to good, with well being in the middle, the results of the merge will be average or better?
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Dr. Henry Armitage
Head librarian at Miskatonic University Mark 8:36
True & Honest Fan
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I think the saddest part about the whole dimensional merger saga is Chris thinks he's finally gonna go to his autistic dream world. A place he understands and has control where everyone loves him and gives him whatever he wants. He's so detached from reality I cant help feel bad for him.
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Implying Chris has the capacity to understand Lovecraftian themes at all? Imagine Chris believing in something he has absolutely no power over, and cannot smite with the power of his bullshit. Chris is not only above Azathoth scale, he control the Azathoth scale.
I can see it now.
"Chris, Nep is going to kill herself if the merge happens. She, and all other consoles, can't bare the thought of living in the same dimension as 079. Suicide is their only option, and it's because of you Chris."
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No word from Chris after the lack of merge? Maybe he's getting some pokemon/hedgehog action.
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Well, he certainly is the "blind idiot god" of his merging multiverses, so you're not at all wrong here
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>post-merge details
Is he going to explain how to have safe sex with the sonichus? Because I'd hate to get spikes stuck in my penis.
mertyville
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They instantly accelerate to the speed of sound, and can't slow down under any conditions. They continue at this speed even after they die, eventually leaving pointy skeletons flying around the world, capable of destroying your ankles with no prior warning.
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A SCP page is usually several paragraphs at a minimum and several pages long at maximum, which I doubt Chris would bother to read.
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So are we ever going to get a definitive date when the “merge” will happen? How will Chris react when it “does”/doesn’t? I’m split between equal likelihoods that he’ll say some evil thing stopped it from happening or him going full delusional and claiming sonichu is real and sitting next to him.
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Part Four: Post-Merge
And now, what will be After the Dimensional Merge, and everything has settled down? All buildings, objects, and individual people and creatures have been successfully brought together, of those what and who are meant to be, anyway.
#DimensionalMerge
Very likely, Everyone will be able to return to their homes. But those whose homes have been altered by one dimension or the other's building, even on the possibility of moving back in with a (super)Hero(es), Anti-Hero, Villain, or yours or someone else's self-counterpart,
The best and sound thing to do in the meantime is to move back into the one home together, regardless of Government-Regulated occupancies of the building. If need be, you all are more than capable of calmly discussing how y'all can live together better, or to relocate one or the other with the local Government's Assistance and Help in the cost of the new home. And who stays should be determined in extensive thought and common sense of the current circumstances of one or the other; Keep Calm and take your time thinking about it, or seek help from a local impartial third party to hear both sides, and make a fair and reasonably sound final decision on who stays and who leaves.
Another detail is the people who end up staying, while their self-counterparts either merges with them or dies.
REMEMBER, these people have had the MOST Similar or Matching Personality Aspects and Memories, so those of you all who are friends or family with these people are capable of picking up where they left off. Otherwise, if the individual(s) have no memory of you or the situation that led y'all to become family or friends, it is possible to make a fresh start on y'all's relationship, or, if you feel it needed or choose so, to simply let them go and move forward with your life. My deepest condolences to those of you who end up letting them go.
Locations and Local Government: Now, for example, whatever city it was in New Jersey that has now become Gotham City, For Real, your home will have the similar or new address, with the obvious difference being that it's in Gotham City, and possibly the Zip Code.
You will likely need to fill out a change of address form to update that, at your local Post Office, and update anything else with your new address. The Local Government were your are is likely to pick up where it left off and resume work as quickly as possible.
Even the White House in DC will end up taking their time picking things back up and adapting to the Donald Trump of C-197 resuming work as the POTUS of the updated United States. The same will apply to the Nations and Countries with their respective World Leaders.
But, in due time, short or long, after getting everything re-situated, Everyone on the Earth will have become used to being around everyone who they had considered before as "Fictional Characters", and accepting them as the real people, anthropomorphic animals, intelligent beings from other dimensions or planets, and so forth, as y'all had before with everyone else before the #DimensionalMerge. And life and time will continue marching forward and onward.
Another topic: us Creators/Artists/Authors and any and all Future Creations and Edits; will those Creations take place and happen on our Earth then, and our OCs being born here as well? That outcome is likely, so unless y'all had Previously, Specifically Drawn/Written your OCs and their events in an alternate timeline, location, planet, dimension, galaxy, or so forth: EXERCISE CAUTION as this will not only affect the local area and space around your own Self-Counterpart, but Yourself, as well. Thinking it is one thing; Bringing it to confirmed fruition is another, Especially if you take pen to page. Because, once you've completed that story, or even a word in a sentence with that ending punctuation at the end; moreover completing it by Signing Your Name on the completed piece; you will have set a chain of events that will make that happen at least around your OC, or yourself. Either that, OR a new Dimension for all that to happen outside of our combined Earth could be opened/created in all of this. Personally, I Want to Encourage Staying Creative and Creating, anyway.
