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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.4%

  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%

  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,088 68.9%
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    1,578
ShitLurker said:
Just saying when everyone and their mother was SHITTING on the images for that and the retarded spic talking too much, nobody seemed to be in any hurry to correct the record.
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Disney said "blah blah" a few people who werent grifting said those people were the stand ins.

When it comes to Disney you have the extreme shills and the doomer grifters and nobody in between. Neither would want to correct the record here.

Like this new Nelson Peltz nonsense. He wont do shit to change anything. They are doing this for religious reasons and dont care about making money. 3 board seats wont change anything and Iger will sick the media machine on those people and blame all the issues on the dissent. Youd have to fire so many people it would take a decade to see change.
 
madethistocomment said:
Disney dropped what should be the two BIG songs of Wish: Asha's big showstopper and Magnifico's villain song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=USzJvuHQVdAThis song just sucks. It's too poppy, the rhythm is all weird, there are too many words crammed into each line, and half of the lyrics are grammatically incorrect or random gibberish thrown together that sounds kind of good and inspirational- I have genuinely never heard of the phrase "Throw caution to every warning sign." It sounds like they tried to combine "throw caution to the wind" and "ignore every warning sign" but it falls on its face by sounding weird and clunky. The singer has a lovely voice, but it can't save how genuinely terribly constructed the song is.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f5TN6KI3BZsThis song also sucks, because it's supposed to be a villain song but it barely sounds like one. It also suffers from the same too-poppy problem (which is likely because Disney hired a mediocre radio composer chick who is most famous for writing Selena Gomez songs to compose the numbers of this movie instead of a tried and tested Broadway alumn) the little "doot doot doot doo" part in the chorus is annoying, and it again fails for a vast majority of the song to paint the king as anything more than a stressed, overworked monarch who's a bit too full of himself. He randomly goes all psycho-evil in two short stints in the song, which while being the most interesting parts of the song, also feel really bipolar because of how different it is from the rest of the song and what the rest of the song is giving for his characterization. The only plus to this is that Chris Pine sounds like he had fun recording it, and that's an incredibly small plus in a sea of negatives.
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I don't understand why they got rid of Lin-Manuel Miranda. He's no Howard Ashman but the man can write a musical, Moana was a solid addition to the Disney canon. Encanto wasn't my thing but people loved that Bruno song. Why ditch the biggest asset you currently have? Was he asking for too much money or something?

I'm a pop music faghag and even I'd never heard of Julia Michaels, who is credited with the songs for this. According to her Wikipedia she's done a few song competitions (The Voice, American Idol) and that's it? I've literally never heard any of the singles she's worked on. This is the person to whom you hand your big centennial event movie to, which is supposed to be the crowning achievement of Walt Disney's legacy?

These songs are so underwhelming. This Wish has a strong chorus (and Disney knows it, they're pushing it hard in the trailers) but every other aspect feels like it was rushed under a deadline. What a fucking mouthful those lyrics are. You want little kids to be singing this thing, they're not gonna be able to remember clunkers like "If knowing what it could be is what drives me." I'd love to know how many times Ariana DeBose had to re-do that word salad in the studio. It ends in such a weird way too, that little instrumental wrap-up feels tacked on.

I couldn't even make it through the villain song, just a big old whiff. I have nothing against Chris Pine but he sounds so young and silly here. There's a reason all the best Disney villains have deep, forboding voices. It's fine if they're a little comic but they still need to have menace. It's crazy that they went with Pine when they already had Alan Tudyk who has a deep voice and has already proven himself as a voice actor in multiple Disney movies. Why are these people so afraid of writing proper villains anymore? As recently as The Princess & The Frog they were still churning out bangers for their bad guys.
 
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Disney intentionally hiring ugly and mentally I’ll directors? Martian Scorsese like Hitler, Hamas and Putin rolled into one for MCUfags and journalists.
 
