Do you know where you are going when you die?

[Stan]

You're not even trying.

The actual quote is from Matthew 7:1-2:
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you".

Predictably, you deliberately cut off the second verse. It's Christ condemning hypocrisy. Much of Christ's ministry was condemnation of people in their sin, especially hypocrisy. To avoid turning this thread into a Bible study I'll just note that overall scripture encourages the faithful to not only have good judgement but to call out sin appropriately.

Condemning someone as sinning for spreading the faith is a particularly bizarre assertion.

I didn’t give the full quote because I’m quoting off the cuff and not copy pasting. Anyway, the quotes applicability to Kiwi Farmers is the same; Kiwi Farmers are all assholes sitting in judgement against people they only know from the internet, and so you all need to rethink your behavior lest a day come when you are judged by anonymous trolls who only know you from the Internet.

Kiwi Farmers are some of the biggest hypocrites I’ve ever seen. Y’all can dish it out, but not take it; and you rely on making others miserable with anonymous messages so the victims cannot hold you accountable for your actions. You get all up in a cows real life and post their power-word everywhere, but you’re all way too chickenshit to share your powerword. You know that if you did share your actual IDs, the same Kiwis who laughed it up alongside you would crucify you next, just for fun. Fuck, you’d even try to twist the Gospel to make it seem like Jesus would agree with trolling people to death.

I think this forums purpose is hardly to “spread the faith”, and even if it were, “repent or no heaven for you” is a lazy and shortsighted kind of evangelism that persuades basically no-one. You guys have the all the theological flame of a bumper sticker; you’re all idiots who barely know what the Bible says and no fucking clue about what it means or how to live those principles.

Also if you think you’re going to heaven because you posted in Deep Thoughts, lmao.

 

[独人13]

Hell awaits, or in my case, China awaits.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Don't really mind. Could be some place cool or some place boring. As long as you go through life with a fine heart that is, but I'm sure the afterlife (unless cessation of existence is your thing) is more versatile than we perceive it.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Rate me autistic if you want but I want my mind uploaded into a von Neumann probe

 

[Sewer Level 9]

**an unimaginative shit eating faggot, grafted upon the anus of Satan

Were you providing him with the definition of "Jew"?

 

[libRT]

Home.

 

[Otterly]

I also want to clarify, you do not have to "turn from your sins" or "stop sinning" to be saved. The Bible refutes this garbage with Ephesians 2:8-9 "
For by grace are ye (you all) saved through FAITH; and that NOT of yourselves: it is the GIFT of God: ( Not of works, lest any man should boast (9)."
I’ve always read that as warning that it’s not just ‘works’ that get you through the gates. As in, if you’re wicked and evil and you think that building an orphanage will get you there while you continue to be wicked and evil. Like you can’t just tick the boxes and expect to go to heaven. You also depend on grace, which is uncontrollable and ineffable. God gives or does not, you can’t force it by hitting level whatever on goodboi points.
Turning away from sin IS needed I think. There’s no point doing the good works if you’re still trafficking kids. Similarly someone without the means to build an orphanage but who repents from sin and genuinely strives to live a decent life - if they get bestowed with grace, they’re good.
The verse means that gods grace cannot be attained by forcing it. Not that you’ve a free pass on the sin

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Jesus was a pedophile.

 

[Wuornos]

Reincarnation. I like sparrows. I want to be a sparrow next. Seems like the human world is going to suck for awhile and I need a sabbatical.

I think this often too. I'd rather be a horse. Preferably in Europe. A 30 year break from the human world would be bliss. Don't think Sparrows live longer than five years.

 

[Otterly]

Fighting and dying over religion, the truth of which is something nobody can ever prove objectively, is definitely one of the most retarded human behaviors.

Now I don't mean martyrs or acting self-defense, that's completely fine. I mean the types of idiots that go off on wars of aggression to make their god happy or blow themselves up because some guy in the 7th century maybe said they'd get some virgins out of it.

Thing is that humans seem deeply hardwired to do this. They can use religion as a driver and if you get rid of religion they just latch onto something else. The social justice and woke warrior stuff, the trannyism - they’re cults. Even things like veganism have the same behaviours. Mantras to repeat, heretics to attack, One True Way of doing things.
The vegans are too noodly armed to do much bloodshed but the SJWs managed to burn down a few cities in summer 2020. The impulse is clearly strong. You either harness it with your religion or it gets used against you. A tribal group who are rabidly religious have an advantage over a group who aren’t becasue they’re willing to kill and die for it. Look at how the jihadi suicide bombers work vs say the IRA. They’re much harder to spot, and stop. They don’t want to live. Religion gives an advantage at the group level and so it’s been selected for.

I think this often too. I'd rather be a horse. Preferably in Europe. A 30 year break from the human world would be bliss. Don't think Sparrows live longer than five years.

I can never decide whether it’d be bliss to be a dolphin or whether not having arms would be horrific. I suppose dolphins don’t miss them. Maybe a very pampered western cat. I think a lot of us would like to step out of the world for a little while

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'm a maltheist. It's honestly a massive spiritual black pill and kind of depressing.

The TLDR of it is that I believe everyone goes to Hell when they die no matter what.

Never forget that He wants you miserable and brainwashed in this life and trapped in eternal fiery torture in the next life. And He thinks its funny.

 

[male pattern malding]

no clue honestly, figure it might be the same place I was before I was born

Jesus was a pedophile.

8-year-olds, Dude.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I am honestly convinced that death is the end of an experiment and an afterlife like heaven is where philosophy goes in full swing. If anything, death is far from the end. When you get into heaven, when more information is available, philosophy and statistics become unfathomably complex for a regular human.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I once saved a kid from getting run-over without a second thought (was jogging nearby) so either heaven or limbo

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

Jesus said don't judge, bro! I read it in the Book of Jesus! I know more about everything including the Bible(which I've clearly never opened) than other people because I'm better than them and everyone else is an idiot. KF makes me assmad because I am or identify strongly with a lolcow(s). Despite the fact that KF makes me angry, I can't resist going on it because the anger is preferable me from the emptiness and self-loathing I would feel otherwise.

Honest question: which thread is yours? Do you "identify" with something other than your "natal sex"? Would you consider yourself "neurodivergent"?

All that anger and hate you're holding onto isn't hurting anyone other than yourself. Learn to laugh a bit.

 

[BiggerChungus]

I believe, but only the Lord knows.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

The county will decide what to do with me once I'm dead.

 

[BEEJAMZ]

Wait so i can fornicate and blaspme etc aslong as i have repented?

 

[Esau]

Wait so i can fornicate and blaspme etc aslong as i have repented?

No, read James 2

 

[Stan]

Much of Christ's ministry was condemnation of people in their sin, especially hypocrisy.

If you were to be honest with yourself, what do you think Jesus would say about Kiwi Farms and your part in the community? Do you think Jesus would endorse your finding entertainment within a community whose purpose is to dunk on lolcows and make them miserable, or do you think Jesus would condemn making other people suffer so you can be entertained?

Here’s another citation for you: proverbs 6:16-19.

There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination unto him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood; a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that make haste to run to evil, a false witness who breathes out lies, and one who sows discord among brothers.

I think you need to learn to find a way to laugh that doesn’t require someone else to feel frightened, angry, or embarrassed before you can find a way to heaven. Basically you need to learn to stop finding bullying to be funny. You can do this! I did and it’s why I’m better than you.