Diversity Kids! - aka Burger King Kids Club for the 2020s

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Remember when shows could be diverse without screaming about it? I kinda want this to actually be made because the potential of it becoming High Guardian Spice 2 feels high.
 
You know they’re racist since there’s no Albanian in the group, they still have all their shit.
 
FUCKTHEPONY said:
That's the damn thing.

Honestly, the thing doesn't even look that bad, the design and style has some creativity and freshness in (not without its issues but still) it and I have seen some "THIS IS VERY DIVERSE, OPEN MINDED, TOLERATING and EDUCATING!!" crap in the past that looks fucking creatively soulless, boring, ugly and horrid compared to this, but this name is such creative disappointment. Why it couldn't be called fucking idk Bunch of rad kiddos, Kiddos with lot of ideas or whatever (actually creative or smart) shit and be described as bunch of school kids with their individual challenges and stuff learning some important lessons or fucking something instead of this lazy shit slapped on otherwise surprisingly decent looking product.
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Diversity Kids has a cynical ring to how blunt it is: "Woke Capital This Way Please" might even be more subtle...
 
indigoisviolet said:
The tagline "We The Future" doesn't bode well for this being an educational programme.

Why is one of the My Little Ponies a girl now? And why is there a ... pirate?
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Ye dun't really wanna know that, matey... ye dun't.

Shidoen said:
You know they’re racist since there’s no Albanian in the group, they still have all their shit.
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They've forgot the current thing nation too (ukrainian), let alone korean (loli), japanese (loli), Polish (cow) and Aussies. Heckin' wankers, can't even make the show worth of something.

StalinMan53 said:
CalArts just smashed through ground and went to hell with this one.
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Right, because high guardian spice was that successful. :suffering:
 
At least the BK Kids Club gave you a free meal on your birthday.
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Shouldn’t they have some doughy genderless blob with black lipstick and no apparent neck?

I wonder how cumin infused that cupcake is.
 
red head, blonde - likely white
brown hair , light skin - probably jewish but could be white
purple hair is asian
the kid next to her with a soccer ball is some kind of hispanic
and then the black kid and the muslim girl

No native american!?!!?!?!?!?
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FUCKTHEPONY said:
That's the damn thing.

Honestly, the thing doesn't even look that bad, the design and style has some creativity and freshness in (not without its issues but still) it and I have seen some "THIS IS VERY DIVERSE, OPEN MINDED, TOLERATING and EDUCATING!!" crap in the past that looks fucking creatively soulless, boring, ugly and horrid compared to this, but this name is such creative disappointment. Why it couldn't be called fucking idk Bunch of rad kiddos, Kiddos with lot of ideas or whatever (actually creative or smart) shit and be described as bunch of school kids with their individual challenges and stuff learning some important lessons or fucking something instead of this lazy shit slapped on otherwise surprisingly decent looking product.
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Maybe they wanted to call it "The D-Club" but someone with enough foresight struck that down.
 
indigoisviolet said:
Why is one of the My Little Ponies a girl now? And why is there a ... pirate?
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You know what? I like this idea. Do a cartoon with the most unrealistic, schizo shit around and say it's about social issues or some other horseshit. Have a pirate kid, one with a bowling ball or some shit, one that is clearly a rip-off of a more popular cartoon, fucking Paul Dano I dunno, and Saddam Hussein as the teacher. Write the most complex, incomprehensible plots and be as entitled and narcissistic as possible when people ask what the fucking message was on press conferences and such, when it inevitably gets cancelled blame the World for not being ready for it, release a second season 10 years later, even worse now!

Seriously speaking, now, it's amusing how these works are always the same fucking horseshit, poorly written, flat characters that are nothing beyond their labels. Witless, cowardly, patronizing writing, to the point you would think they did these at gunpoint. Always headed by narcissistic jagoffs who blame everything but their own incompetence when these dead on the water projects finally fail. My "pitch" is less insane than this!
 
RainwaterDrop said:
Seriously speaking, now, it's amusing how these works are always the same fucking horseshit, poorly written, flat characters that are nothing beyond their labels. Witless, cowardly, patronizing writing, to the point you would think they did these at gunpoint. Always headed by narcissistic jagoffs who blame everything but their own incompetence when these dead on the water projects finally fail. My "pitch" is less insane than this!
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The people making these things might have different skin colors, ethnic backgrounds, different genitals, but they all grew up in the same gated neighborhoods, went to the same schools, and socialized at the same Starbucks. They had the same life experience of living a shallow, vapid existence with nothing meaningful or challenging. They may look different on the outside but on the inside they all have the same mush brain.
 
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