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[X-avier cuck]

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The hippity hop stuff has made it in the Snow White

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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The hippity hop stuff has made it in the Snow White

"Yes, how DARE you see the state of the kingdom and rightfully call it out as shit and call on me to do something about it!"

 

[X-avier cuck]

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"Yes, how DARE you see the state of the kingdom and rightfully call it out as shit and call on me to do something about it!"

The degeneration of the Disney prince must be studied.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Gal Gadot even has a song and while the song itself isn't bad, Gal Gadot can't sing to save her life

Say what you will about Rachel Zegler, but she's like the only person who can sing in this movie and even then, that doesn't help they turn the character of Snow White into a revolutionary I guess.

Like they really overcomplicated a simple story to look smart and it doesn't help that the album cover looks like AI slop

 

[Screamer_2]

Gal Gadot even has a song and while the song itself isn't bad, Gal Gadot can't sing to save her life

Say what you will about Rachel Zegler, but she's like the only person who can sing in this movie and even then, that doesn't help they turn the character of Snow White into a revolutionary I guess.

Like they really overcomplicated a simple story to look smart and it doesn't help that the album cover looks like AI slop

So many of the comments are talking about how beautiful her voice is. Israel trolls?

To me it sounds like a composite of lots of different takes. Every line recorded separately and pieced together in the edit as opposed to being sung in one go.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

These songs are fucking awful.

But nothing will be as awful as the Scuttlebutt:

Btw, the 2015 Cinderella remake is officially a decade old now. Don't know what everyone else thinks about it, but it's basically the only good live action Disney remake if you ask me. And there's an actual romance story in it-- a rarity with Disney movies nowadays. Also, the movie actually looks pleasant to the eye, and the costumes are fantastic.

I will also argue that the 2018 Christopher Robin movie is absolutely delightful ... But even though it's "live action" Pooh Bear, it's not exactly a remake, so my point about Cinderella being the only good remake still stands.

I stopped watching this "live action remake" nonsense after I witnessed the cinematic abortion that was the Beauty & The Beast remake. I simply don't have the strength to witness how they massacred The Little Mermaid. I just don't need to have my spirit broken like that. I've heard and seen enough on the internet about that movie to know to stay far away.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Btw, the 2015 Cinderella remake is officially a decade old now. Don't know what everyone else thinks about it, but it's basically the only good live action Disney remake if you ask me. And there's an actual romance story in it-- a rarity with Disney movies nowadays. Also, the movie actually looks pleasant to the eye, and the costumes are fantastic.

I think it helps that movie was just another take on Cinderella rather than a remake of the movie

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

Btw, the 2015 Cinderella remake is officially a decade old now. Don't know what everyone else thinks about it, but it's basically the only good live action Disney remake if you ask me. And there's an actual romance story in it-- a rarity with Disney movies nowadays. Also, the movie actually looks pleasant to the eye, and the costumes are fantastic.

We have reached the point where older Disney remakes look better than the new ones.

 

[Foltest]

Btw, the 2015 Cinderella remake is officially a decade old now. Don't know what everyone else thinks about it, but it's basically the only good live action Disney remake if you ask me. And there's an actual romance story in it-- a rarity with Disney movies nowadays. Also, the movie actually looks pleasant to the eye, and the costumes are fantastic.

Seeing as the Cinderella remake was made by Kenneth Bragnah, a director with a lot of experience with costume dramas (Henry V, Hamlet etc) and he knows what he was doing.
Seriously, His Henry V is amazing and well worth watching. It is way better than "the king" that came out a few years ago.

 

[X-avier cuck]

These songs are fucking awful.

But nothing will be as awful as the Scuttlebutt:

Btw, the 2015 Cinderella remake is officially a decade old now. Don't know what everyone else thinks about it, but it's basically the only good live action Disney remake if you ask me. And there's an actual romance story in it-- a rarity with Disney movies nowadays. Also, the movie actually looks pleasant to the eye, and the costumes are fantastic.

I will also argue that the 2018 Christopher Robin movie is absolutely delightful ... But even though it's "live action" Pooh Bear, it's not exactly a remake, so my point about Cinderella being the only good remake still stands.

I stopped watching this "live action remake" nonsense after I witnessed the cinematic abortion that was the Beauty & The Beast remake. I simply don't have the strength to witness how they massacred The Little Mermaid. I just don't need to have my spirit broken like that. I've heard and seen enough on the internet about that movie to know to stay far away.

I maintain, that the problem with the scuttlebutt is that it's the second to last song in the movie which is not only completely ridiculous but messes up the tone while simultaneously committing the cardinal sin of telling us stuff that we already know.

