Disney is developing planned communities for fans who never want to leave its clutches


Disney is developing planned communities for fans who never want to leave its clutches​

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By James Vincent Feb 16, 2022, 11:20am EST
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concept art for Disney’s first planned “Storyliving” community: Cotino, California. Image: Disney
Disney has launched a new business for fans who can’t bear to leave the pristine, family-friendly world the corporation has nurtured through its theme parks and media ventures.
“Storyliving by Disney” will operate as part of the company’s theme parks division, developing a series of master-planned communities for residential living, designed by Disney’s creative staff and offering the same pampered tranquility found in its resorts.
DISNEY’S NEW PLANNED COMMUNITIES WILL BE AS PAMPERED AND PRISTINE AS ITS RESORTS
“Picture an energetic community with the warmth and charm of a small town and the beauty of a resort,” said Disney Parks, Experiences and Products exec Helen Pak in a promotional video.
Only one location has been announced so far: a community of 1,900 housing units named Cotino that will be built in the city of Rancho Mirage in California’s Coachella Valley (a location where Walt Disney himself once lived).
Concept art for Cotino shows villas, condos, and housing complexes clustered around a 24-acre “grand oasis,” which Disney says will offer “clear turquoise waters” powered by the Crystal Lagoons technology deployed at its resorts. Amenities will include “shopping, dining, and entertainment,” as well as a beachfront hotel and clubhouse hosting “Disney programming, entertainment and activities throughout the year.”
Members of the public will be able to visit Cotino by purchasing day passes, while a section of the development will be set aside for residents aged 55 and up. Prices for accommodation and financing options have not been announced, and Disney has also yet to share when construction will begin or when residents might be able to move in.

As reported by USA Today, although Disney is branding and marketing these communities, it will not own, build, or sell the homes. Instead, it will be partnering with third-party developers to carry out this work.
Cotino, for example, is being built by DMB Development, a company that’s constructed a number of luxury communities in the US and abroad. These include Silverleaf, Arizona (“a private haven of rare grace and refinement”) and Kukuiʻula in Hawaii (“a place for discerning families who seek to balance luxury with the laid-back lifestyle and awe-inspiring beauty of our island home”).
It’s also not the first time Disney has explored residential developments like this. In 1996, it opened the gates of Celebration, Florida, a master-planned community near Walt Disney World Resort, and in 2011 opened its luxury Golden Oak resort in the same state, where prices for homes originally started at $1.6 million. And famously, Walt Disney himself wanted to develop a utopian “city of the future” named Epcot (standing for “Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow”).
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Not all of these communities have been successes, though. The hugely ambitious original plans for Epcot were never fulfilled (though the concept’s legacy lives on in various ways in Disney’s resorts and parks), while Celebration, Florida, suffers all sorts of mundane and un-magical problems like leaks and mold (Disney itself is not responsible for maintenance).
With this latest venture, Disney apparently wants to revisit its residential dreams while focusing on the vague and eternally sunny concept of “storytelling.” As the company’s chairman of Disney Parks, Experiences and Products, Josh D’Amaro, puts it in a blog post, its new communities are all about “expanding storytelling to storyliving” (hence the name.)
What exactly that means in practice isn’t clear. Is “storytelling” just the company’s way of saying “you’ll have a really nice life if you pay us a lot of money,” or is it planning something nearer to the brand of lightweight immersive theater deployed in its parks and themed hotels? A report from USA Today hints at something more than just immaculate service:
“Every single element of these communities will be steeped in a story,” D’Amaro notes. The residents, he says, will be active participants in the stories.
Maybe, instead of being drawn into skits with hosts dressed up as Goofy or Elsa, Disney’s “Storyliving” residents will be able to take part in more grounded adventures, as staff who never break character help them navigate mid-life crises and suburban ennui. Why pay for therapy if you can turn your life into theater? A happy ending can be written for you.
 
Just reading this, it sounds exactly like the original plans of Epcot before Walt died. Not even Walt could get this done, and his advisors/employees under him knew the whole plan was a complete fucking mess.

And even when Disney still ignored this and made their own town, it turned into a complete mess as almost every company town does.

