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I sense in a couple of years Discovery will pick up the Animal Armageddon series with a new episode "Episode 9: The CWCening"
Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"
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I used to take the position that Chris could function if push came to shove, that his delusions would take a backseat to reality when he had to.
Not sure anymore.
Not sure anymore.
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Psychic headaches and body-numbing moments... these aren't symptoms of an obesity related heart condition or something, is it?
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Probably one of the infinity stones. This isn't a joke, he believes he has one.
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Diabetes would cause numbness in the extremities (fingers, toes) so he may want to get a check-up, rather than pretending the world is ending in a cartoon apocalypse.
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I too am starting to notice the signs
1. Romane lettuce recall (happen every year all over the world)
2. California wildfires ( happen almost every year)
3. Skid marks in Chris' panties, which happen every day.
Someone call ace of base because I saw the sign.
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Bob must be so proud, knowing that Chris at last is watching the news and becoming a worldly man! Cuz of some dumb shit though...
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At one point I believe that could’ve been true, but not anymore.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Chris is developing diabetes - years of little to no physical activity and a terrifyingly unhealthy diet would certainly contribute to his risk. The numbness kinda sounds like diabetic neuropathy.
When was the last time Chris visited a (medical) doctor? If I remember right, he ordered his Estrogen online and didn't go to a doctor to get it prescribed.
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Yeah, even odds on whether he'll just push doomsdate further when it doesn't happen or will pretend that it basically has happened. I'm leaning towards the latter since he's using a lettuce recall as a sign of the apocalypse.
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I would love to hear Chris explain how the numbness is related to the merge. I could see him crocking up some sort of psychic mumbo jumbo for the headaches, but numbness?
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He did Oestrogel for a time, but eventually he got prescribed HRT from a doctor after using all the correct buzzwords. Hence the hideous cone-tits in that All Star video.
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Chris probably shorted them out trying to "connect" with the goddesses within. No wonder he's having numbness and headaches. Probably electrocuted himself again. Or it could be his constant diet of energy drinks and no sleep on top of his already high blood pressure.
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Damn, I hope that when I suffer a stroke, I will be able to put it in a positive light as Chris does.
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Lol that "reformed masochist" bitch answers to only one master. And that master is The Internet.
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With the examples he gave as proof of the dimensional merge taking place (the CA wildfires, the recall on romaine lettuce, etc), I wonder if the Sonic 2019 trailer will be added to that list.
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