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Disney intentionally hiring ugly and mentally I’ll directors? Martian Scorsese like Hitler, Hamas and Putin rolled into one for MCUfags and journalists.
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This faggot directed the second highest grossing movie of all time and yet he's still an insecure little bitch. Maybe deep down he (like all the Marvel tards) knows that Scorsese is right and that marvel films are the shitty roller-coasters he describes them as.
 
A Sentient Cloud said:
I don't understand why they got rid of Lin-Manuel Miranda. He's no Howard Ashman but the man can write a musical, Moana was a solid addition to the Disney canon. Encanto wasn't my thing but people loved that Bruno song. Why ditch the biggest asset you currently have? Was he asking for too much money or something?

I'm a pop music faghag and even I'd never heard of Julia Michaels, who is credited with the songs for this. According to her Wikipedia she's done a few song competitions (The Voice, American Idol) and that's it? I've literally never heard any of the singles she's worked on. This is the person to whom you hand your big centennial event movie to, which is supposed to be the crowning achievement of Walt Disney's legacy?
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Sounds like more nepotism.
 
It's pretty easy to make money with an ensemble cast playing action figurines on a sequel of a worldwide famous franchise.

Scorsese, meanwhile, made almost half a billion with a film about psychopath conmen who get assblasted on hardcore drugs all the time and fucking whores and all sorts of depraved deviant shit.

Let's see if this faggot can do that too. But we all know he'll stick with his family-friendly bullshit forever.
 
This came up in the Star Wars thread, but the shareholder revolt may be gaining momentum:
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
I got you, fam, @Ghostse :
Key takeaway:

Market capitalization of Walt Disney (DIS)
Market cap: $147.62 Billion
Also from the article:

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A 1.5-2% stake may not seem like much, but it may be enough to start the avalanche. I kind of wondered wtf Eiger was thinking in dumping Perlmutter, but I'm glad to see it (maybe) come back to bite him. (Edit: I would laugh and laugh if Lucas did the same, but I think his shares might be in a trust.)
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AnsemSoD1 said:
Incoming career cow threads for the Russo Brothers when?
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All they got coming out after their Prime spy bullshit series landed like a fart in church is a Crisp Rat/chick from Stranger Things robot movies. And we all know how well non-branded sci-fi movies do. Then again, if they got even a tiny fraction of back-end off of their Marvel shit, they'll never need to work again. Which will leave them more time for spending.

They probably need a flop on a larger scale to go full cow, but who know, maybe not.
 
Your Starter for 10 said:
All they got coming out after their Prime spy bullshit series landed like a fart in church is a Crisp Rat/chick from Stranger Things robot movies. And we all know how well non-branded sci-fi movies do. Then again, if they got even a tiny fraction of back-end off of their Marvel shit, they'll never need to work again. Which will leave them more time for spending.

They probably need a flop on a larger scale to go full cow, but who know, maybe not.
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Aren't they doing a remake of Poltergeist as well?
 
A Sentient Cloud said:
I'm a pop music faghag and even I'd never heard of Julia Michaels, who is credited with the songs for this. According to her Wikipedia she's done a few song competitions (The Voice, American Idol) and that's it? I've literally never heard any of the singles she's worked on. This is the person to whom you hand your big centennial event movie to, which is supposed to be the crowning achievement of Walt Disney's legacy?
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A Sentient Cloud said:
It's possible, her Early Life section on Wikipedia features multiple instances of seemingly chance "meetings" with famous and connected people in the music industry, which seems unlikely for a random teenager living in the outer suburbs of Los Angeles.
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She seems to have had a wedge in the disney door since her teenage years. I wonder if she was friends with Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez during their disney channel days.
 
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Character named Kang got casted by a black actor. Black actor got #MEtoo in real life and ruins his career. Marvel put everything in the Kang basket and is now fucked. Sometimes the universe just lines up like a big joke. BLM still quiet about Disney screwing over another black.
 
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