Actually, who am I kidding. Some soyboy disney fan will spend millions on this, and even if they kept them in a cage and fed him bugs, he would be happy as long as Disney made it.
 
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we're going to the disney ghetto bois
Give the imagineers some time. They are some pretty creative bastards. If anyone can make there be some lore behind the ghetto, town drunk, and woman beaters of town Disney then they could. Hell, turn it into an attraction while they are at it.
 
Just reading this, it sounds exactly like the original plans of Epcot before Walt died. Not even Walt could get this done, and his advisors/employees under him the whole plan was a complete fucking mess.

And even when Disney still ignored this and made their own town, it turned into a complete mess as almost every company town does.

Actually, who am I kidding. Some soyboy disney fan will spend millions on this, and even if they kept them in a cage and fed him bugs, he would be happy as long as Disney made it.
This is NOTHING like what Epcot was planned to be. It was supposed to be an insular city of artists and engineers making shit from what I remember, not this fucking gated community with a fake-ass little oasis for wealthy hipsters built on land Walt used to ride horses on. Epcot was going to be a way for employees to basically have easy access to shit while also experimenting with different tech and urban planning types of shit and serve as a sort of "world showcase". BIOSHOCK is a lot closer to OG epcot than this, though very different in some aspects.
 
Imagine the hell that being a "cast member" for this shit hole will be. It'll either be the typical 2.5 hour commiefornia commute, or they'll be leased a place on cast member lane, the well hidden trailer park. It will be the mother of all food deserts, but the cast members will get enough company script to afford the cheaper food stands or just get 3 meal vouchers a day. And as for the "guests" this will be mostly 3rd or 4th vacation houses, but, there will be a core of Lindsey Ellis type "permaguests". Hard core didney autists that have e-fame or just enough tech money to pay the substantual downs that will no doubt be required for "membership". Yeah, a town full of them.

This is, of course, assuming that didney has the capital to actually make this work. Cant wait to see them battle the envirowackos for 2 decades because you cant construct any new buildings in California.
 
As the article, and other people in this thread have mentioned before, they've already tried this before with Celebration, and it was a disaster. Just imagine a 1950s-style Truman Show, or the town from the movie Pleasantville.

Tacky, near-identical looking homes that were incredibly shoddily built, and often had leaking roofs, and moldy walls, no wildlife anywhere (no birds, squirrels, etc) only the artificial sounds of it being constantly played over speakers, the school was an utter shitshow with 80+ students of different grade levels being taught by three separate teachers all at the same time, and the overall town had this cult-like feeling where individuality was to be stomped out at all costs so as to maintain the appearance of "idealistic perfection".

Disney has since abandoned the place and it currently now has a major drug problem, so it if it helps, just imagine The Truman Show, but everyone's strung-out on heroin, and shit.
 
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As the article, and other people in this thread have mentioned before, they've already tried this before with Celebration, and it was a disaster. Just imagine a 1950s-style Truman Show, or the town from the movie Pleasantville.

Tacky, near-identical looking homes that were incredibly shoddily built, and often had leaking roofs, and moldy walls, no wildlife anywhere (no birds, squirrels, etc) only the artificial sounds of it being constantly played over speakers, the school was an utter shitshow with 80+ students of differencing grade levels being taught by three separate teachers all at the same time, and the overall town had this cult-like feeling where individuality was to be stomped out at all costs so as to maintain the appearance of "idealistic perfection".

Disney has since abandoned the place and it currently now has a major drug problem, so it if it helps, just imagine The Truman Show, but everyone's strung-out on heroin, and shit.
And they think they can just try this again but in a desert. They are in for a very rude awakening.
 
Of fucking course ole' blobbo wants to live in a planned community run by disney. Why the fuck wouldn't he? His only purpose in life is to consoom and pine for the superior moonwheat future built over the bones of everyone who doesn't live in a big city.
 
this reminds me of the sodosopa episode from south park but even more ridiciolous somehow. especially the concept art they showed. their employees are barely scraping by but they decide to expand and make more money.

honestly the only benefit i can see to these soy reservations is that it’s a containment zone for disney adults that hopefully they won’t leave. good things there’s shops there so they can get their overpriced disney themed 3000kcal food and not radiate cancer and body odor to the public
 
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