Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Real G said:
Somebody call Bob, Chris is going to kill himeself on YouTube!!!
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I'd help you, but Bob's not anywhere in Hell.

sax_banana said:
Where and how did you get that? Did you break into chris' house or something?
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It doesn't matter how I got that cursed object anymore since it came to life and is still presumably on a rampage.

I won it a year ago during Chris' stamp raffle, I did a short review of it here on Kiwifarms before putting it on my collections showcase. Since the dimensional merge goofiness occurred, I didn't want to pass up a chance for some good old fashioned buggery given how I own an artifact. Unlike a certain totem owner, I only spent 2.50$, and kept my spaghetti contained until last night. I swear the thing is bad luck though, in the year since I've acquired it, life changing misfortunes have occurred. I really ought to burn/bury the thing, however its a Canon relic of Fail, so that would be heresey of the highest order.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
He'll probably just shit himself and forget all about it.
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Except this time the shit will come to life and start singing Christmas tunes.

(God I hope that Chris seriously doesn't do that and make a video playing with his "sentient living" shit with a Christmas hat and singing offkey+falsetto, I might actually die again, but this time for real from sheer disgust.)
 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
Does it still smell like Chris?
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I'd assume it would if the seal weren't already broken when I had received it. Unlike other figures whose value varies depending on Mint, Son-chu never had any of that sans a clear piece of scotch tape; however the figure still retains value because of "Existence Count 1/1, Creator, and Canon status to Creator's other works, despite its obscurity." That, and (In Chris' mind) is quite literally one of his Persona OC's made manifest, so it has instrinsic value in that regard. The only thing "Mint condition" in the package is the Son-Chu card which has not been opened in order to retain some collector's value outside of niche audience. Truly the odd duck in my collection.
 
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fenny said:
My sonichu identification skills are rusty, but this here is either a Darkbind or a Magichan. For Darkbinds, you want to sprinkle diatomaceous earth around the floorboards and under furniture where they like to hide. Magichans you can deal with by putting out a cup of beer. They'll crawl in and drown. You should check your local home improvement store, they're rolling out expanded pest control sections due to the merge.
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Got a closer look at the little bugger - your skills were right, it's a Magi-Chan. I tried to coax it out using beer as you suggested but that didn't work. I then tried soft drinks and with some trial and error managed to get it out from under my bed using fanta. I didn't let him drown though - it's not his fault that he's a badly drawn abomination created by a 30-year-old manchild. He seems pretty harmless though.

I currently have him in a small pet carrying case and I'm not quite sure what to do with him. What do you guys think?

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Coelacanth said:
Got a closer look at the little bugger - your skills were right, it's a Magi-Chan. I tried to coax it out using beer as you suggested but that didn't work. I then tried soft drinks and with some trial and error managed to get it out from under my bed using fanta. I didn't let him drown though - it's not his fault that he's a badly drawn abomination created by a 30-year-old manchild. He seems pretty harmless though.

I currently have him in a small pet carrying case and I'm not quite sure what to do with him. What do you guys think?

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I say keep him for a while, see if you can find some food he likes, attempt to communicate telepathically and glean any information about Chris or the merger or whatever. If he doesn't cooperate, try waterboarding.
 
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