Scuttle is oxymoronic because he's a creature that lives in between the land and sea and is more or less the only mentor figure that Ariel has, so giving him a song would make sense and would sort of add to the fact that Scuttle (despite his intentions) doesn't know WTF he's talking about which would kind of give more Credence to Trident's fears.

However, The Mouse House wants what they want and what they wanted was for their Asian Cash cow to do a rap song

 

[Castoreum]

So many of the comments are talking about how beautiful her voice is. Israel trolls?

Grifters.

There are people out there who think praising Disney for anything it shits out is akin to religious devotion. They bow before every live-action remake, sing hymns to soulless CGI, and clutch their pearls at any critique. Like questioning the House of Mouse is blasphemy against their childhoods.

I watched this exact thing happen with Wish. People in the comments of teasers and sneak peeks asking, "Why the hate?" for the atrocious songs and laughably awful lyrics. As if relying on your own sense to discern beauty is heresy.

ALL HAIL RICHARD RAT. BOW, MORTALS.

 

[gata]

All these fucking remakes look so fucking soulless. lilo and stitch didn't deserve this.

Even the new original stuff looks awful and uninspired, the softball show looks like the fucking meme'd grubhub commercial! Fuck these 3D beanmouths they look so bad, would it kill them to have a different fucking art style? For their love of diversity, they sure are lacking at it with their aesthetics.

 

[X-avier cuck]

I think what kills me is how they try to spend this into a political agenda despite the fact that most quote-unquote conservatives not only engage in things like Hamilton despite its liberal politics but actively fondly remember movies that feature non-white characters as leading roles.

I don't know anybody that complains about Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury for example or the fact that some of the best music from Disney was written by a gay guy.

It's just so bad that garbage like this has become normalized to the point that all of us are just numb to it and they're just waiting for Encanto the live-action remake heading to theaters in 2028

 

[Gingervitis]

The degeneration of the Disney prince must be studied.

Remember when Prince Philip 1v1’d a dragon to get to Aurora? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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"Yes, how DARE you see the state of the kingdom and rightfully call it out as shit and call on me to do something about it!"

On retrospect, listening to this song really makes me understand why people hate musicals, I personally love musicals, but songs like this are the type of songs the anti-musical people think about when they hate that genre.

This brand of theater pop really doesn't fit this old fantasy story, and the attempts to modernize it come across as cringeworthy. It feels like there is no sincerity to it and I feel that is what Disney wanted or simply doesn't give a shit since their whole model of live action remakes rely on Disney Adults to blindly give every movie millions of dollars because of childhood nostalgia and dragging their kids to see it.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

On retrospect, listening to this song really makes me understand why people hate musicals, I personally love musicals, but songs like this are the type of songs the anti-musical people think about when they hate that genre.

This brand of theater pop really doesn't fit this old fantasy story, and the attempts to modernize it come across as cringeworthy. It feels like there is no sincerity to it and I feel that is what Disney wanted or simply doesn't give a shit since their whole model of live action remakes rely on Disney Adults to blindly give every movie millions of dollars because of childhood nostalgia and dragging their kids to see it.

Galavant was one of the few good recent musicals.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

The entire lilo and stitch franchise had wickely good music.

This is the only disney remake so far that I'm actually even remotely passively intrested in out of sheer curiocity with how they are going to handle the songs. Will they just paste them as is? Remake them? Remaster them? Remix them? Just write new ones alltoogether?

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Current gossip pages narrative is trying to turn Snow White into a culture war proxy battle pitting Zegler against Gadot, which seems to be a deliberate attempt to distract from the fact that the movie looks terrible and has beyond-negative buzz.

I don't know why we're laying this shit at the feet of the actors like they have any creative control here whatsoever.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Current gossip pages narrative is trying to turn Snow White into a culture war proxy battle pitting Zegler against Gadot, which seems to be a deliberate attempt to distract from the fact that the movie looks terrible and has beyond-negative buzz.

I don't know why we're laying this shit at the feet of the actors like they have any creative control here whatsoever.

Because Zegler is an easily hateable moron that did plenty of damage by herself so might as well let her take rest of the blame too. Actors for good and bad are the face of the movie and do have some creative control, if for nothing else how they perform at their role. So it's quite natural they carry alot of the audience reaction to end product and Disney is taking advantage of that.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Because Zegler is an easily hateable moron that did plenty of damage by herself so might as well let her take rest of the blame too. Actors for good and bad are the face of the movie and do have some creative control, if for nothing else how they perform at their role. So it's quite natural they carry alot of the audience reaction to end product and Disney is taking advantage of that.

Rachel Zegler could be a charming genius with all the correct opinions and it wouldn’t move the needle on this disaster. No one’s seen her full performance and what we have seen of it from the trailer is the least of the film’s issues. No one is going to see or not see this because of her.