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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.5%

  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%

  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,087 68.9%
  • Total voters
    1,577
Trilby said:
In the end, we must remember Bobby. He didn't die for this shit.
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I heard mixed things. Apparently he was a boozer who got arrested for abusing his wife? And he fell in with the Warhol crowd (he's in one film as a nun and his teeth are....missing....). He turned to drugs and drink and died decomposed all because fucking Disney cast him aside.

Same with that faggot Tommy Kirk from Old Yeller and Swiss Family Robinsons but because of Disney having no more use for him in films, he was caught with a 16 year old in a pool or something. It is sad that nobody could find Bobby's grave. Apparently his body was so decomposed in the abandoned building some kids thought he was a scarecrow...

If there is indeed one small mercy we were afforded it was Kurt Russell. Walt had him in mind as the next big thing on his deathbed. He turned out well.

Come to think of it none of the female stars were in danger (if there were any). Hayley Mills was probably the main (if not only) Disney girl. And she was successful enough to branch into other things after Disney. The only other actress I can think of who also turned out well is Kathryn Beaumont voice of Alice and Wendy who became a kindergarten teacher eventually. (She later would voice characters in Kingdom Hearts 1 and Birth by Sleep)
 
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So the new park is in Abu Dhabi, where there's free rooftop thrill rides offered for pride month.
Guess that pendulum really DOES swing hard lol!
 
Kari Kamiya said:
Couldn't even keep Pleakey's crossdressing smdh. What a failure.
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Look I am not here to argue for the sanctity of gay crossdresser representation on Kiwi farms, but with this and him and Jumba just using holo tech to look fully human when disguised how is this character even Pleakley any more? What's the point, just replace the character with a different one like how they took Cobra Bubbles' social worker role and gave it to a new character. (Cobra Bubbles isn't fully replaced but he's just a glowie now)
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
The early aughts live action Scooby Doo movies were only worth it due to hot Linda Cardellini Velma.
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FIFY. She was a piece.
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Iger said he has personally seen the live-action Lilo & Stitch “a few times” and “can endorse it wholeheartedly,” adding: “Tracking is enormous.”
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Other films Iger singled out for having his attention and endorsement are Pixar’s Elio (June) and The Fantastic Four: First Steps (July), as well as Tron: Ares, Zootopia 2, and Avatar 3: Fire and Ash coming later in 2025.

“That’s quite a lineup,” Iger said. But he wasn’t done yet.

In 2026, Disney will put out a new Avengers film, its Mandalorian movie, another Toy Story and the live-action Moana. It’s “as strong as any slate that I’ve seen in a long time, since — well in 2019 I think was our best year — the strongest I’ve seen since then.”
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Sequels, remakes, reboots, and an original movie that's so derivative it might as well be called Lilo & Stitch: Hispanic Edition. Truly a strong lineup guys! :roll:
 
Vyse Inglebard said:
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Sequels, remakes, reboots, and an original movie that's so derivative it might as well be called Lilo & Stitch: Hispanic Edition. Truly a strong lineup guys! :roll:
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So a good slate is:
  • 2 Marvel films, likely to not do well given the current state of the MCU along with their own controversies.
  • Tron, a brand that has never really taken off, now staring box-office poison Jared Leto.
  • Star Wars - Literal dead brand
  • Toy Story - Lightyear proved it can fail
  • Elio - Calarts garbage, likely not going to do well
  • Moana Live Action - 50/50 on it doing well, really need to see Lilo & Stitch.
  • Avatar and Zootopia - Likely the only films that will really impress.
 
starborn427614 said:
Lightyear was a misfire for a number of reasons, I don't think a regular Toy Story film will do poorly. TS4 reviewed well and earned over a billion dollars.
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Thing is, TS5 is gonna have to fix that fucking ending without being a complete cop-out or admitting 4 is filler/non-existent. Difficulty spike is high.
 
starborn427614 said:
Lightyear was a misfire for a number of reasons, I don't think a regular Toy Story film will do poorly. TS4 reviewed well and earned over a billion dollars.
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That doesn't really mean much. Plenty of garbage films, which TS4 is, made a shitload of money under Disney, but did so by dragging their respective brand names into the mud. This is why so many of Disney's modern movies are underperforming or outright flopping these days when the same garbage made billions not 3 years ago.

I wouldn't be shocked if TS5 did gangbusters, but I am betting on a more tepid response from the audiences with TS5 since TS4 was such unmemorable garbage.
 
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other day at work was chatting with a coworker who was longtime worker at World, mid-to-upper-level mgmt by the time she was done
it was so nice to be able to just say "three season / four season salute" and not have to dumb it down
 
The Toy Story franchise (which I am not watching more of after the terrible fourth one) is just funny at this point. There's only so many big dramatic totally final for real ends you can have before it becomes comical. And you know they're going to do it again because they can't just have a nice ending where everyone is together like Toy Story 2 after all the praise for the dramatic ones.

They could end this fifth one with all of them actually burning to ashes and I would feel nothing because I know there's definitely a sixth in development already and that'll have its own definitely real ending before the seventh...
 
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