Does Barb talk to anyone?

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I can only imagine the lawsuit the Chandlers would have filed if Bob had actually died of heart attack #3 at Cunty Cookin.
I can actually see that one as having a potential payoff. It's stupid as fuck, but so is the lawsuit of the woman who tripped over the "Caution Wet Floor" sign in a movie theater lobby. And she won it until a different judge threw out the ruling because of how stupid it was.

Point is, they would have had a better chance of winning that one then any of the other suits they've filed or threatened.
 
She was a whore. They're popular, but only for awhile.

Speaking of which, how did Barb disclose losing her virginity to her son? She doesn't seem to have a close enough relationship to ever confide in Chris about something like that. It's, just, ewwwww....
 
Speaking of which, how did Barb disclose losing her virginity to her son? She doesn't seem to have a close enough relationship to ever confide in Chris about something like that. It's, just, ewwwww....
Well, they did both lose it the same way: the men's basketball team running a train on them. It's something to bond over!
 
Speaking of which, how did Barb disclose losing her virginity to her son? She doesn't seem to have a close enough relationship to ever confide in Chris about something like that. It's, just, ewwwww....

Chris doesn't have that built in filter of what is and is not appropriate to discuss with people. He clearly spoke to both of them at length about being a frustrated virgin. He almost certainly asked them both about losing theirs, with no clue about social morays and boundaries. This is the same kind of person who is proud to have been with a prostitute. I wonder if Barb ever found out about that.
 
Speaking of which, how did Barb disclose losing her virginity to her son? She doesn't seem to have a close enough relationship to ever confide in Chris about something like that. It's, just, ewwwww....
As long as no one explicitly tells Chris to shut the hell up, he assumes he has a captive audience. This is why I think his disclosure of his masturbation habits is only an iota less creepy than people make it out to be; she just let him drone on, just so long as he didn't drown out her stories. Inversely, Chris accepts anything his parents say at face value, even if it's plainly obvious to us they're the words of parents who really really don't want to talk.

So did Barb tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Probably not. (Not that it mattered what his parents had to say; their sexual histories end in his conception, so in his estimation, they must have done something right.)
 
Speaking of which, how did Barb disclose losing her virginity to her son? She doesn't seem to have a close enough relationship to ever confide in Chris about something like that. It's, just, ewwwww....
See now how I would have phrased this question would be more like "Why would Barb disclose the details of losing her virginity to her (mentally incompetent) son?"
 
I hate to say this, but I have some experience with a hoarder because my mom was one too. Granted, she was never as bad as the Chandlers, nor was she anywhere near as fat as Barb, but it did put a terrible strain on my father. Anyway, her hoarding started later in life, after I'd left for university. She had all those rubber bins filled with junk, she went to junk stores and bought "knick-knacks," and ultimately accumulated 20 cats. I always chalked it up to some sort of empty nest syndrome, and its given me a fear of hoarding. Anyway, what's interesting is that as she became more of a hoarder, she became less social and let her appearance go. She'd go about in sweatpants most of the time, with her hair a mess. I've heard it said that hoarders feel compelled to stay home and "protect" their hoard from outsiders. Don't know if it's true, but it always seemed to me that she didn't want people looking at her hoard or judging her. Certainly she fought any attempts at bringing people into her house for repair or maintenance.

So yeah, I suspect that Barb is the same way. Only... worse, as is so very often the case with the Chandler clan. She is probably anti-social, and I suspect it may play into whatever weird, codependent relationship she has with her little "Chrushun." She probably was uncomfortable talking to girls... not that I can blame her, since his conversations with the opposite sex look genuinely unpleasant for all parties involved! She is also likely uncomfortable with the idea of Chris leaving. Thankfully for her, I don't think he will leave her until several weeks after her death. And she is probably uncomfortable with the idea of Chris having people over (ha!), or having anyone in her house. Didn't she accuse the firefighters of trying to steal from her hoard? Because all those old pizza boxes and empty bottles will fetch sooo much money on eBay, especially after being lightly singed.

Sorry if I rambled, but I have something of a personal bias against hoarders. Obviously.

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This is not a people person.

That picture both saddens and amuses me. It really pains me to see any human being let themselves go to that degree. And the poor cat with her. He deserves a nice, loving home. At the same time, I'm thankful I never had to deal with a hoard THAT bad. What really takes the cake for me is the Atkin's diet book (presumably unread) sitting atop what appears to be two unopened puzzles. Possibly the same bloody puzzle. Also... is that a Chris-Chan snow globe? Geez... they even go for those cheesy presents.

