Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Oats12345]

Nope, Rudyard Kipling wrote the character as male.

Really? I thought I read somewheres that Kaa was originally female.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

They best suck Larry Fink's dick harder cause they are boned otherwise.

It's because of that, Disney can take financial losses with their "woke" films because of that Jewish Parasite and his "message". The only way that things will get better is we take out BlackRock and everyone of these "hedges" before we reach the point of no return.

 

[ZMOT]

I know, right? I was watching a bunch of them recently and was like "Wow... Mickey used to actually be cool." This is before you get to the cartoons that are fucked up in other ways like The Mad Scientist.

if you want cool mickey (or disney in general) you need to go euro: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Duck_pocket_books

a movie that wasn't liked all that much

u wot

 

[skykiii]

if you want cool mickey (or disney in general) you need to go euro: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Duck_pocket_books

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I've heard. In fact I've been wondering if there's an English version of the comics that the video game "Disney's P.K. Out of the Shadows" is based on. I've been told there was a fan translation in the works but I don't recall where to find it.

(I believe that game is based on Paperinik New Adventures but you might want to double-check. I never played the game, I just like the idea of a comic where Donald Duck is secretly a costumed vigilante. I also find myself wondering if Paperinik ever had a crossover with Darkwing Duck).

EDIT: But what you should really be telling me is where I can find more of my man Ludwig von Drake.

u wot

He's not wrong unfortunately--Willow tends to not be remembered fondly unless you're talking about either the arcade game or the NES one.

It's not a perfect movie but god damn, I enjoyed it. And I feel like its beyond criticism in a day and age where people somehow hold up Jackson's Lord of the Rings films as classics.

 

[Registration]

Who the fuck cares this much about Mickey Mouse?! Is Mickey Mouse anyone's favorite Disney property? I could understand Goofy. It'd still be cringe Disney Adult behavior, but I could understand because Goofy is actually fun, but Mickey has no personality. His defining characteristic is he's a sterile mascot meant to be as inoffensive as possible.
I do love that Mickey is now starting to act in the same avaricious manner that Disney is as a company. "Hey kid, whadya want, a hug? You got a receipt?"

Italians do.

And yeah they care so much about Mickey (Topolino) that they have their own stories with him

They do lots of stuff with him and other characters in europe

Some of these stories get translated into english too

Not that I even read disney as an adult (a few Zé Carioca comics but I never read ducks or other disney comics, when I was younger) but american comics are so fucked up that most of them are super heroes and not children stuff for younger people to learn and enjoy reading it.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I missed that probably because Scuttle's species-change was so distracting. So Disney genderswapped another character like they did with Kaa in the live action Jungle Book. IIRC, the director, Jon Favreau, said he did that to have female representation. The irony in that is the live action version had way less screen time than the original.

Scuttle went from a seagull to a cormorant and I'm pretty sure Sebastian was more of a hermit crab than a regular crab and certainly not that uncanny valley nightmare. Flounder isn't a flounder (maybe a cichlid The majority of cichlids are freshwater fish, maybe a fake fish.I don't know) but some random aquarium fish. It's like the people working on this are trying to communicate how little of a fuck they give about the film they're working on.

 

[Registration]

I was curious about something in disney and went into wikipedia and found out that disney produced a remix album with famous singers in brazil doing their samba interpretations of disney songs.

Little mermaid one:

https://youtu.be/iUpwTwYznO0

Lion King one:

https://youtu.be/2efd5aCk51g

Toy Story one:

https://youtu.be/upC8tIYXJrI

It is quite surreal to see this exist and I never found out, the people they got are really famous people, it is quite a shock

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I missed that probably because Scuttle's species-change was so distracting. So Disney genderswapped another character like they did with Kaa in the live action Jungle Book. IIRC, the director, Jon Favreau, said he did that to have female representation. The irony in that is the live action version had way less screen time than the original.

I loved playing the snake. I got to sing.

Awkwafina is a tryhard. She seems to think she's a true and honest nigga but.....like bitch you're from fucking Ozone Park Queens lmao.

Where the fuck is the Aladdin cartoon ffs all the other series are on Disney Plus. I can't figure out why it is absent.

 

[Oats12345]

I loved playing the snake. I got to sing.

Awkwafina is a tryhard. She seems to think she's a true and honest nigga but.....like bitch you're from fucking Ozone Park Queens lmao.

Where the fuck is the Aladdin cartoon ffs all the other series are on Disney Plus. I can't figure out why it is absent.

Is that really the appeal of Awkwafina? I just find her ignoring.

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

I know, right? I was watching a bunch of them recently and was like "Wow... Mickey used to actually be cool." This is before you get to the cartoons that are fucked up in other ways like The Mad Scientist.

We were so robbed of this:

Seriously though, Epic Mickey should get highlighted as the last time Disney tried to make Mickey cool. Going for a horror aesthetic was ballsy as hell, and I wish it got realized because good lord was the artwork amazing. Gives me American McGee vibes.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

As seen on 4chan’s /tv/ board:



Take it however you like.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

We were so robbed of this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rz2pARIZFVA
Seriously though, Epic Mickey should get highlighted as the last time Disney tried to make Mickey cool. Going for a horror aesthetic was ballsy as hell, and I wish it got realized because good lord was the artwork amazing. Gives me American McGee vibes.

Holy shit why wasn't this approved?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

As seen on 4chan’s /tv/ board:

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Take it however you like.

Why does her live-action dress look....tattered?

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

As seen on 4chan’s /tv/ board:

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Take it however you like.

Eric looks confused and like he is just coming out of a hangover.
Ariel looks like a poor, cart looks like shit.

I seriously feel bad for the actress. Disney has to be intentionally sabotaging her at this point as her dress and world look like ass.

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Holy shit why wasn't this approved?

The game went through hellish development spanning at least half a decade. It probably just didn’t make the cut much like the morality meter.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Why does her live-action dress look....tattered?

I’m looking at the live action image and the coloring seems off. It does not look like it has a cheerful and sunny feel when compared to the animated movie.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

As seen on 4chan’s /tv/ board:

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Take it however you like.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Why does her live-action dress look....tattered?

I don't think it's the dress, her hair is just so ugly that brings the whole look down.

I don't get it. There are plenty of formal and cute curly haid dos that could look fine with that dress. Why shitty dreadlocks and mismatched hair pand?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Why shitty dreadlocks and mismatched hair pand?

Authentic black experience, sweaty!

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I seriously feel bad for the actress. Disney has to be intentionally sabotaging her at this point as her dress and world look like ass.

I understand Hanlon's Razor, but there is a point where incompetence and stupidity are impossible and it just has to be malice. I wouldn't be surprised if they tell her that everything looks great and once she's out of earshot, they burst out laughing.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I understand Hanlon's Razor, but there is a point where incompetence and stupidity are impossible and it just has to be malice. I wouldn't be surprised if they tell her that everything looks great and once she's out of earshot, they burst out laughing.

This is the grave she chose, though.