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Scary thing is that is the same new animatronic used in the tiana ride. They look amazing in the Tokyo ride.
Which has been having nothing but issues.
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Which has been having nothing but issues.
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Forgotten Disney Magic arts?
Fartificial Insmelligence
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Downloaded it, looked through some of the files, can't make heads or tails of them. What are these, exactly? Is there anything spicy in them?
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It's an animatronic but the ice stuff is projected onto the animatronic's body. It's a trick.
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I was under the impression this was the same basic track as Splash Mountain, and they only changed out the sets? Seems weird it would suddenly have basic ops issues
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Reviews have been saying the ride itself seems different as if the tracks were changed a bit as well.
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From what I’m hearing it that they’re using current day tech on 30 year old hardware and expecting things to go smoothly.
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In seriousness, Disney better unfuck itself FAST before the theme parks start getting "Modern Disney"-ized. The parks are their true bread and butter. When they start to go under, then I would wager Disney will be in the start of its death throes.
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Good. In the words of Flame Hyenard, "BURN TO THE GROUND!"
Basic Blond Boy
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More lost talent...
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I'm still convinced that when Brad Bird's film comes out, there's going to be paid Disney shills reaming it and declaring it Bird's "worst film ever" all because he's working adjacent with Lasseter.
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pretty much the story of disney the last half century is "promise the world and disappoint people" Bob Iger at least had the brains to just buy disney's way to success, which was a smart move because everything they've done internally has seemed to be dogshit for a very long time now.
Say what you will about Eisner, at least he had ideas. Eisner would never fuck us on a Star Wars Hotel like this, that nigga was planning on letting Mickey retire for all of the 90s and letting the Muppets take over all the disney parks because he's literally mentally ill (and is the reason the Muppets are even a thing beyond some hippy's busking tools in the first place)
Eisner would have demanded every park be filled with replicas of every set so guests could reenact the entire trilogy as any role they'd want, and then be forced to scale it back from there.
it seems to work great in the black community, that sounds like a joke but if the culture itself is built around that as the expectation it suddenly becomes very easy for the "talented tenth" who do want to succeed to actually get the high achievement jobs of their dreams, even if they aren't actually deserving of them. For fucks sake look at our vice president, she didn't get there because of her brains but because of her whoring abilites. And if she had a tiger mom she would have never learned that she can climb the ladder quicker and easier riding a cock.
You ever watch The Jazz Singer? its also a film with a similar message and hatred of older cultural traditions its fairly common.
or how about in the 1920s with the advent of Jazz and minstral shows, or even the 1970s and disco?
from what i've read on wikipedia just now it was just a filler website where you could watch shows before they actually launched Disney+ and it only lasted a handful of years and was as barebones as they could make it.
exactly, When was the last "good" disney ride? I'd guess sometime in the 90s. Unless you're a fan of screens. it has to be that fair back, which is ironic because I'm pretty sure Eisner only got the job because he promised revamping the Parks of Disney and he's mainly known for all those shitty ideas he had
do you not have eyes? they just shine a different light to make it appear "frozen" and take fabric that is held taut and release it.
its because of how they're used, i remember a community theater version of a chrismas carol doing a similar thing as that Frozen trick but with real actors, it doesn't matter how good the effects are if you don't use them in a magical way
we've been hearing about that film for about a decade now. Skydance is having a hard time finding buyers for their animated films. despite what people may think, Lasseter's name still carries enough of a stigma that people aren't touching it. Skydance in general is a bit of an odd duck, its CEO is the son of the richest open Republican on earth, they made their money financing Tom Cruise and other scientologist's projects and they happily will take advantage of "canceled" talent like Bird and Lasseter.
They also have such a bad reputation that Paramount's owners are having a crisis of conscious selling even a handful of its assets over to them, when you give even other psychopathic billionaires pause, you know your reputation is in the shitter. The only place where they aren't hated in hollywood is at the box office, their ROI is hilariously good in comparison to everyone else in the industry. But a lot of that might be because of Top Gun 2, which also bucked the trend of other sequels of beloved IPs by not shitting all over the iconic hero of the franchise.
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Throughout my time at Disney parks in 2005, 2008, 2010 and 2014 only once (in 2014) did a ride break down. Everything else went absolutely perfect. What is going on here, Even Dilapidated Chinese Bootleg coasters don't run this horribly.
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Fuck Iger for ruining Twin Peaks. Fuck him.
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I spent a day in Tokyo Disneyland back during their 25th anniversary and I still have extremely fond memories of it. It makes sense it's owned and run by a different company. Everything I've read lately really didn't like up with my experience.
Tiana's Bayou is so depressing and bland. Perfect for current year.
Tiana's Bayou is so depressing and bland. Perfect for current year.
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Wait, what happened with Twin Peaks? I heard that show was great
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It's a very well done trick, very seamless as well. The lighting in general is fantastic.
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Twin Peaks is great, but Iger was responsible for a particularly notable case of executive meddling. For whatever reason, he didn't understand the basics of a mystery plot; namely, when you reveal the answer to the central mystery, that's the end of the story. After ordering a much larger second season, Iger wanted them to reveal Laura Palmer's killer as soon as possible, and despite Lynch and Frost trying to tell him that was a bad idea, they couldn't convince him otherwise. So they did the reveal about halfway through the season, and then after that the show's ratings plummeted as the plot meandered along and it ended up canceled. It wouldn't get a third season until twenty-five years later on Showtime.
Admittedly, Iger was also the driving force behind ABC picking up Twin Peaks in the first place, but that doesn't excuse him from being a complete retard.
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No religious iconography, eh? So then get rid of the rainbow. Do it, faggots.