Does Barb talk to anyone?

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This must be how her back and buttocks look. But worse since it is Barb.

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DrJoshii said:
Not "since Corrina died!!!"
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I love the Aunt Corrina's funeral and the missed pancake party story. Absolutely love it. I'm sure Corrina was the only family that would talk to Barb, After she died, no one else had any reason, or want, to. It probably didn't help that you know the whole funeral was filled with Chris whining, "B-but I.... You said today was, it's the pancake day festival."
 
Megan was the nearest he got to a girlfriend so I could see her really having a lot of issue with her. My first husband was not special needs but his mom was clingy and she drove me nuts when we first got together as teenagers.
 
DrJoshii said:
Not "since Corrina died!!!"
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That line in the video cracks me up.
By all accounts, Barb is a very unpleasant person in general and I wouldn't be surprised if people she's previously encountered (retail employees, pharmacists, q-sand chefs, etc) flat out avoid her because of prior incidents. I image she's the type of rude-ass customer that doesn't even acknowledge a simple greeting of "How are you?" or responds to the inquiry with immediate demands.
 
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4Macie said:
According to Chris, his family has hated them ever since his Aunt died and the funeral was over.
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Operative phrase highlighted. To Chris-or any of the Chandlers-anything that isn't constant adulation or burden-unloading constitutes unadulterated loathing. Chances are slim, but maybe the Westons and Chandlers are just estranged, plain and simple; no big drama, they're just...not together. Again, slim chance.

EDIT: but that's not without trying. chris says barb wants to see or talk to cole and he wants nothing to do with them... so it's probably not because she doesn't want to talk to family, it's that the family doesn't want to talk to her.
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Both are waiting for an offstage voice to whisper to Cole "Remember your lines," at which he'll say what he's "supposed to" say and let his family in with open arms. Cue the John Williams strings.
 
Pikonic said:
I feel like we had a discussion similar to this in the past, like if Barb talks much at all. We know from Chris that her family doesn't talk to her and I highly doubt she has tea time or bridge nights with people her age.
I'm gonna say no.
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I've been around my share of older people in my time, including my own parents and in my experience, without fail, the tolerance for other people's bullshit goes down exponentially as we get older. So no, I doubt many people her own age want to be around Barb.
 
pickleniggo said:
That line in the video cracks me up.
By all accounts, Barb is a very unpleasant person in general and I wouldn't be surprised if people she's previously encountered (retail employees, pharmacists, q-sand chefs, etc) flat out avoid her because of prior incidents. I image she's the type of rude-ass customer that doesn't even acknowledge a simple greeting of "How are you?" or responds to the inquiry with immediate demands.
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In other words, the apple didn't fall far from the tree, it rotted on the branch.
 
Barb isn't exactly what you would call a people person. The Q-sand incident is a perfect example.
Much like her son, Barb can only look at people with suspicion and contempt. She immediately decided she was was sick because she MUST have gotten food poisoning from the Indian restaurant. One of the fire fighters who risked her life to save her disaster area of a house MUST have stolen her painting.
So no, I doubt Barb has anyone she talks to besides Chris on a regular basis. They probably feed off of each other's hate for the outside world.
 
Even money says that the only 'person' she talks to regularly anymore is the soul of the internet lumberjack.

So it's just like her son on that front, just without as many Lego stand-in avatars spread out on the table at the fast food restaurant for :snorlax:.
 
The Joker said:
...I think that Chris just wants Cole to talk to hee so he doesn't have to hear her bitch about Snyder, Megan, and the evil kuerig company.
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But I thought that Chris already bitched about those things, even if Borb did it too. I figure what Borb was to Chris is what tumblr was to SJWs: an echo chamber where people kept telling Chris he was perfectly rational and his beliefs were justified. Knowing Chris, it's likely that this would both massage his ego and exacerbate his persecution complex.
 
As much of a needy attention whore as she is, I am surprised that she has never made a video with Chris's help, to be seen by Cole, the Chandlers or the Westons. She must realize that her only advocate is severely mentally disabled and cannot possibly be effective for her. Then again, Barb strikes me as someone who can't conceive of what The Internets are.
 
The Joker said:
I think that Chris just wants Cole to talk to hee so he doesn't have to hear her bitch about Snyder, Megan, and the evil kuerig company.
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Also so Cole can bandage her HOLEY BUTTOCKS!!!, freeing Chris to resume his love quest once more.
 
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