Fuck! Chris ripped off Watchmen? Because that looks too much like Ozymandias to be coincidence. Is nothing sacred to him?

Oh well, I guess it could be worse. He could have ripped off Crossed. Now that wouldn't end well.

Doubtful. As awesome as the idea of OPL reading Crossed (or really anything by Garth Ennis) might be, I wouldn't get my hopes up. Even as the TRUE AND HONEST creator of Sonichu, actually reading comics seems too sophisticated, particularly comics aimed at a more mature audience. More likely, he just saw the Watchmen movie. Despite his seeming lack of attention span or even ability to follow plots, he seems drawn to television and movies, particularly cartoons.

Even that might be giving him too much credit. The yellow might just be because its supposed to be some sort of horrendous Sonichu costume... *shudders*
 
The Watchmen movie came out well after Chris designed the cherokee outfit. And I doubt that the original comic could hold his attention span for long, seeing as how he was busy jerking off to Sonic and Pokemon for the majority of his life.
 
As long as no one explicitly tells Chris to shut the hell up, he assumes he has a captive audience. This is why I think his disclosure of his masturbation habits is only an iota less creepy than people make it out to be; she just let him drone on, just so long as he didn't drown out her stories. Inversely, Chris accepts anything his parents say at face value, even if it's plainly obvious to us they're the words of parents who really really don't want to talk.

Plus with the lovely cocktail of autism + dumbass, he can't pick up on nonverbal cues that people don't give a shit.

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Doubtful. As awesome as the idea of OPL reading Crossed (or really anything by Garth Ennis) might be, I wouldn't get my hopes up. Even as the TRUE AND HONEST creator of Sonichu, actually reading comics seems too sophisticated, particularly comics aimed at a more mature audience. More likely, he just saw the Watchmen movie. Despite his seeming lack of attention span or even ability to follow plots, he seems drawn to television and movies, particularly cartoons.

Even that might be giving him too much credit. The yellow might just be because its supposed to be some sort of horrendous Sonichu costume... *shudders*
To be honest that Crossed reference was a joke, but the idea of Chris reading it horrifies me. I got literally a handful of pages in (you can probably guess the part - HINT: salt) to the first volume before I had to stop reading, and eventually finished it a few months later while binge reading. It was just too much to stomach at that point. But yeah, Chris doesn't come across as the sort of person who can read a book or watch a film and be able to dissect it's themes with any degree of competency.
 
She was a whore. They're popular, but only for awhile.

She was quite the village bicycle, if I remember correctly.

Chris said:
February is coming up... My birthday's on the 24th... I'll be 30... Still a Virgin. I mean, MOST people lose their Virgin Marys BEFORE 21. My mother lost hers in her High School years. My Father lost his at the age of 27. "THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"!!! DAMN IT! Abstinence is a Very Crappy Joke! It only leads to Growing, GROWing, GROWING EMOTIONAL PAIN over the extended time.

Does anyone else find it weird that Bob supposedly didn't get laid until he was almost thirty?
 
Does anyone else find it weird that Bob supposedly didn't get laid until he was almost thirty?
I'm going to take a guess and say that Chris was whining and bitching about being a virgin (possibly on or near his 26th or 27th birthday) and Bob comforted him by saying he lost his virginity at 27. Which was, of course, a lie but Chris didn't question it.
 
I'm going to take a guess and say that Chris was whining and bitching about being a virgin (possibly on or near his 26th or 27th birthday) and Bob comforted him by saying he lost his virginity at 27. Which was, of course, a lie but Chris didn't question it.

I'd agree with this, ole Bobby was in the army for a few years and I'd find it hard to believe he stayed pure all that time with prostitutes so readily available and part of the army culture.

Not to mention all the homo-sex in the barracks!
 
I'm going to take a guess and say that Chris was whining and bitching about being a virgin (possibly on or near his 26th or 27th birthday) and Bob comforted him by saying he lost his virginity at 27. Which was, of course, a lie but Chris didn't question it.
That's pretty much what any parent will do at this point. I was bummed because I wasn't getting my lady time and all the other girls in school were and I was being made fun of; my mom told me that her and my grandma were a year old than I was before they got their's and it's genetic. I later learned that they got their's like two years before I did, but then the genes for that are actually from your dad's side... so then it made sense. But I digress, it was probably a similar situation; though why he was discussing his virgin status with his parents is beyond me. I guess Chris did talk about his masturbatory habits with Barb, so maybe he was talking to her about it and Barb just made that story up.
 
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