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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.4%

  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%

  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,088 68.9%
  • Total voters
    1,578
Life is Hell... said:
Once Upon a Studio's finally out for anyone interested.
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Last night, I literally woke up in the wee hours with the thought: Where the fuck was Eilonwy? Or at least the psychic pig? Man, it's not a memorable classic, but is the Black Cauldron really that hated by Disney? Or am I blind?
Damn, even the Home on the Range cows are in the group photo.
 
Castoreum said:
Ah, so the villain is YandereDev and doesn't want anyone else touching his code.
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fuck you my sides are in orbit :story:

King Dead said:
Already been said (most recently by @ShitLurker), but it's crazy that Bruce Almighty, a Jim Carrey movie that came out 20 years ago, managed to explore this idea in a sensible manner and deliver a good moral: if everyone's wishes were granted, it'd be utter chaos.
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not to mention "woke" on a level they wish they could pull off today: God was black, and no one gave a shit.

Once Juan Now Ernesto said:
LMAO!
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it's missing one:

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Castoreum said:
Last night, I literally woke up in the wee hours with the thought: Where the fuck was Eilonwy? Or at least the psychic pig? Man, it's not a memorable classic, but is the Black Cauldron really that hated by Disney? Or am I blind?
Damn, even the Home on the Range cows are in the group photo.
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wait i AM blind.
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brb getting my eyes and brain checked
 
Battlefield2142EU said:
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Warwick Davis lying about Disney+ Willow series being beloved as woke continue to memory the lesbian fan fiction about ugly dykes.
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I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and choking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at my in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
 
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Once Juan Now Ernesto said:
Sweet mother of God.
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Henh-henh hey Lois, what are you doing in a Disney cartoon? Did you turn into a lesbian or something? Like on Sex in the City when they tried to make that redhead into a lesbian but everyone hated it even more than usual? Hey, Brian and Chris get in here and check this out. Is Meg in there somewhere too? Hah, who am I kidding, even Disney wouldn't want Meg in their dumb cartoon.
 
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The Disney damage control is in! Journalists went from denying superhero fatigue to directly blaming superhero fatigue for the marvels pulling in worse projected numbers than Quantumania.
 
Things should turn around at Disney pretty soon. Since the previous VP for Diversity 'n' Sheeeit:

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has been replaced by the brand new VP for Diversity 'n' Sheeeit:

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The new one is fat, but may not be a lesbian, so the DivSco remains equivalent.

The Who wrote a song about this, I'm having trouble remembering what it was called, though.
 
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