SOO Much is still yet to be Final and Determined sound and well by the Cosmos and Fate of events. We will be able to figure this part out better later on after the #DimensionalMerge.
PHEW! That is a whole Meta Mind-Blower, right there. My sequence of thoughts have ended there, so I do believe that should be just about everything covered for The Merge Survival Guide. Any questions, please leave and comment to @SonichuMerch, and the most Frequently Asked Questions will be relayed to me, and I, or Magi-Chan, will personally answer them. Also, you all can clear your thoughts and take deep breaths in a short meditate to ask your question in your mind and the wisdom of the Cosmos will respond.
Thank You All for heeding our warnings and information on the #DimensionalMerge. All of you, Stay Safe, Well and Creative, and Remember to THINK and Keep COMMON SENSE in your minds and hearts.
#1218C197
And now, what will be After the Dimensional Merge, and everything has settled down? All buildings, objects, and individual people and creatures have been successfully brought together, of those what and who are meant to be, anyway.
#DimensionalMerge
Very likely, Everyone will be able to return to their homes. But those whose homes have been altered by one dimension or the other's building, even on the possibility of moving back in with a (super)Hero(es), Anti-Hero, Villain, or yours or someone else's self-counterpart,
The best and sound thing to do in the meantime is to move back into the one home together, regardless of Government-Regulated occupancies of the building. If need be, you all are more than capable of calmly discussing how y'all can live together better, or to relocate one or the other with the local Government's Assistance and Help in the cost of the new home. And who stays should be determined in extensive thought and common sense of the current circumstances of one or the other; Keep Calm and take your time thinking about it, or seek help from a local impartial third party to hear both sides, and make a fair and reasonably sound final decision on who stays and who leaves.
Another detail is the people who end up staying, while their self-counterparts either merges with them or dies.
REMEMBER, these people have had the MOST Similar or Matching Personality Aspects and Memories, so those of you all who are friends or family with these people are capable of picking up where they left off. Otherwise, if the individual(s) have no memory of you or the situation that led y'all to become family or friends, it is possible to make a fresh start on y'all's relationship, or, if you feel it needed or choose so, to simply let them go and move forward with your life. My deepest condolences to those of you who end up letting them go.
Locations and Local Government: Now, for example, whatever city it was in New Jersey that has now become Gotham City, For Real, your home will have the similar or new address, with the obvious difference being that it's in Gotham City, and possibly the Zip Code.
You will likely need to fill out a change of address form to update that, at your local Post Office, and update anything else with your new address. The Local Government were your are is likely to pick up where it left off and resume work as quickly as possible.
Even the White House in DC will end up taking their time picking things back up and adapting to the Donald Trump of C-197 resuming work as the POTUS of the updated United States. The same will apply to the Nations and Countries with their respective World Leaders.
But, in due time, short or long, after getting everything re-situated, Everyone on the Earth will have become used to being around everyone who they had considered before as "Fictional Characters", and accepting them as the real people, anthropomorphic animals, intelligent beings from other dimensions or planets, and so forth, as y'all had before with everyone else before the #DimensionalMerge. And life and time will continue marching forward and onward.
Another topic: us Creators/Artists/Authors and any and all Future Creations and Edits; will those Creations take place and happen on our Earth then, and our OCs being born here as well? That outcome is likely, so unless y'all had Previously, Specifically Drawn/Written your OCs and their events in an alternate timeline, location, planet, dimension, galaxy, or so forth: EXERCISE CAUTION as this will not only affect the local area and space around your own Self-Counterpart, but Yourself, as well. Thinking it is one thing; Bringing it to confirmed fruition is another, Especially if you take pen to page. Because, once you've completed that story, or even a word in a sentence with that ending punctuation at the end; moreover completing it by Signing Your Name on the completed piece; you will have set a chain of events that will make that happen at least around your OC, or yourself. Either that, OR a new Dimension for all that to happen outside of our combined Earth could be opened/created in all of this. Personally, I Want to Encourage Staying Creative and Creating, anyway.
SOO Much is still yet to be Final and Determined sound and well by the Cosmos and Fate of events. We will be able to figure this part out better later on after the #DimensionalMerge.
PHEW! That is a whole Meta Mind-Blower, right there. My sequence of thoughts have ended there, so I do believe that should be just about everything covered for The Merge Survival Guide. Any questions, please leave and comment to @SonichuMerch, and the most Frequently Asked Questions will be relayed to me, and I, or Magi-Chan, will personally answer them. Also, you all can clear your thoughts and take deep breaths in a short meditate to ask your question in your mind and the wisdom of the Cosmos will respond.
Thank You All for heeding our warnings and information on the #DimensionalMerge. All of you, Stay Safe, Well and Creative, and Remember to THINK and Keep COMMON SENSE in your minds and hearts.
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So after the merge anyone can destroy the universe by writing "Once upon a time the universe blew up. The end." Good to know.
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Without proof to the contrary, it's safe to assume everything Chris says is written by an idea guy these days.
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